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since: 04-22-09, id: 1910444, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
country: USA
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight.

Hmm, what to say about myself.

Well, I recently gained the status of becoming permanently 39 (though in my mind I think I'm 21). Married to my own Edward, 2 kids (girls). I'm a parrothead and lover of all that is Twilight.

Now that the boring stuff if out of the way, on to the good stuff.

I'm what you might call—pervy. And one could be no less being apart of the VPPs. As well as living in the west wing of the mansion, owned by IamTheAlleyCat, located in the gutter.

I have a mistress, Vampiremama, who is sweet and kind and knows how to turn my ass pink with a look. She is listed as Readingmama under my favs, go read all of her stuff, she is an excellent writer and a true friend.

I have a twitgirlfriend, Adri. I call her lovie because I love her so.

I got a twilight tattoo and want more. I've participated in twilight auctions and won.

I'm on FB and twitter, warning-I have no filter.

I am also on TWCS and FWAR, both are wonderful writing websites that I fully support.

And recently I have started posting on AO3. archiveofourown . org / users / chartwilightmom

Most of the time you will see me playing with shpwhitney over on Dirty Cheeky Monkeys. I encourage you all to check it out www . dirty cheeky monkeys . blogspot . com
Authors are wanted to write in DCM's Squeeze My Lemon. Contact me if you would like to sign up.

Twilight has opened my world to many things, new stories, a new creative outlet, and most certainly new friendships. I adore reading, always have. So I encourage you to tell your authors when you read their stories thank you, and give them reviews. We all love validation even though that is not what we write for.

If you are interested in writing, I say go for it. Check out Project Team Beta or Sparkly Red Pen for help along your journey.

Thanks to a few of the people that make my writing world work: vampiremama, luvrofink, elvirina, germanakice, shpwhitney and iamthealleycat (and chelle who is sadly absent from my writing world now) and the large number of beta's that I have been very fortunate to work with.

Being in the twilight fandom, I have been fortunate to have met in person a wonderful group of ladies. If you follow me on twitter, you will see some of our adventures *coughs-wolfh00r-coughs*.

Thank you to all the readers, love you darlings!


1. The Reverse Nightingale Effect reviews
FAGEY McFAGEINGTON THE 5th for Widdle Wombat. Prompt used: A dark and stormy highway in the dead of night and her tire blows... OCC/AH/AU BxE, M for the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-12-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
2. Bruises reviews
An OS written for the FWAR Writers OS Challenge. When Bella goes to work at The Twilight Lounge, she meets Edward. Bruises are shared, but some secrets remain hidden. What happens when they come to light. AH/AU/OCC BxE. M for mature subjects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-5-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. Giving Chase reviews
"I wanted you to fight for me. I wanted you to chase after me. But instead you just watched me leave..." Bella/Edward, OOC, AH, rated M for mature subject. A one shot for FAGEtastic Four, written for beegurl13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-15-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
4. A Little Retribution » reviews
For the Etched In Ink Fest. Tiny drabble. Bella has a broken heart, see what Edward does to repair it. Tattoo inspired, link for tat at the end. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 4-20-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Etched reviews
1st Place Winner for FWAR's Musical Cues II One Shot Contest! Edward Cullen's heart is a stereo. Does his muse hear the beat? OOC AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-12-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
6. Thump » reviews
AU OCC A drabble involving one vampire, one human, and one heartbeat. M for mature subjects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 534 - Updated: 3-6-12 - Published: 2-6-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
7. The Power of Words reviews
Collab w/Elvirina, written for Squeeze My Lemon hosted by Dirty Cheeky Monkeys.A chain of love letters leading up to meeting the person meant for you. The imagination is set free and the only thing left is whether you dare take the next step or not.AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-25-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
8. The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen » reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2036 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 10-18-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
9. Black Clouds and Silver Linings reviews
'We sit in silence, her tears slow but not stopping. I wish I knew more of what to say to here, to comfort her. I wanted to see her with red-rimmed eyes, rings gone from her finger, but not in pain like this.' BxE/OOC, FAGE3 gift for One Brave Lamb.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-22-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
10. What A Trip It's Been reviews
School's Out For Summer Contest Entry. Bella & Alice embark on a journey across the country after graduating high school. Each new destination is decided by the people they meet along their trip, finding fun, friends and a little romance along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-11 - Bella & Alice - Complete
11. Misunderstandings and Milkshakes reviews
My entry for Beautiful Bellies Contest.Surrogate Bella reaches the heights of ecstasy and the depths of despair over milkshakes. When she meets the sexy Edward, he throws her into a tailspin. Can they see past the misunderstandings that keep them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-9-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
12. The Hangover » reviews
AH/AU, Very OCC. Based on the movie, The Hangover. Follower Bella, Rose and Alice as wake from a night of drinking with the worst hangover, only to find the bride, Victoria missing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 5-26-11 - Published: 2-5-11 - Bella & Edward
13. The Agent reviews
One Shot written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest. Agent Jasper Whitlock moves into The Bradley, where the connected and protected live. But what happens when what's between his head and legs, gets into his assignment. AU/AH/OCC,M for lemon of course
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-28-11 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
14. Between Love And Hate » reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella has a secret of three past lovers, all married men, behind her. She feels unworthy of love due to her past relationships. Edward feels that she is worthy of love, his love to be exact. And he is going to prove it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,611 - Reviews: 280 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 9-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
15. The Good with The Bad » reviews
Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship &start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella &Edward find their niche in the music industry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,111 - Reviews: 441 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 3-12-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
16. So The Runner Fell In Love With The Surfer reviews
One Shot Entry for Life After Twilight's Summer Lovin Contest. Surfer Bella and runner Edward meet on the beach one morning. AU/AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-13-10 - Bella & Edward
17. The Stranger In The Window reviews
My gift for Snowhitequeen83's birthday. A One Shot that hopes to make you laugh. AU/AH & very very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-4-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
18. Lunchtime, Loud Music & Limos reviews
Example Entry for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys - A Face In The Crowd Contest: An unusual lunchtime traffic jam during music fan Bella Swan's lunch hour proves to be interesting and beneficial to lead guitarist Edward Cullen. AU/AH/Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-1-10 - Bella & Edward
19. The Good and The Bad » reviews
AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 586 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 1-6-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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