"If actions speak louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?" -Philosoraptor

Hallo meine Freunde! Willkommen zu meiner Webseite. Wenn Sie Deutsches sprechen, sehen Sie, wie SCHRECKLICHE Grube ist? Genießen Sie bitte mein Profil (geschrieben auf viel besser englisch!) und gelesen meinen Geschichten! FÜRCHTEN SIE MEIN SCHRECKLICHES DEUTSCHES!

ABOUT ME:

I play the flute and I am in concert band!

I'm a Christain, I'm against abortion (Abortion=murdering helpless babies) I'm against gay marrige (I guess that means I'm against yoai too)and I beleive in sex AFTER marrige. :)

I have never said a swear word in my entire life and I plan to keep it that way!

~"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."~

Age: 13

Height: 5 feet 8 inches (Yes I'm a VERY tall 13 year old!)

Birthday: October 25

I am over 80 percent Irish, and I was born in Monterey Bay Calfornia. Live in Fresno

I love history and reading.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Steve Irwin is my hero!)

Gender: look at my screen name (hint: I am not a boy)

Hair color: brown

eye color: light hazel

RANDOM QUOTES:

I love cats more than dogs and I watch Animal Planet 23/7

"Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Oh my gosh a giant rock!" - Seto from YGO Abridged

"At least I'm not adopted!" - Yami from YGO Abridged

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? (BECAUSE THEIR FAKE PEOPLE!)

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration, but don’t look side to side for information.

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! You're not alive anymore!'

My characters talk to me and they think you're crazy.

"If you can't fix it with ducktape you haven't used enough."

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

"Friends are God's way of apologzing for our families."

"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, you might as well do it."

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

The statistics on insanity are that 1of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Your villiage called, they're missing their idiot.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

SOME JUNK:

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner

A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. - Lord Brougham

A man is innocent until proven broke. - Anonymous

I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase.- The mosquito from Bee Movie

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breathe

-See ya!