Harry Potter- Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Scorpius/Rose, James/Lily
Tamora Pierce- Dom/Kel, Alanna/George, Daine/Numair, Neal/Yuki, Raoul/Buri, Jon/Thayet
Mortal Instruments- Alec/Magnus, Jace/Clary, Luke/Jocelyn, Jordan(Kyle)/Maia, Simon/Isabelle
Looking Glass Wars- Dodge/Alyss, Hatter/Weaver
The Demon's Lexicon Series- Alan/Mae
Good Omens- Adam/Pepper, Aziraphale/Crowley
Leverage- Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker
Merlin- Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Freya, Arthur/Gwen, Lancelot/Gwen, Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Morgana
Doctor Who- Rose/Doctor9 or 10 or metacrisis!10, Mickie/Martha, Eleven/River, Amy/Rory, Doctor/Master, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Anyone except Gwen, Ian/Barbara
Torchwood- Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Owen
Heroes- Claire/Gretchen, Sylar/Elle, Peter/Emma
Quotes by my Friends
Alix: (To our school counselor) We didn't throw the string cheese you found by our table. The one that we did throw went way over there. (points)
Taylor: I wonder if tall people stop traffic... (Looks suspiciously at me)
N: Dude! We should totally dance the macarena with the Easter bunny!
N: (Doing a rain dance) C'MON RAIN!/Taylor: Oh my God... (Thunder claps and it starts drizzling)/N: YES! WOOHOO! RAIN DANCES DO WORK!
Alix: Don't be a prostitute
Alix: Your mom's a hat.
Bronte: Oh my gosh! These cookies are like sex in your mouth!
Alix: Dude. You smell like Bath and Body Works. / Me: That's because you just sprayed every single spray from BBW on me./ Alix: So? YOU SMELL AMAZING
My sister: I sleep with my blinds closed./ Alix: I sleep with the pictures of the people I've killed.
"If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you actually are." - Lady D.
"Well I can hardly talk up to you. You're too short." - Jace to Clary .
"'This place is full of Downworlders. You know that. I think you should keep the details of our investigation secret.' 'Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.' 'Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugestein.'" - Alec, Isabelle, and Jace
"'Magnus. Magnus like Magnus Bane?' 'I doubt there are that many warlocks named Magnus in the Tristate Area.'" - Simon and Jace
"'Children of the Nephilim, I don't recall inviting you... I must have been drunk. Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests.' 'Even if one them spills a drink on my new shoes?' 'Even then.'" - Magnus and Jace
"'Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.' 'Canoodle?' 'Magnificent?'" - Magnus, Clary, and Jace
"No my eyes are usually described as golden. And luminous." - Jace being... well Jace.
"'Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.' 'At least you don't hace to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.' 'Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.'" -Jace and Lady D.
"I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete." -Simon
"'I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.' 'Well, you're doing a fantastic job.'" -Jace and Luke
"'Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?' 'Certainly not. You would be stringy and hard to digest.'"- Simon and Luke
"'Enormous? Did you just call me fat?' 'It was an analogy.' 'I am not fat.'" - Jace and the Inquisitor
"'Is he dead? He looks dead.' 'No, he's not dead.' 'Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.'" - Magnus and the Inquisitor
"I've heard the word 'fear.' I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me." - Jace
"'Your wards are down.' 'Really? I hadn't noticed.' 'That's terrible. Someone should have told you. Luke, tell him the wards are down.'" - Magnus and Malachi
"'Not everything, Jace, is about you.' 'Possibly, but you have to admit that the majority of things are.'"
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies." -Jace, after having told Clary about the existence of vampires, werewolves, and zombies.
"I'm out of commission. See? Jammies." -Jace
Protector of the Small (Tamora Pierce)
"'I want you to have a look before we enter you in the competitions-you're about ready. Have you seen one?'
'The Yamanis don't have them. They just beat each other half to death in training.'
'They sound like sensible people. Do they hold banquets?'
'Better. They have parties where they view the moon in reflecting ponds, or fireflies in lanterns, or patterns of cherry tree blossoms against the sky, and they make up poetry about it.'" -Raoul and Kel Squire
"'He wouldn't take the Own away, would he?'
'Worse. He said if I take more time away from his bootheels for my own pleasure, he'll seat me with the greediest matchmaking mother in each district.'" -Kel and Raoul Squire
"'He'll have some rational reason for it.'
'Yes. I intend to beat it out of him.'" - Skye and Katsa
"'What are you grinning at? Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.'
'Katsa. only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke.'" -Katsa and Po
(Someone knocks on the door and Po starts giggling)
"You've been in the cider. You're drunk." -Katsa
"Did we get here in time for the food? The invitation said something about pie, and I'm starving." -Raffin
The Demon's Lexicon Series Quotes:
" 'I thought that demons weren't supposed to lie.' 'We don't. But I am in full posession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.' " Mae and Nick
"Well, speaking as a feminist, I'm glad that women can lead- uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil." Mae
" 'I beg your pardon, there is nothing wrong with my house.' 'It's too big. You can't tell where people are in it, and you can't hear everything that happens. There are too many places for something to hide in and leap out at you.' 'Did you show up here at this time of the morning just to say 'Hi Mae, your house is a death trap, want to take a walk?' " Mae and Nick
" 'You willing to defend me with a kettle?' 'Putting your faith into my awesome kettle-wielding skills doesn't strike as your brightest idea ever.' " Alan and Mae
" 'Do you get embarrassed?' Do you mean am I worried about people seeing me with my jeans off? Sure Sometimes people are overcome. They fall down. They hit their heads. It's worrying.' " Mae and Nick
" 'You want to learn how to use knives?' 'Absolutely. Instruments of brutal death? I'm very keen.' " Nick and Jamie
" 'Would you like me to read you a couple of chapters? We can't practice self-defense now- what a shame! Because it's too dark.' Knife work at night is something you're going to have to learn. You have to train your eye to catch the glint of metal in the dark.' There was a horrible pause. 'Seriously. I think Yogilates is my calling.' " Jamie and Nick
"I'd like to have amonkey that cooked for me. I would pay him in bananas. His name would be Alphonse. (Skip a couple paragraphs) How many bananas would be good payment for amonkey? I would want to pay Alphonse a fair wage." Jamie
" 'Uh- so you, uh, usually dance professionally, or what?' 'Yeah. The ballet is my passion.' " Seb and Nick
"Do't be sad, Mae. This will be good training for when we are ninjas." Jamie
"My battle cry would be 'For blood, vengeance, and my undeniable good looks!" Nick
"How was your summer? Well, I was eaten by insect from hell, and it was all downhill from there." Jamie
"Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald's trust and pass us information about Celeste's plans and save all the magicians who want to be saved? Because if so, awesome. I shall stay here and eat pie." Jamie
Tamora Pierce Books
"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep." Alanna
"Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."
"Kel: He says he's changed.
"I think it's fair rude to make him a tree and not know what kind he is." Daine
"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks."
"Military folk. The only way you know to solve problems is by beating them with a stick."
"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello."
"Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
"Does your ma know you're this silly?" she demanded tartly.
"Why, I’m just as true and honest as dirt. And I’m even more charming than dirt."
"Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone."
"WE do try to eat," Raoul called back to her [Kel]. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle."
"'I suppose I'm being rash and peculiar, again,' someone remarked in a drawling voice, 'but if it means helping my friend Joren improve his studies, well, I'll just have to sacrifice myself.'"
"'I hope he manages you with a whip and chair, like a wild animal in a show.' 'He hardly ever uses the whip,' Cleon replied in his loftiest tone. 'I am so much better than his last squire.'"
"His eyes were misty as he considered Queen Thayet. 'Murdon Fielding, the Sage of Cria, wrote 'Squire, give thy queen thy purest love. Let her be the living emblem of the power of the goddess. Her beauteous countenance will be thy guide, her favor and thanks your payment. Let her-' Someone passed Kel one of the long, thin loaves of bread served with soup. Before Neal could go on, his friends attacked him with the loaves, battering him until the bread fell to pieces. Neal brushed crumbs off his clothes and fixed them with his loftiest glare. 'Soulless, heartless pages that you are,' he said, 'I ignore you.'"
"'Mother gets so upset when she thinks we lads have been careless.' 'If I'd been your mother, I'd've beaten you.'" Dom and Kel
"'I would have been very sorry to have killed you. You are the most amusing mortal I've dealt with in ages.' Aly gave him her sweetest smile. 'All that flattery is going straight to my happy, unkilled head.'" Kyprioth and Aly
"For a moment there were two of him. Aly cringed. 'Please stop that,' she begged. 'The thought of two of you makes my head ache.' 'I understand. It would be too much glory for your poor mortal body to withstand.'"
"'Kyprioth. I want you, my dear. And not in a happy, let-me-kiss-your-grizzled-cheek way, either.' 'My grizzled cheek may wither of neglect.'" Aly and Kyprioth
"Lovely day, don't you agree? Perhaps we'll have lunch on the water pavillion later." Aly after the Raka rebels enter the castle to overthrow the Copper Isles' government
"'I am large,' retorted the god. 'This is only the part you see. I imbue this palace with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers.' Aly propped her chin on her hand. 'So does manure.'"
"Your Majesty, he lies. He lies, all the time. I think sometimes he lies just to stay in practice." Aly about her father
Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown.The Doctor: Yes, you are.Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.The Doctor: Yes, there is.Jackie: Anything could happen.The Doctor: No. [walks away
The Doctor: Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look?Rose: Umm... different.The Doctor: Good different or bad different?Rose: Just... different.The Doctor: Am I... ginger?Rose: No, you're just sort of... brown.The Doctor: [disappointed] Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! [Rose looks annoyed] Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
Cassandra-in-Doctor: Ooh, my. Well this is... different.Rose: Cassandra?Cassandra-in-Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts... and hardly used. [clutches the Doctor's chest] Oh, two hearts! [dancing to the dual heartbeat] Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!Rose: Get out of him!Cassandra-in-Doctor: Oh, he's slim. [turn to Rose] And a little bit foxy! [raises eyebrows] You thought so, too. I've been inside your head, you've been looking... you like it.
The Doctor: And, I'll tell you something else - we just met Queen Victoria!Rose: Oh I know! She was just sitting there.The Doctor: Like a stamp!Rose: I wanted to say [imitating Queen Victoria] "We are not amused". Bet you five quid I can make her say it.The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.Rose: Ten quid?The Doctor: Done.
Sarah: I saw things you wouldn't believe!Rose: Try me.Sarah: Mummies. Rose: I've met ghosts.Sarah: Robots. Lots of robots.Rose: Slitheen. In Downing Street.Sarah: Daleks!Rose: [smugly] Met the Emperor.Sarah: Anti-matter monststers!Rose: Gas-mask zombies!Sarah: Real living dinosaurs!Rose: Real living werewolf!Sarah: [emphasizing each word] The Loch Ness monster!Rose: [stunned] Seriously?
Doctor: You're Mister Thick Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad.
Doctor:Oh and this is my friend River. Nice hair. Clever. Has a handgun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. I kind of do a bit. River:Thank you sweetie. Doctor:I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you. River:Oh the first seven, easily. Doctor:Seven? Really... River:Oh eight for you honey. Doctor:Stop it. River:Make me. Doctor:Well maybe I will. Amy:Is this really important flirting, cause I feel like I should be higher up on the list right now.
Gentlemen Bastards series
"'Ahhhhhhh. Yes, yes you do have some talent... some power... I can feel it... It might almost be... a miracle! Ahhhh-ha-ha-ha! I'm healed! I can see! once! more!' 'You're not... really blind.' 'And you're clearly not stupid!'" Chains/Eyeless Priest and Locke
"'Um, hi. Which of you is which?' 'Today, I am Galdo.' 'Tomorrow, I will probably be Galdo.' 'Or perhaps we'll both want to be Calo.'" -Locke, Galdo, Calo
"'Besides, you're an apprentice in a proud trade, learning under the finest and most demanding masters it has to offer. Getting all the shit-work is excellent for your moral education.' 'You haven't given me any bloody moral education.'" Jean and Bug
"'Must you do that? You know the black alchemists make fish poison from the seeds of those damn things.' 'Lucky me, not being a fish.'" Locke and Jean
"'Jean's a lazy old bastard is what it is. And if I don't pole the barge, he'll knock my teeth out the back of my head.' 'Jean is the gentlest soul in Camorr, and you wound him with your accusations. Now he'll be up all night crying.' 'I would have been up all night anyway, crying from the ache of rheumatism and lighting candles to ward off evil vapors.' 'Which is not say that our bones don't creak in the day my cruel apprentice. We're at least twice your age-which is prodigious for our profession.' 'The Daughters of Aza Guilla have tried to perform a corpse-blessing on me six times this week. You're lucky Locke and I are still spry enough to take you with us whe we run a game.'" Bug, Locke and Jean (Locke and Jean are 24ish)
"(Locke speaking)' My name is Lukas Fehrwight. I am wearing clothes that will be full of sweat in seveal minutes. I am dumb enough to walk around Camorr without a blade of any sort. Also, I am entirely fictional.' 'I'm very sorry to hear that, Master Fehrwight, but at least we've got your boat and horse ready for you grand excursion.' 'My attendant will be along any moment. His name is Graumann, and he too suffers from a slight case of being imaginary.' 'Merciful gods, it must be catching.'" Locke and Calo.
"'It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it.' 'Bug, Locke is like a brother to us, and our love for him has no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are 'Locke would appreciate it.' 'Rivaled only by 'Locke taught me a new trick.' 'The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games-' '-is Locke Lamora-' '-because we think the ods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons-' '-and fifty thousand cheering spectators.'" Bug, Calo, and Galdo
"Amazing. You know you don't mumble and stutter quite so much when you're explaining how you fucked someone over?" Father Chains to Locke
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