About ME

Name: Crystalzap

Age: 18

Grade: College

I'm a Pisses, like to draw going to college for Architecture Engineering, can't spell

worth nothin :P

Hobbies: Anime, Naruto & Shippuuden anime+manga, music, messaging online,

reading books & fanfic duh :P , looking at DA art & fan mangas, Voting in Polls

Watched: anime, DB, DBZ, DBGT, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam Seed, Gundam Seed Destiny,G Gundam, Gundam Wing, Bleach, Kodocha, Fruits Basket, Case Closed,

Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, One Piece, Pokemon, Digimon, Full Moon, DN Angel, Maburaho, Tactics, Rave Master, Spiral, Yu-Gi-Oh!/ GX, s-CRY-ed, Blue Dragon, Wolf Rain, TMNT, Dinosaur King,

Mai Hime, Jing: King of the Bandits, .Hack//Roots, .Hack Signs, Air, Black Cat, Eureka 7, Outlaw Star, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Zatch Bell!, Please Teacher, Please Twins,

Code Geass, Ai Yori Aoshi, Avenger,Buso Renkin, Suzuka, Ikki tousen, and

TV Shows:

Smallville, Supernatural, Burn Notice, House, Psych, The Mentalist,

Heroes, Kyle XY, Eureka, Dollhouse, Reaper, Numb3rs, Ghost Whisperer, Knight Rider,

Bones, The Legend of the Seeker, Lie to Me, and a few that were cancelled but I'm constantly

adding new 1s XD

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Strangers have the best candy

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.

Idiots surround me!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circus's!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Boys make good pets!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last

Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!

Life's Tough, get a helmet! (Eric from Boy Meets World)

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"~unknown

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!

Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors