I see you have come to my profile! Hope I don't bore you to death! And that you aren't JUDGING ME! NO! JUDGING ME! Kay, no that that's over, let's get on with it. For one, I'm a girl. Yup yup. Let's see. I live somewhere boring, but have enough idle time to think of a bunch of stories, but never enough time to write them. I dread the thought of going to college, or rather, not getting in to college. I want nothing more than to write stories for a living, and have some originals in progress. I am involved in a writer's club, the school newspaper, and Japanese Club. Hm...Let's get to likes and don't likes!

Manga/Anime I love: Case Closed, Inuyasha, Naruto, Marmalade Boy, Monkey High, Vampire Knight, Absolute Boyfriend, Shaman King, Bleach, Jyu-Oh-Sei, FLCL, Moribito, Death Note, Eureka Seven, Ah My Goddess, GALS!, Shuffle, School Rumble, Rave Master, Card Captors, and probably some more that I can't think of.

Shows: Batman Beyond, X-Men Evolution, Transformers Animated, Fantastic Four (2006, but mostly for Johnny!), Total Drama Island (Action), 6teen, ans some more...

Music Interests: I'll pretty much listen to anything, but avoid rap and new hip hop. I lean more toward rock and some metal, but I also love orchestral type stuff.

So I am a usually bubbly person, but i can freak out if I have to much stuff going on. I have a ton of ideas, but I can't seem to get them all down on paper. This is my whole, I'll just start stuff thing. It can be bothersome, but it does lead to some good ideas I think. In other words, I have too many ideas and the attention span of my dog! Hm, I also can't help but make long stories. I don't know why, I just do! Maybe there's a clinic for that? Wah!!

Coming eventually! Note: all summaries are subject to change unless the story has already been posted.

For Who's Sake?- Now to put in an actual summary now that I have the idea mostly set. It's always in my head before it reaches the computer.

Tsunade has reawakened, but that doesn't mean the problems are solved. Intercepted before they could make way on their search for Sasuke, Sakura and the others wind up dragging Naruto home. But what awaits them is more than they bargained for. Just who are these people they have to escort? Why do they need to escape the continent so badly? And confronted with all this, what will Naruto do about Sasuke? But what's going on between him and Sakura now after that confession? Did it really mean nothing? An adventure, drama, and so much more. Just what awaits them?

He's Dead- Sasuke is dead and Sakura isn't taking it well. But Naruto is taking it way worse... By order of the Hokage, they are sent to see a therapist. Can they really get over their comrade's death? But even amidst the tragedy, Sakura can't help but feel closer to Naruto. Can she pull him from the depths of despair before she loses him forever. (Darkfic)

OC's

This will be more comprehensive later, when I work on my profile more. This is just a peek at who to expect in For's Who's Sake and is a look at their personality and such. I'll try not to reveal to much.

Kai: The man who comes to Naruto and the others requesting help. He was formally a member of ANBU and holds Kakashi in high esteem, referring to him as Kakashi-sama. He looks after Suzu most of the time, and is like an older brother to her. His relationship with her older sister Nao is complicated and the two avoid discussing it. Quick to panic but can be somewhat useful in a pinch. No one's really sure yet how he got to be in ANBU, although he seems to have techniques relative to snow and ice. He is also a man who dislikes war and is unhappy with the way the world has turned to violence. Little else is known about him.

Suzu: The girl looked after by Kai. She seems to have a secret,but prefers not to talk about it. Only twelve, she is a bit naive and hates dealing with things such as fighting, although she has minimal healing skills. A strange girl,she becomes close to people quick, often using suffixes like -kun, -chan, etc. after just meeting a person. She is a bit of a meddler. Generally good-natured, she worries of what her sister thinks of her and is steadily showing an attitude like hers, but notably only to Kai. Very extrovert but becomes insecure easily and is quick to run from a fight.

Nao- Suzu's older sister. The only one of the group noticeably absent. She claims it's because she needs to keep herself safe for a time after 'discovering too much' although she has been known to have pre-made clones out and about. A spy who knows how to get the job done, she seems to have valuable information, but little is known. She feels her younger sister is rather weak, but has taken care of her for most of her life. A strange person but very rude and quick to speak her mind, usual at Kai's expense. She can act haughty and is often made the bad guy, but Suzu often says, 'it's because she cares'. Kai however often retaliates with, 'Maybe in a crazy, evil, smug, annoying, wants to kick you down kind of way.'

As for my fanfiction, I love it and all but some people I feel take it a tad to seriously. But who am I to talk with all the time I pour into them. I am also likely to forget disclaimers, so I DISCLAIM THEM HERE! But it's pretty obvious that I don't own what I write about here. I have a few ideas in mind, one concerning Naruto and the other X-Men Evo (again) but it really all depends on time. I want to work on original stuff too after all!

Some parings I like in Naruto (Because they have so many characters, figure I straighten this out) :NaruSaku is my fav! Please don't kill me ye who hate. Remember, they aren't real. But insult me because I like it and we'll have issues. ShikaIno or ShikaTema (I can't decide!) KibaHina (SO CUTE!) SasuHina (as a crack pairing. Everyone has one). NejiTen, LeeTen, um...hm... thought I'd have more...Maybe later.

I will NOT read incest. I just...I just can't...shiver

Things I find amusing-

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

GIR is disguised as a government agent
Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.

Zim's telescope is malfunctioning
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
Gir's head pops out of ceiling
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Dib: gasping Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Gir: five minutes after eating it, crying I miss my cupcake.

Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.

Zim: Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break My business is done!
Dib: suspiciously Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!

a kid gets hit by a kickball
Kid: Ow, my organs!
Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
Zim gets hit by the ball
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!

Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!

24 hours in a day, beers in a case. Coincidence? (Stephen Wright)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Mark Twain)

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up. (Lenny Bruce)

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? Warren Hutcherson

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres

When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can’t eat? What should I eat, someone else’s cake instead? George Carlin

My mom was a ventriloquist & she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Wendy Leibman

You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frappaccino, rappaccino, Al Pacino, what the fuck?! Denis Leary

“Obstruction of justice? No sir, we prefer to think of it ‘avoiding complications’.”

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What you do on your own time's just fine. My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.

Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: Why's that? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.

Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example a little bit pregnant.

I didn't vote and I didn't die! Fuck you P. Diddy!

We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

Homework is a perpetual cycle of boredom, yet I find it entertaining to finish it at the last moment

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head.

Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

Capitalism and Cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

Homer Simpson Quotes

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Save me, Jeebus!

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.

I'm a 'Spalding Gray' in a 'Rick Dees' world.

Donuts...is there anything they can't do?

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well...all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man - which makes me the woman; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which (as we discussed) is strictly a comfort thing.

Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for love...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close!

Beer - now THERE'S a temporary solution.

How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing - did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson.'

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight!

Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese.

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie... "Spaceballs". But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy".

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

Son, when you participate in sporting events - it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

God bless those pagans.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

With 10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14 of people know that.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

I hope I didn't brain my damage!

Nuts and gum, together at last!

We'll die together, like a father and son should.

Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays!

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

Oh, they have Internet on computers now.

Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.

Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.

I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. See ya soon!