Abra Cadaverous

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since	: 04-21-09, id: 1909279, Profile Updated: 10-13-09
country	: United States

Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece.

Call me Abra.

me.
Favorite food: Cheeseburgers. Summer Sausage. You know, meat. No offense to the veggie-people though.
Favorite movie: the Dark Knight, The Nightmare before Christmas, Howl's Moving Castle, Ever After, Star Wars.
Favorite manga: Bleach, One Piece.
Favorite anime: Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist.

"Meyer is an excellent writer when it comes to writing about kitchen appliances. Which is why Edward kind of reminds me of my fridge: Big, sparkly, and very, very full of shit."
-Anonymous.

Pertaining to my stories-You should know right now that if I decide to open up requests, I do not write lemon. Maybe some risque humor here and there, but nothing more. Thank you very much. Blood guts'n'gore are fiiine though. Requests right now...Open I guess. I reserve the right to refuse your request though.

I may write: Naruto, Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, One Piece, Justice League, Batman, Bleach, and maaaybe FMA.

I am working on: A series of Bleach oneshots. And people like it! I've never been so happy. A Bleach multi-chaptered fic, some One Piece oneshots...And, suprise, an OP story! I won't post it for while though. So keep your fingers crossed, and if you see my muses, give 'em a kick in the ass for me.

One Piece.
Nami: Money fiend, the only one who gets away with manipulating Zoro, and she's basically the crew mom.
Zoro: Big, muscular, loyal, and he's got green hair. And he's the crew dad. What's not to love?
Sanji: He works with food, fire, and knives, and has that amaaaazing eyebrow.
Luffy: Brave, stubborn, funny, and practically a bottomless pit. And he's made out of rubber. How cool is that?
Chopper: So freakin' adorable. I want to squeeze him...
Usopp: The brave coward, marksmen, and he's got an amazing nose. Go Usopp!
Brook: A walking talking eating pooping skeleton! With an afro, no less!
Franky: Pervert, shipwright, and a cyborg! With cola power! SUPAAAAAA!
Robin: The bookworm archaeologist, and she can read an extinct language. So awesome.

Quotes.
You may have noticed that a couple of my stories have quotes; good for you! You will get much kudos though, if you actually know where those quotes came from.

Bleached Love: On hiatus. =P Darn that writer's block.
Missing Strawberries and Sane Hollows: On hold. Waiting for inspiration to drop out of the sky and smack me upside the head. May not be updated until I'm done with SOOBER-BORING Bount arc, and move on to better things.

!!Special Announcement!!
After months of traversing every bookstore within, like, a 80 miles radius, I finally gave up and ordered One Piece, #9, the one volume I haven't been able to find at Hastings...Barnes&Noble...Borders...The list goes on. And it arrived! And I am now proud to say that I own every volume of One Piece available in the USA. At least, I do until #22 comes out. Does anyone know when that is?

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1. Painting Circles in the Sky » reviews
Various oneshots with the most awesome pirate crew ever to sail the briny blue. K through T. No. 2: "I thought I was going to die".
One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-24-09

2. Cutting the Moon » reviews
Because love is an unreasonable thing, and they have got to be one of the most unreasonable couples in One Piece. ZoNa, ZoroxNami.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Nami & Zoro

3. Cookies » reviews
A collection of SaNa drabbles. Rated T for safety. 50 sentences for everyone's favorite couple.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Nami & Sanji

4. The Bar Incident reviews
In which Zoro loses something very precious. /Title may change, rated for minor language and alcohol./
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-22-09 - Nami & Zoro - Complete

5. Fools reviews
She was drunk. And he was getting there.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-09 - Zoro & Nami - Complete

6. Manly » reviews
Because Usopp's a liar. Because Nami can be a little masculine at times. Because Zoro, for once, knows what he's talking about. Post-Thriller Bark.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-09 - Nami & Zoro - Complete

7. UnNamed reviews
It was purely speculative thinking on my part.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-2-09 - Nami & Zoro - Complete

8. xxTitle reviews
Life's a Bitch. So is Death. /Rated for mild language and character death/
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-09 - Nami - Complete

9. Missing Strawberries and Sane Hollows » reviews
His hand closed around her throat, and he looked up at her with malevolent black-and-gold eyes. "What the hell did you do to me?" Hichiruki and Ichiruki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-27-09 - Dark Ichigo & Rukia K.

10. Bleached Love » reviews
And the Horse gazed on the Queen and in that moment he gave his heart to her....." Ichiruki with onesided Hichiruki, Hichiruki, and Ichiruki. A series of oneshots. On Hiatus, thank you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.

11. Lunch? reviews
Just a short friendship fic I wrote at 1AM. Sakura is busy at the hospital, until the Number-1-Knuckleheaded-Ninja comes to get his head checked out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete

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