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Author has written 1 story for Resident Evil series. hi I'm izh aikum and this is my profile. my likes : naruto, bleach, death note, ouran high school, dragonball z, fullmetal alchemist, fullmatal alchemist brotherhood, kingdom hearts1, kingdom hearts2, kingdom hearts3, devil may cry, death by degrees, teken 1-5, my computer, wolfspirit-88 on deviantart, the new star trek cant wait 4 the knew movie my dislikes : my cousin, and a bunch other things. OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm from arizona so i must have a tan. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you barely understood the previous sentence, copy this and paste it into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile. If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversaition, put this in your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!! If you have embarassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile. If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever injured yourself on an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abecromie and Finch told it uncool to breath.Copy this into ya profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at the others. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are part of the 0.5 percent who thinks that MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc, copy this into your profile. If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into ya profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gone upstairs or somplace and when you got there completely forgotten what you went there for in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, izh aikum Something to remember! Emmett is the strongest, Edward is the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous! THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this ITACHI IS AWESOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, MyxTourniquet,izh aikum If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Seth Clearwater, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile f you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If you think Jacob Black is the HOTTEST guy in the universe copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles... TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time... TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha... TEAM JACOB: because because he's hot and your not... CULLENISM: my new religion. JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts. RANDOMNESS AND FUNNIES... HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What? I have super powers. I just don't want to show you. Hi. I have cool socks on today. I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. Female Comebacks Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy. Man: So what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i MORE TOTTAL AND COMPLETE AWSOMNESS!!- 1. bella 2.peter
4.carlisle 5.paul 6.demetri 7.james 8.caius 9.aro 10.sam 11.esme 12.alec 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? yes 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? very fucking hot 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? that would be the cutest baby ever 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? yes actually there ok tho 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? maybe 6. Four/eight or four/nine? 4/8 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? he'd laugh 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. peter ,an old soldier, run into the most unlikely vamp, the tracker, will they be able to get along? 9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? possible anything can happen on the internet 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Can she love again?can she love this angered beast with whats left of her heart. 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? hurt/comfort then kinda fliffy plot 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? i wouldnt know I I- I-R I-RU I-RUN I-RUN- I-RUN-W I-RUN-WI I-RUN-WIT I-RUN-WITH I-RUN-WITH- I-RUN-WITH-T I-RUN-WITH-TH I-RUN-WITH-THE I-RUN-WITH-THE- I-RUN-WITH-THE-W I-RUN-WITH-THE-WO I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOL I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLV I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLV I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLVE I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLVES I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLVE I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOLV I-RUN-WITH-THE-WOL I-RUN-WITH-THE-WO I-RUN-WITH-THE-W I-RUN-WITH-THE- I-RUN-WITH-TH I-RUN-WITH-T I-RUN-WITH- I-RUN-WITH I-RUN-WIT I-RUN-WI I-RUN-W I-RUN- I-RUN I-RU I-R I- I Copy and paste if you love the Wolf Pack just as much as I do! Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916 Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987 ████ You say prep - I say goth ████ You say pink - i say black ████ you say Jesse McCartney - I say My chemical romance ████ You say Paris Hilton - I say ew what the firetruck! ████ You say Pop - I say Rock ████ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park ████ you say im weird - i say thank you for the compliment Bold one are the ones who people say you are or you are. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!" PLEASE DON"T READ!! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. A Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ (Dec 22 - Jan 19) This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this List your top ten favorite characters in no particular order. HARRY POTTER 1. hermione granger 2.vodemort/tom riddlejr. 3. draco malfoy 4. severus snape 5.weasly twins 6. harry potter 7. lucius malfoy 8. sirus black 9. bellatrix lestrange 10. remus lupin 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? no, not really kinda kreedy. 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? very, very hot. make women and some men fall over by his hotness. 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? well it just be a lil' potter babe with brown hair and green eyes. 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? yes some but not many. 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? i dont think so but it depends how their portrayed. 6. Four.eight or four.nine? four.nine dont like sevy lucius 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? he'd either be happy or blank ? 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two.six fic. Harry potter betrayed by the ones he loved goes to the dark side. Being seduced by the dark magic harry joins vondermont on his plan of destruction. 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? there might but i dont now warewolf evil potions master who knows... 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. its a hard one but id put " troubles at home" 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? well sevy would seduce 'mione with the power of knowledge 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? yes most actually 13. If you wrote a song!fic about number ten, what song would you chose? animal ive become - by 3 days grace or monster- by skillet NARUTO 1. naruto uzimaki 2. itachi uchiha 3. hidan 4. gaara 5. kyuubi no kitsune 6. konan 7. tobi 8.deidara 9. kakashi hatake 10. minato kamikaze 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? yes it was good 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? super with and without the mask 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? well thats a twist... 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? not really. 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? well maybe depends tho 6. Four.eight or four.nine? four eight defently 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? tobi would yell how could you to itachi and diedara 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two.six fic. For being the only female in akatsuki konan is very understanding. thought itachi she is also very beautiful and i get these wierd emotions every time im around her i wonder what they are? 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? probably 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Naruto thought he was alone in the world but there was someone or something that was with him the whole time , she calls me kit, and call her momma we are very close so close we are in the same body. crazy right i think not... 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? gaara and naruto getting drunk... 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? not that i no of 13. If you wrote a song!fic about number ten, what song would you chose? idk... If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 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Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. 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Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. The Best ComeBacks I've Thought Of So Far: A girl gets tripped in the hallway. Her friend scrambles to help her. The girl looks up at her tripper and says, "Oh no, are you okay?" when the person looks confused, she says, "Well, I noticed you misplaced your foot. I was wondering if you were okay." She states. The tripper doesn't have a response to that. A mean girl slaps another one in the face. For no apparent reason. The girl stares her down and says, "Thanks for the high-five, here's yours." when she walks away, the mean girl has a five-finger handprint on her cheek. She's speechless with how fast the girl came back. Three girls stand together at a school dance. One girl walks by wearing a designer label. One of the three girls snickers and says, "Love the dress, hate the face." the girl gazes at them coldly and responds, with no emotion, "Hate the dress, hate the personality, hate the girl." Two of the three looked shocked. Then they try and get a response from the first, the one who insulted the girl in the designer dress. AN IMPORTANT POEM!! PLEASE STOP AND READ!! I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I’m lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, I’m sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, --Unknown Author One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. 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Rasche (Luminous Arc 2) "And if your like out boss, Mike, and wake up married to an Elvis Impersonator, you're gonna need a lawyer." -on a vitamin water label. :D 'Rule 34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there's porn of it.' -Icon Inuyasha -v "Yeah, lets run." -Miroku "I can handle this." -Inuyasha Just for Laughs -v "I think hopscotch would be more challenging if kids used real scotch." -Brian Laznick "Oh it was pretty cool! The Perks Of Living In A Small Town -v Calvin and Hobbes -v "Three teachers and the principal couldn't restore order." -Calvin "I've decided I'm not going to be famous anymore" -Calvin "Reality continues to ruin my life." -Calvin "Thats the problem with people, they're only human." -Hobbes Kingdom Hearts -v "If the subject fails to respond, use agression to liberate his true dispostion." - Demyx "If I had a heart, this would be where I'd die of laughter" - Saix Hayner and Seifer. "Honestly Demyx. I'm in THEATRE. Whatever gave you the impression I was straight?" -Zexion (One Song Glory. Go check it out. :D) "Have you ever had the urge to do something stupid... and AWESOME?" -Demyx "That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers." -Seifer South Park -v "Jesus Christ, our parents have done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ!" -Stan "If anyone wants out now, say so now." -Stan "Butters! I need your help!" -Cartman "Operation 'Human Shield' my ass!" -Chef "What's the password?" -Kyle PotC -v "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." -Jack Sparrow Naruto -v "He's talking to a turtle. And it's... talking back. Now he's apologizing... to a turtle." -Naruto "Now run! Run into the setting sun and suffer. Butdon'tmessupyourhair." -Gai "I suppose you want an explantation." -Sasuke Avatar: The Last Airbender -v "... You're insane, aren't you?" - Aang. "Give him a left! A left!" -Old Man talking about Zuko and a soldier's fight "Aang, this is my friend, FooFooCuddlyPoops. FooFooCuddlyPoops, Aaang." -Sokka Sherlock: What’s wrong? John: You don't have a girlfriend then? Sherlock: *sharply* Shut up. / e n d o f q u o t e s . Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. HOW OLD DO YOU ACT? You know how to make a pot of coffee. TOTAL SO FAR: 4 You show up for school late a lot. TOTAL SO FAR: 8 You know how to do the dishes. TOTAL SO FAR: 11 You can spell experience, without looking it up. TOTAL SO FAR: 15 Your only friends are from your place of employment. TOTAL SO FAR: 18 You have filed a tax return TOTAL: 21 (all I can say is...that's NOT my age) | |||||
