Mia Jones forever in our hearts 7-14-95 to 10-31-09

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Mark Zuckerberg: "Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investor's Association and he was my best friend."
Gage : "Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars."
Mark Zuckerberg: "I didn't know this. Tell me more."

Bob : "You know, I could swear he was looking at you when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room."
Mark Zuckerberg: "I doubt it."
Bob: "I showed up late. I don't even know who he was."
Mark Zuckerberg: "It was Bill Gates."
Bob: "Oh shit that makes sense."

Jack Sparrow: I think we've all reached a very special place, I say? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. (to Norrington) I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth...it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will...nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you... (he falls :P)

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by!

Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you need to worry about.You never know when they are going to do something incredibly stupid

Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look! (shoots monkey) An undead monkey! Top that!

My favorite gossip girl quotes:

Lily: When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert.
Serena: Can't, mom. I'm busy.
Lily: But this is important for our family. It would be just the three of us.
Serena: Mom, every time you say, "it would be just the three of us," it means you're dating someone new. Whoever it is, I don't care. I'll just see him at the wedding.
Lily: Fine. Then, I'll just tell you who it is because you're going to be seeing him around from now on. It's Bart Bass.
Eric and Serena: Bart Bass!?
Serena: Mom, you cannot date Bart Bass.
Lily: You just said a moment ago you don't care who it was.
Serena: That was before I knew who it was.
Eric: He only has one face that scares me.
Serena: He raised Chuck that scares me.

Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffeine, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!

Serena: So where's Georgina?
Chuck: You're out of luck, she just left.
Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.

Serena: So you're off to Yale?
Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown.
Serena: A place like Brown?
Blair: You know, an enclave of trustafarians and children of celebrities who major in drum circles and semiotics, whatever that is.
Serena: Brown is an Ivy League school.
Blair: Everyone knows that the only REAL Ivies are the holy trinity: Harvard, Yale and Princeton.
Serena: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
Blair: Not everyone can be.
Blair: Since we're not friends anymore, let me speak frankly. You're not that smart. You lack focus and discipline. Charm is all well and good, but in the real world, knowledge is power. You wouldn't make it past the first round of admissions at Yale no matter how hard you tried.

Vampire diaries quotes:

Alaric: That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.

Elijah: I'm an Original. Show a little respect.

Damon [to Stefan: Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.

Damon: I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.

Caroline: That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

Pageant contestant: Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn't mean I was any less committed.

Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Caroline: I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because i live in the real world where vampire burn in the sunlight.
Caroline: But you go out in the sun.
Damon. i have a ring it protects me. Its a long story.

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon: You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Caroline: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Glee Quotes:

Santana: The only thing that is straight about me is i am a straight up bitch.

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

Quinn (on regrets): Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.

Figgins: American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.
Tina: My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Puck: Well call the Vactican, we have another amaculate conception! (my personal favorite, he's soo hot!!)

One Tree Hill Quotes:

Lucas: (voiceover) There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune but omitted, and the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and mesires. On such a full sea are we now afloat and we must take the current when it serves or lose the ventures before us.