Welcome, my dears!
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Queen Nightshade, but feel free to call me Queen, and Her Majesty would be rather nice too ;) I'm a secretive daydreamer with ambitions for higher things, namely fufilling the life-long dream of being a proffesional author. But whilst this 15 year old girl is dragged down by cruel reality and schoolwork, I stroll the vast realm of Fanfiction.net. Perhaps you'll stumble across me and a couple of my stories one day, and so far there are 12 of them, but I'm planning on writing up a lot more.

If you ever happen to read one of my stories, I sincerly hoped you enjoyed it! :D Down below this introductionary paragraph is my random profile filled with rubbish that hardly anyone bothers to look at, but if you're intrested, read on!
Aha! I fear I must leave now, my dears, for inspiration calls and a thousand ideas are blossoming in my head. Sorry to cut this meeting short, but drop in any time, I'm practically chained to my laptop! Farewell for the moment!

P.S. Just so you know, I am obsessed, like, OBSESSED, with Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean. They are the best films (and book in LOTR's case) ever created and nothing will ever be better, so there! I am also a major fangirl of Aragorn, Faramir and Boromir from LOTR and Jack, Will, and Norrington from POTC. ;) You'll have to fight me for Aragorn, he's mine, or at least he is in my own little world...

P.P.S. Oh yes, and for all you devoted Twilight fanatics out there, I really do love the entire Twilight saga (especially since Carlisle is in them ~sigh~), but how can you be obsessed over it? Seriously, there are better things in life than sparkly vampires.

P.P.P.S. I don't like fluff much, but if it's not sickly-sweet, but fairly adorable and well-written, I do love them! I'm not a big fan of slash either, but if it's well written and perhaps meant to be humerous, then I might read it. I prefer canon pairings, but certain other pairings will do fine according to the occasion.

Savvy? Well, that pretty much covers the basics. Toodles! :D

PROFILE INFOMATION: Last Updated 6/12/09

Thanks so much for all your reviews and stuff, I appreciate your comments very much! You people are all so lovely and so amazing! :D Cookies for all!

I really hate to beg, but I'm in desperate need for some positive feedback! Simple mathmatics, people: 3 new stories + 2 reviews= unhappy writer. :(

I know most of the people on this site are gonna say this, but it's my dream to become an author, ever since I was 4 years old. I've just sent in my first novel off to a publishers, so wish me luck! You never know, perhaps one day my book will be on here and you get a chance to write your own fan-fics on it... but perhaps that's just wishful thinking.

We have a new member to Fanfiction.net, who happens to be my twin sister! :D She's new, so if you read some of her stuff, please cut her some slack people! Her fanfiction name is Northern Snow Storm, ans she's on my favs if you want her page.

My current avatar: A desert moon. Reminds me of Ghost Rider, riding Grace through the wilderness as the sun is setting... ~sigh~

Is currently reading: Requiem, by Robyn Young. Awesome historical trilogy about the Knight's Templars and their fall. OMG, loving Will Campbell from it! :D

Recently watched: School of Rock. Jack Black is a legend. 'Nuff said.

Song Lyrics of the Month: Meet me on the Equinox, Meet me half way, When the sun is perched at it's highest peak, In the middle of the day - Meet me on the Equinox, Death Cab For Cutie

My stories, and some info about them, because the summary box is way too small (the stuff in bold is the update info:

Choosing a Side (POTC): My little tribute to Norrington, as it were. The tables have been turned after James evades death at the hands of the derranged Bootstrap. After joining Jack, Barbossa, Elizabeth, Will and the rest of the Brethren, he accepts life as a pirate and not only chooses a side, but his own fate. I must say that all your lovley readers are the best with your frequent reviews, so hats off to yer! Next chapter is comming soon, people! There's only two or three chapters left, one of which will be entirely different to the original movie.

Pirates of the Parobbean: Dead Man's Chest (POTC) : Whoo! My first attempt at parodies, which I love! It contains a blend or sarcastic wit and insane goofiness, poking fun at the amazing story but in a cute way. May be discontinued, unless inspiration strikes. Not feeling in a funny enough mood at this moment in time.

Home Alone (Iron Man): Tony Stark is a billionaire, playboy genius, not to mention the incredible Iron Man, but that does mean he can look after himself aided only by JARVIS when Pepper's on vaccation? Started off as a humourous story, and will now be completed with one final chapter, which I hope will be good. There's a lot of unaswered quetions due to that phase where I didn't quite kow what I was writing from chap 5 and onwards.

Broken Soul (The Host): Wanda, Mel, Jared and Ian accidently run over a man whislt returning from a raid. They check him to see if he's a soul, and when he's not, they take him back home. Trouble is, theyv'e put themsleves into unexpected danger that even the newcomer himself is unaware of. My first story in 1st person pov, except for the prologue. Really need support on this!

Blood undone: (Vampires) A story inspired by a very vivid dream I had once. Patrick Steel is a vampire detective who works for the elusive society known as R.O.O.F. When he's given a case to solve that is a curosity in itself and could throw the entire vampire comuunity into danger, not to mention creating a war between the supernatural and reality. I've got the first few chapter all planned out and ready to roll, so enjoy! Planned to be a very long story, possibly created into a published book one day.

That Will Be One Soul, Please (Ghost Rider/Iron Man crossover) : Mephistpholies makes a deal with the infamous Tony Stark one stormy night after a tragic car accident shatters his life. What deal has Tony made, and what price will he have to pay. No longer a one-shot, now a proper story; I couldn't resist. The plan is sketchy, but it's gonna be good. Need some support on this too. Please!

Inknight (Inkheart): Everyone loves Basta, right? I say he should never have died, so after Dustfinger attempts to destory the Night-Mare he became, Basta regained some of his humanity. Now not quite human or monster, he seeks revenge on those he marks as his enemies, but things don't go according to plan when there is a chance for redemption. A work in progress, I'm not sure at the moment where it's going. Please note that if you people don't review soon, you'll be missing out on a very hard-thought of story! (fumes silently)

Angel of TormentDemonata series): No, this not Mary-Sue or whatver the hell it's called! Grubbs discovers he has a twin sister, but she's not what she appears at all. Takes off after Slawter and follows the events of Bloodbeast, but with plot twists and a sub-plot entwined with the origianl story. Expect blood, gore and freaky, monster hybrids! Planned to be a 30 chapter or more story, updating soon.

Kaguya's Tale (Okami): Ever wondered what happened to that adorable bamboo-girl? Well, here's the story that takes off after she goes off in her rocket. I've given up hope on this because no one read it anymore ~cries~ and it was my first ff story too! ~sniffle~

Mirrors of Time(Skulduggery Pleasant): Valkyrie and Skul are transported to the past via an enchanted mirror. An angsty story about the family Skul's lost. Complete!

Mirrors of Time 2 (Skulduggery Pleasant): More mirrors, more mayhem, and the disatrous appeance of someone from the past whilst the gang are looking for a magical artifact that could mean the end of the world. Please note that I'm not going to update this for a while... a very long while.

Sun and Star (Okami crossover with Cardcaptors): Cardcaptor Sakura finds a big suprise when after a dream a wolf goddess appears in her bedroom. Not sure whether I should continue this or not.

Poll-Yeah, can anyone who visits my profile take my poll? I'm not demanding that people take it! I just wanna see what people think. ...? So far, only one person seems to have a good heart. That's quite worrying...

Forums!-I am currently creating some forums, so hopefully people will find one they like. Currently there are Iron Man, Demonata and Skulduggery Pleasant. Seems nobody goes on them anymore though (grumble mumble mumble grumble)

A little more about me, Queen Nightshade, as well as all the random stuff people always post on their profiles, is found below. Please feel free to browse, or simply skip ahead to the stories and stuff, that's probably more interesting.

Real Name: Naomi May Weller

What my names means: Well, in Hebrew it's "pleasant", which kinda sums me up. However, in Japanesse, it's "Honest beauty." Well, I am pretty honest, but beauty... only half accurate ;)

Age: 16 !!

Gender: Female

Siblings: My TWIN sister Maria, who I adore more than anything! (I would have liked a brother, older or younger, but I don't think it's gonna happen.)

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Hazel

Height: 4"11 (Yes, I'm a midgit!)

Shoe size: 3/4-ish

Lives: Brighton, East Sussex, England, but there's no way I'm giving away my address!

Birthday: 3rd November 1993

Astrological sign: Scorpio, apparently the mist powerful sign, so, we rule Mwhaha!

Nationality: Mainly English, but with Indian, Irish and Portugesse thrown in- quite a random mixture

Religion: Catholic Christian and proud! Oh yeah!

Fav colour: Dark red

Fav season: I love all seasons, but that time half way between Summer and Autumn is the best, around August/September. It's warm, dry, fresh, crisp and so pretty when the leaves are beginning to change from green to gold and red!

Fav hobbies: Writing (obviously), reading, taekwon-do, drawing, dancing, fencing, archery, surfing the net, computer and playstation games, chess, sleeping and dreaming

Fav films and my fav characters from it (in order of favouriteness):
I'm somehting of a film fanatic. I just love going to the cinema, it's almost as good as reading and writing. I like adventure, fantasy, epic films, especially book adaptions. I also like anime films and now sort of Marvel comic films recently. I hate most romatic-comedies and immature comedies (except for Tropic Thunder), and I don't mind gory horrors but pyscological horror I do not like at all!
Lord of the Rings (Aragorn, Farmair, Gandalf, Sam, Eyowen, Arwen, Legolas, Witch-King, basically all of the characters),
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Hector Barbossa, Tia Dalma),
Iron Man (Tony Stark, Rhodey, Pepper),
King Arthur (Tristan, Arthur, Guinavere, Lancelot),
Inkheart (Dustfinger, Farid, Mo, Basta),
Golden Compass (Iorek Byrinson, Lyra, Pan, Lee Scorsbey),
Harry Potter (Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Tonks, Fred and Geoge)
Twilight (Carlisle, Jacob, Alice),
Spirited Away (Chihiro, Haku, Lin, Sootballs!)
Narnia (Aslan, Caspian, Edmund, Mr Tumnus),
Corpse Bride (Victor, Emily, Scraps),
Edward Scissorhands (Edward, Kate)
Van Helsing (Carl, Velkan, Van Helsing)
Ghost Rider (Johnny Blaze, Roxanne, Carter Slade)
Catwoman (Patience Phillips, Sally)

Fav books and my fav characters from it(fav order again):
I love the majority of books, and my bookshelf is sagging with the weight of them all. Still need more though! As you can tell, I kinda like the fantasy, quite dark and supernatural adventure stuff. Like romance too, but not too much. I'm leaning towards more adult books now, but a lot of them aren't on fanfiction, unfortuantly. I have a liking for the historical and humerous too. Here's only my few favs.
Silmarillion (FINROD FELAGUND!, Beren, Luthien, Earendil),
Lord of the Rings (Aragorn, Faramir, Gandalf, pretty much all the good guys),
Fire of Heaven trilogy (Farr, Lieth, Phemaderac, Indrett),
His Dark Materials (Iorek Byrninson, Lyra, Pan, Lee Scorbsey),
Power of Five series (Matt, Scarlett, Richard, Jamie),
Inkheart series (Dustfinger, Farid, Mo, BASTA!),
Cry of the Icemark (Oskan, Thirrin, Grishmak),
The Old Kingdom Series (Lireal, Touchstone, Mogget),
Harry Potter (Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Tonks, Fred and George)
The Host (Wanda, Melanie, Jared, Ian, Doc)
Twilight saga (Carlisle, Jacob, Alice),
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness (Wolf, Renn, Fin-Keddin),
Artemis Fowl (Artemis, Holly, Foaly),
Skulduggery Pleasant (Skulduggery Pleasant, Sanguine, Scapegrace, Tanith Low),
The Demonata (Dervish, Bec, Meera, Grubbs)

PAIRINGS I LIKE:
Lord of the Rings - Aragorn/Arwen, Sam/Rosie, Faramir/Eyowen
Pirates of the Caribbean - Will/Elizabeth, Norrington/Elizabeth, Ragetti/Tia Dalma, Calypso/Davy?
Inkheart - Dustfinger/Roxanne, Resa/Mo, Meggie/Farid, Eleanor/Fenoglio (might work!), Basta/OC
Twilight - Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Mike, Carlisle/Esme, Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emment
The Host - Jared/Melanie, Wanda/Ian, Jamie/OC, Kyle/Sunny
Skulduggery Pleasant - Valkyrie/Flethcer, Ghastly/Tanith, Sanguine/Tanith
Harry Potter - PAIRINGS I LIKE- Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Snape/Lilly, Lilly/James, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Draco, Fred/Angelina, Bill/Fleur

PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
Harry Potter - Harry/Snape, Hemione/Snape, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Sirius, George/Fred (eww, twincest!)
Lord of the Rings - Frodo/Sam, any other non-cannon pairings
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth (would never have worked between them)
Inkheart - Dustfinger/Meggie, Meggie/Doria (grr, die little punk!)
Skulduggery Pleasant - Skul/Valkyrie (c'mon people, it's more a father/daughter relationship)

Fav bands/ artists and my fav songs by them:
I like all kinds of music really, excpet for really awful rap or R&B where the lyrics are meaningless. The only rappers I like are Eminem, Kanye West and Mike Shinoda(Linkin Park). I also have a strange liking for 80's music, even though I wasn't born then. Other than that, rock first and foremost, then pop and metal, then anything else. Oh yeah, and songs with attidude or ones you can do air-guitar or dance to are the best, in my opinion.
Linkin Park (Numb, With You, What I've Done, New Divide, In the End, Cure for the Itch, From the Inside, Valentine's Day, Shadow of the Day),
Evanesence (Sweet Sacrafice, Bring Me To Life, Everybody's Fool, Tourinquet, My Immortal, Lithium, Call me when you're Sobre),
Kings of Leon (Closer, Crawl, Revelry, Notion),
Chris Cornell (Scream, Long Gone, Enemy, Part Of Me, You Know My Name),
Lady Gaga (Paper Gangster, Paparazzi, Love Game, Poker Face, Boys Boys Boys),
The Feeling (Fill My Little World, Sewn, I Thought It Was Over),
Muse (Supermassive Blackhole, Uprising, I Belong to You),
Paramore (Decode, Ignorance, Crush Crush Crush),
The Black Ghosts (Full Moon),
Mutemath (Spotlight),
Fallout Boy (I Don't Care, Beat It),
Florence + The Machine (You've got the Love, Rabbit Heart, Drumming Song, Cosmic Love, Dog Days)
Pussycat Dolls (I Don't Need A Man, Don't Cha, I Hate This Part),
Gwen Stefani (Whatcha Waiting For, Lonely Winter, Sweet Escape),
Beyonce (Crazy in love, Single Ladies, Deja Vu, Broken-Hearted Girl),
Madonna (Frozen, Into The Groove, Ray Of Light, Celebration, Like a Virgin, Hung Up),
Duran Duran (Hungry Like The Wolf, Rio),
Black Eyed Peas (Where Is The Love, Boom Boom Pow, Meet Me Halfway),
AC/DC (Back in Black, Highway To Hell),
Coldplay (Violet Hill, Yellow, Lost, Lovers In Japan),
Enrique Inglesias (Tired of Being Sorry, Can You Hear Me, Hero),
Nick Lachey (Whats Left of Me),
Michael Jackson (Smooth Criminal, You Are Not Alone, Beat It, Billie Jean)
Any classical music by Hans Zimmer, in particular the POTC soundtrack.
Any soundtrackmusic from movies eg. LOTR, POTC, Iron Man etc.

Fav Games and fav characters some of them (yes, a girl that plays playstaion games!):
Okami (Amaterasu, Issun, Waka, Oki, Himiko),
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age (Eaoden, Idrial, Elegost),
all LOTR trilogy games ( I have the FELLOWSHIP game!!),
Golden Compass,
all POTC games,
all Harry Potter games (I have ALL of them!),
Catwoman,
Iron Man,
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon,
Need for Speed Carbon

TV stuff I like (as you can see, I don't watch a lot of it!):
Cardcaptors (Sakura, Syoran, Kero, Yue Madison)
Simpsons (pretty much all the characters)
Mentalist (Patrick Jane and everyone in his group)
Robin Hood BBC (Robin, Guy, Much, Allen)
Ugly Betty (Betty, Marc, Amanda, Daniel, Wilhemina)
True Blood (Sookie, Bill, Sam)

Other things I love: My amazing twin sister Maria!!, Potter Puppet Pals, chocolate cake and cookies (yum!), wolves, vampires, werewolves, centaurs, pirates, mythology, cute guys, Australian people!, random things, platypuses, stuff

Favourite actors: VIGGO MORTENSEN!! (my fav actor ever and the hottest guy on the planet, despite his age), Johnny Depp, Jack Davenport, David Wehnam, Robert Downey Jr, Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis, Gerard Butler, Richard Armitage, Nicholas Cage, Elijah Wood, Ian Mackellan, Geoffery Rush, Clive Owen, Brendan Fraser, Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor (Woah, I like a lot of guy actors!)

Fav actresses: Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, Miranada Otto, Kiera Knightly, Kirsten Stewart, Gwenyth Paltrow, Dakota Blue-Richards, Nicole Kidman, Helena Bonham-Carter, Halle Berry

Quotes I love! :

"(to Jarvis, before doing a flying test run) Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk." - Tony Stark, Iron Man

"Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?" - Cpt. Jack Sparrow, POTC

"But if you will brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows those waters." - Tia Dalma, POTC

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burnt all the food, the shade, the RUM!" "Yes, the rum is gone." "Why's rum gone!" - Cpt. Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann/Turner, POTC

"The render is complete." "A little ostentatious, don't you think?" "What was I thinking, sir? You're usually so discreet." - JARVIS and Tony Stark, Iron Man

"All you have to decide is what to do with the tme that is given to you." - Gandalf the Grey, LOTR

"Commodore?" "No not any more, weren't you listening!?" - Gibbs and James Norrington, POTC

"Are you frightened?" "Yes." "Not nearly frighened enough. I know what hunts you." - Aragorn and Frodo, LOTR

"(to Norrington) Still rooting for you, mate!" -Cpt. Jack Sparrow, POTC

"(amazed at the arc reactor) That could run your heart for fifty lifetimes!" "Yeah...or something real big for 15 minutes." - Tony Stark and Yinsen, Iron Man

"You are alright?" "Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull's on fire but I'm good." - Carter Slade and Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider

"That's the Flying Dutchman? It doesn't look like much." "Neither do you. Do not underestimate her." -Cpt. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, POTC

"Does the walker choose the path or does the path choose the walker? " - Abhorsen, Sabriel

"Some books should be tasted, others devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly" - Mo Folcahart, Inkheart

"Yeah, I can fly." - Tony Stark, Iron Man

"Nine companions...so be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" "Great! Where are we going?" - Elrond and Pippin, LOTR

"(Lasooed a helicopter and is pulling it towards him) Come here!" "No." "You're pissing me off!" "(frightened) OK, OK. Ah, sorry!" - Ghost Rider and random police officer in helicopter, Ghost Rider

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future" - Galadriel, LOTR

"It takes two to tango!" - Waka, Okami

"What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?" "Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" - Gollum and Sam Gamgee, LOTR

"It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men." "(whispers) It's the beards" - Aragorn and Gimli, LOTR

"I will kill you if you touch him!" "Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey" - Eyowen and he Witch-King of Angmar

"(too short to see over the top of the wall) What's happening out there?" "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" - Legolas and Gimli, LOTR

"You ought to thank me! I gave you a personality!" - Keroberos, Cardcaptors

"That was just a detour. A short cut." "A short cut to what?" "Mushrooms!" - Sam, Pippin and Merry, LOTR

"I would rather die than help you!" "Oh, don't be boring, everybody who says that dies!" - Velkan Velarious and Dracula, Van Helsing (he's right you know!)

"What are we holding onto, Sam?" "That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for." - Sam Gamgee and Frodo Baggins, LOTR.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - numerous times in Moulin Rouge!

"A Wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisley when he means to!" - Gandalf the Grey, LOTR

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!" - Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocloate Factory

"Time to accesorize!" - Patience Phillips, Catwoman

"So change the name?" "To what? To "nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time"? Oh, yes. That sounds very piraty." - Pintel and Gibbs POTC

"Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited!" -Cpt. Jack Sparrow, POTC

"For certain you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found. 'Else everyone would know where it is." -Cpt. Hector Barbossa, POTC

"(to Sam) Stupid, fat hobbit!" - Gollum, LOTR

"It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking." - Pippin Took, LOTR

Even though you can't see Him, GOD is real! He loves us all, forgives us when we mess up in life, and protects us when no one else can. If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. And if you're of another religion or don't believe in Him, then just ignore this little piece

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Common sense is the enemy of comedy

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Dain bramaged.

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

So what's the speed of dark?

Don't be afraid of your nightmares, keep believing in your dreams

Life can hold you down, when you're not looking up

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Don't worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today

True love isn't two souls coming together. It's one soul, finding it's other half

If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain

People say that before you die, your whole life flashes in front of your eyes. Make it worth watching

Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears, if you still want to cry. Never settle for the answer if you still want to know. Never say you don’t like him.. if you can’t let him go

Tears are the words the hearts uses to explain when even a fake smile can’t cover up the pain

Giving up does not always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go

When things don’t go right, turn left

Don’t follow the crowd, take a shortcut

Be yourself there’re plenty of others

Dream as if you live forever, live as if you die today

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

OKAY, that's enough of those things now!

If you're looking for great stories, go look at my Fav Authors. They're fantastic writers, and all really nice people, but here's my mate's profiles :

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2103459/ My twin sister, Maria! But on this she goes as Northern Snow Song, and she;s new so cut her some slack! :D
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1564455/ My best friend ever! Vampiric Witch, but to me she's Hannah (hehe)
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1870082/dervishgirl Fanfiction buddy Dervishgirl, or Tori
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1880473/thatgr8guy My other fanfiction buddy, CalvinHarrisInDisguise, or Matt