My birthday is December 22~!

Somebody want to make me a fic for my 15th big one?

Please? I'll love you forever. :DD

Pairings and possible future fanfic pairings: MattxMello, MelloxNear, MattxNear, LxLight, LLxBB, BBxMello etc

I am obsessed with the Wammy's kids. >D

A few fun facts about me:

- I get strangely confused when I wear a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other foot. And if I look down while I'm walking... it's upsetting. :'(

-I get mad when I put bottles of water in the fridge to get nice and cold for me and in a few hours they're all "mysteriously" gone.

- I crave ice cream during the winter and not usually at all during the summer like normal people do.

- I feel the need to check my email at three in the morning or multiple times during the day. My parents get pretty pissed about the three-in-the-morning one, though. Considering the only computer in our house is placed in the living room and my bedroom's on the other side of the house.

- If I see or even hear somebody say "L" or "B" or even "A" I get reminded of Death Note.

-I love babysitting because besides the fact that I adore little kids I love going to other peoples houses and imagining I'm someone else. Overactive imagination you say? I agree... =_="

-I have "nights". Where everything is wrong and just plain sad. I get nostalgic and I sob. Gotta problem with wanting to live in the past? TxT

-Mellow with a "w" seems like it's spelt wrong to me. I'm just so used to my w-less Mello. :)

- I tried to eat a cherry danish with some of the wrapper still on and the stupid plastic poked me right in the eye! I did laugh at myself for that one. Wrappers are dangerous.

- I have a stripe fetish. Okay, not fetish; obsession. The stripes in my closet: Striped socks, x3; striped sweater, x2; striped gloves. Even striped underwear! Problem? Hell no.

- My six year old brother cried when L died in L, Change the WorLd. First time I saw it, I didn't even realize L died until my friend said walking off into a sunset when you have one day to live meant that he died... shows how smart I am. And how smart my little brother is. :)

- I once found an ant on my bellybutton. Oh em gee that was scary/gross. And itchy. D

- I love milk. But I can't drink it by itself. I can drink it with anything though. Even hamburgers. My friends always thought that was either weird or nasty. You think I love milk? Don't even get me started on my chocolate obsession. Not as bad as Mello, but still!

-When my English teacher told the class that we were sucky writers I felt bad for the rest of the day. I mean, we're in English Honors, right? How bad could I be? :'(

-I've made a deal with the heavens. If I start reveiwing every story I read, will my readers start reveiwing everytime they read my stuff? Please karma? Puhleezzzeee?

-If I think about it too long "babies" sounds like a really funny word. Think about it... babies. Hahahaa! Or... is it just me? O_O

-I seem to drift off into dreamland when I'm in Algebra. I frikkin' hate math. At least I get to write stories... secretly. Maybe that's why I'm failing that subject. Do you think Matt and Mello are bad influences... same with fanfiction? Nahhh...

-I subscribe to the GameInformer magizine. I know... I'd be jealous of me too. Okay nevermind, no I wouldn't. =_=" Geeekkkk status.

-It's awful! I wake up in the middle of the night at least three times a week with a really amazing idea or quote for a story. I'm always repeating it in my head so I can write it down, but before I can move in the dark to get something to write on, I'm asleep again suddenly! When morning comes around I hate myself for not remembering my great idea. And even worse -- I didn't write it down. Don't even get me started on the angers of only remembering some of it! =_="

Stupid Quotes:

"Kira... what you're doing... is purple."

-Lind.L.Tailor, from Death Note the Abridged series by 1Kids

"Who pissed in your cornflakes, man?"

-ACertainRedhead on Gaia during an rp; as Matt to the rper of Mello

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"

-My effed up health teacher

"Nomnomnom."

-Watari, from Death Note the Abridged series by 1Kids

"This wall confuses me..."

-L, from Death Note the Abridged series by 1Kids

"LonelyPoet21: ok, wow. I feel bad. It’s been awhile. And it’s not like I’ve been so totally busy its not even funny. Well, maybe a little. Honestly I didn’t know where to take this, I’ve been studying though!

Matt: by ‘studying’ she means watching Boy Love movies.

LonelyPoet21: SO?! It worked didn’t it? I wrote this!

Matt: whatever.

Mello: don’t provoke her. She’ll send those J-rockers after us. Those ‘gay for pay’ men.

LonelyPoet21: THEY’RE NOT ‘GAY FOR PAY’ ITS FANSERVICE. F-A-N-S-E-R-V-I-C-E. which is what I’ll be making you do if you both don’t shut up! glares

Matt & Mello: doesn’t say anything

LonelyPoet21: Good Homos. Now, DISCLAIMER - I don’t own anything. Matt and Mello are products of well…several people and companies that have nothing to do with me and my perverted imagination. Now enjoy!"

-LonelyPoet 21, from fanfiction.net I liked the "good homos" part the best; rofl!

"What? What was that? You... you can't take it anymore? I'm the one who went a week without sleep to watch lame camera footage of you reading innapropriate magizines from sixty different angles. I'm the one who has to find a killer from six billion people in the world! I'm the one who has to sit in the same outfit everyday of my life and never clean it because there are too many people like you who break the law! So don't go talling me that you can't take this anymore, Light Yagami!"

-L, from Death Note the Abridged series by 1Kids

"Someone's coming! Quick, hide all your Halloween chocolate in my mouth!"

-My effed up Health teacher

"To be honest, I didn't play this for very long. But does a food critic need to eat a dozen dog poop and sauserkraut sandwiches before he writes he doesn't like the taste?"

-Cy Girls game review, GameInformer magizine

"I did enjoy the different speeds of the bike classes, but that's similar to liking a turd sandwich because of the bread."

-Motorcross Mania game review, GameInformer magizine (These guys like comparing things to poop and sandwiches.)

"I literally won a match just bashing the controller against my ass. I wish I could say I was joking, but the score is seriously Kabuki Warriors zero, my ass one."

-Kabuki Warriors game review, Game Informer magizine

For real guys. You should watch the Death Note Abridged series by 1Kids. It's so freaking funny.

More later, I promise.

Okay READ THIS. It is an IMPORTANT MESSAGE people. This is why my updates are so few and far between!

Pretty much... my religious mother and kinda religious father read through the notebooks that I wrote my fanfics in before typing them. I’m pretty sure that my mom snuck into my room early in the morning and grabbed them off the foot of my bed. Than proceeded to read them AND show them to my dad. So at 6:30 in the morning July 21st, my mom woke me up by screaming at me and shaking me ‘till my brain was wobbly telling me I was going to stop living such a “worldly life”.

So after forcing me out of bed at 6:30 AM, she made me throw all my notebooks and papers away, regardless of what was on them, made me rearrange the furniture in my room, and wouldn’t let me sleep until she was satisfied with my room’s cleanliness.

November 20 update; I'm still mega-traumatized from this, but I can go on the computer whenever. But I can't let my parents see that I'm on fanfiction.net. Or I will get in trouble. Oh I miss the good ol' days when reading and writing weren't as hard to hide. TxT

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Contact me other than here...

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/deathnoteyness

Gaia: Kado1

Yahoo: lalala_muffin@yahoo.com

Keep in mind... I am not of legal adult age.

Don't befriend me unless you tell me who you are from here...

Or else I'll probably ignore you.

Or ask who you are...

Sorry but it's true.

K thx, bai!

PS. Finishing a story... makes me happy.

Finishing typing a story makes me super happy.

Posting a story makes me happier and reviews on a story make me happiest.

Please do a good deed, review >.>!