I recently decided my profile included way too much profanity and embarrassing personal details about my life so this is the new and improved watered down version:

I like twilight fanfiction way too much. that pretty accurately summarizes me as a person

IRL I am a single twenty two year old female grad student in Orlando FL

get your ass on over to ADifferentForest.com right now. you will find many cool cats frolicking in the forest, including me (especially if I have an exam to take or homework to be doing)

TO AUTHORS: I have no idea why you are reading this other than to make sure I'm not underage (don't worry, I'm not- I do have the maturity of a 12 yr old at times though) but I would like to take this opportunity to say a sincere THANK YOU. Thank you for taking time out of your busy lives and putting your stories out there FO FREE for us the readers to enjoy. You guys are all awesome and I hope you know how appreciated you are, and if I could do it without being creepy and making you worry about how I got your address I would totally send all of you a big giant basket full of cupcakes :)