Hello!!

U may be wondering why I have a picture of Ed Westwick as my profil pic, I am not Ed Westwick (i am female :P), it's bcoz he is amazing and soooooooo hot in Gossip Girl. Long Live Chuck and Blair

I love to write and I love books so this site is like heaven to me!

Things I love:

~Noughts and Crosses

~Twilight series

~Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson

~Noughts and Crosses

~Goose Girl

~Greek Myths (cause they're awesome!)

~Sims 2

~Fruit

~Muffins and cookies and chocolate (well durrr)

~My friends and family

~My laptop

~Moulin Rouge, Hot Fuzz

~Muse, Eminem, The Killers, Britney, Fergie, Beyonce, Rihanna (I have a wide range of music)

~Milo Ventimiglia (Peter Petrelli in Heroes), David Tennant (Dr. Who), Will Smith,

~Colours

~Heroes, Desperate Housewives, Scrubs, Friends, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Gossip Girl, Joey, The Simpsons, Ugly Betty

~My GHDs- i got the new rare edition yaas :)

~Makeup

~Perfume (I love touch of pink)

~Winning

~Tennis

~Dancing like no one's watching (which I do alone in my bedroom with th blinds shut in case any one is wtahcing)

~Singing although I suck

~Art

~Laughing

~ Flowers

~Shoes, clothes, bags, belts etc. etc. :P

~My juicy couture bag and my abercrombie and fitch hoodie (like the only designer things i own)

~writing

~bread

~my ipod classic :D

I'm random. Just so people know that.

I hope you like my stories!

xo xo

gossip gi- no wait that's not right lol

Catriona

xxx

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days that pass while you wait and beg for Stephanie Meyer to decide to publish Midnight Sun...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

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Re post this to stop racism

Noughts and Crosses is amazing

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in. No WAY crazy is when you laugh evily to yourself, no one else is in the room, and there is nothing evil you have done and/or thought of to make you laugh evily to yourself. Crazy is when you can only stare at you best friend for five seconds before a laughing fit starts. Crazy is having a waterfight at 5 in the morning in your PJs. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner. (Twilight! Woot Woot!)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

My favorite word is sarcasm.

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Love can come in many different colours.

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

If you can't see he bright side of life, polish the dull side.

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

I find "good morning" contradictory

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Good Friend vs. Real, True Friend

A good friend will comfort you if a guy breaks your heart. But a real, true friend, will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend won't eat anything except what is offered to them at your house. But a real, true friend will add to the grocery list what they ate already.

A good friend is afraid to bring up politics with your parents for fear of offending them. But a real, true friend already knows all their good arguments.

A friend will bail you out of jail. But a real, true friend will be in your cell saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again!..."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. But a real, true friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. But a real, true continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A good friend will let you tell them about your really bad day over the phone. But a real, true friend will be over in ten minutes with a chick flick and a gallon of ice cream.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. But a real, true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

SO YA'LL BETTA WATCHOUT