"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite." ~ Elf

"I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions." ~ James Michener

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ~ E.L. Doctorow

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." ~ Ray Bradbury

“I don't like to write, but I love to have written.” ~ Micheal Kanin

"Even in the greatest of fairy tales, the happily-ever-after doesn't happen until the last page." ~Me, THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY FOR READING FAN FICS! I am an angst h00r, too soon I luv u's & too much fluff usually makes me flounce. Sorry.

I don't have the extra time to do this, but do it anyway. I'm an ExB shipper for life.

I read more than I write and I flounce more than I read. It is what it is. I also suck at updating as often as I should.

FYI: I alert authors & fics like crazy, I do that TO READ them. I'm awful at reviewing, but I'm tryin to do better.

I also run the @TwiHSFics twitter & FFn C2 with the help of @lulu1709.

I may or may not write a few recs for the P.I.C's FanFic Corner Blog.

TWITTER? Mrs_Robward

Betti. Music. Twilight. made me a button: Mrs.Robward Button

11/19/11 *I HAVE A FACEBOOK FANFICTION GROUP FOR TEASERS/PICS/UPDATES/ETC: Mrs. Robward Fanfiction FB Profile: mrs.robward

2-2011: My interview on Southern Fanfiction Review Blog

5-2011: My interview on The Twific Central

Knockin' Boots:

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Banners by Beegurl13 - Banner 1, Banner 2

Banners by Kelly - Banner 1, Banner 2

KB was wrote for by FanficAholics Anon: Where Obsession Never Sleeps FAGE 3Some. Sunsetwing gave me the prompt of 'romance' & I ran with it.The fic was inspired by Wanna Take You Home by Gloriana

All dance & song links are on my Facebook Group

11/26/2011 KB rec'd on Southern Fan Fiction Review

Might Have Been:

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My 1st attempt at a drabble-ish type fic because I can't stick to 100 word chapters.

Twilighted Thread: Might Have Been

Banner made by beegurl13

The POEM the title came from, and an explanation of the poem that inspired me.

This fic is wrote for my Brandi, my beegurl, she wants angst, to cry, to have her heart twisted painfully from her body. So I'm trying that with a little poetic prose. Wish me luck.

9/21/11 The PIC FF Corner Blog rec

The song from chapter 31, Amazed by Lonestar, the Lyrics

10/09/2011 Rec on The Lemonade Stand: Lemony Snippets

11/18/2011 MHB Rec'd on Bookish Temptations

exhaust:

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One shot colab with Beegurl13

1st place WINNER of theTheNeverEverHEAContest!!!! (and it was anon too!)

Banner made by Beegurl13

Judge Nitareality pick for Best Plot Twist

Judge AGoodWitch pick for Honorable Mention

Fandom for Sexual Awareness link to donate to receive chapter 1 of our new fic!

We decided to start a joint FFn account (Mrs.beeward13) and a twitter. Our new fic ...My Unintended... will ONLY be posted there!

Sandalwood & Juniper:

-WIP-

Is a Twilight ff inspired by book & movie PRACTICAL MAGIC by Alice Hoffman. The title, Sandalwood & Juniper, comes straight from the Swan's sister's spell book. Burning equal parts of crushed sandalwood and juniper for seven straight nights will break a curse. Plus, I've read a few times that a certain guy by the initials of EC smells like sandalwood?

S&J Banner made by Kelly

PRETZEL:

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One shot commissioned by RobotMoose for the Support Stacie Cancer Auction. I wrote her a little Jasper fic w/some Bella & Alice thrown in.

Beautiful banner made by Kelly!

The Dwyer House:

-WIP-

More proof that I flove angst, romance, & HEA's.

The awesome Kelly made me banner: The Dwyer House It's just perfect! One day I will kiss her.

Chapter 1: Goo Goo Dolls ~ Iris

Chapter 3: Shinedown ~ If You Only Knew

Chapter 4: 3 Doors Down ~ Here Without You Picture of a blooming clover field

Chapter 5 : Ben Harper ~ Another Lonely Day

Chapter 8: Hinder ~ Better Than Me

Chapter 9: Lifehouse ~ Breathing

Chapter 10: Candlebox ~ Lover Come Back To Me

Chapter 11: One Republic ~ Apologize

Chapter 12: Josh Turner ~ Another Try

08/10 TDH mentioned on Lulu's Fic Recs.

09/10 TDH won Best ANGST in the Twilight Gem Awards. Woot! My first win!

01/11 TDH nom'd in The Twinklings Walk of Fame Awards for the Angst Godess Award.

03/11 TDH review and my interview on the PICFFCorner.

4/11 TDH nom'd in The Sunflower Awards for Best Edward!

Cottages at the Cove:

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Now with a BANNER by the ever talented Kelly!

A finalist in the Black Balloon Angst Contest. Thanks for your support. Could be expanded by a few chapters some day.

06/2010: CatC was recc'd on TWCS for One-Shot Friday.

Almost Doesn't Count:

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YouTube Playlist of Songs that I listen to when writing ADC or if you prefer on Playlist . com (all are not available here)

Our Beloved ESME has her own play list on YouTube and Playlist . com Tear warning, proceed with caution

Pics: Look who has a banner, look who has a banner! Rose Banner by Kelly, Photo Booth Banner by Reigny, Carnival Banner by Sheena.

Pimpage that I know of: (I practically piss mah pants every time!)

11/09: Fornication Station, with a new banner & everything, and MaggieMay14 recc'd on her Blog.

1/2010: Recc'd on Dee Dee's Fan Fiction Recommendation Blog then Sandy reviewed it on Southern Fanfiction Review.

2/2010: Recc'd on TWCS and The Homeroom Forum

4/2010: ReadTwilightWithMe Blog

5/2010: TWIRPLover on TWIFic Pimp Blog

6/2010: My Precious Fandom

Also saw that ADC has been mentioned at Lion & Lamb on LJ, TG, ADF, & RAoR!! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!

INTERVIEW & another review of ADC: P.I.C's FanFic Corner by Mrs. Peacock.

06/2010: ADC reviewed by TwiFic Hall Of Fame Blog, I was also interviewed & posted a teaser for TDH.

ADC is on Twilighted: Almost Doesn't Count

Bella's outfit for chapter 6 & 7 non-date. (I didn't put it 2gether)

CHAPTER 6: Dance songs:Jason Mraz: Butterfly (1st song) Eric Clapton: Wonderful Tonight (2nd song)

CHAPTER 7: Song #1 sung by JxE, To Love Somebody by Damien Rice/Ray LaMontagne Song #2 by Edward, Keith Urban Making Memories of Us
Song #3 played by all, Beast of Burden by Rolling Stones

CHAPTER 9: Song #1 More Like Her Song #2 The Trouble With Love Is Song #3 Fire

CHAPTER 12: Inspiration #1 Hiding My Heart Song #2 To Get Me To You Edward's Notes: Friday Stay Forever, Monday Chances Are, Tuesday I Want To Be Your Everything, Wednesday Make you Feel My Love

ADC nom'd for Fic That Made You Cry in the Faithful Shipper Awards.

1/2011 nom'd in The Twinklings Walk of Fame Awards for the Queen of Hearts Award [for Most Romantic Fic].

1/2011 nom'd in The Hidden Star Awards for Best Tear Jerker, Ethan for Most Original Character, & Greatest HEA.

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is Edwards point of view of Almost Doesn't Count. Everything will not be covered, but I think there are certain things you would like to know that you don't get with Bella's POV. All the chapters are suggestions from readers on what they want to find out! The banner is awesome, thanks Kelly!

Link for MY FICS on The Writers Coffee Shop.

See You Again:

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My attempt at a drabble-like fic. Short chapters. Fluff, slight angst, etc. I used the Fictionista Wit Fit Daily Challenges for the daily prompts.

Banner made by Kelly!

Pic for 1-4-2011

Pic for 2-5-2011

Song for chapter 36: Exile, Kiss You All Over

6-2011 Recc'd on SparkleyRedPen

6-2011 SYA was nom'd in The Shimmer Awards Feather Award (Best Fluff) and the Fragile Award (All Human)!

Feels Like Home:

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The song sung by Edwina Hayes.

A 3-shot commissioned by Amieforshort in the FGB Auction. Chapter 1 donated to Fandom Against Domestic Violence.

Banner by Beegurl13.

Losing Game:

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Jock Edward, Emo Bella. Lots of high school drama & angst. Short chapters.

Chapter 1 was an entry to theQuickie Contest.

Chapter 2 was donated to the Fandom Fight Tsunami compilation.

All Over Me:

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Wrote for and published first on Southern Fanfiction Review Blog for Tantalizing Tuesday. Its just smutty fun.

Banner by Robrator.

Banner by Kelly.

1/2012 rec'd on TLS' Lemony Snippets.