Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

u wanna know bout me do ya? well...

i love reading, mostly fanfiction now but occasionly books. my parents are vietnamese but i was born in australia. i speak only one language fluently and that's english. i have a younger twin sister whose penname is arabella malfoy and real name is crystal. my real name is violet. my age is between 11 and 14. i can play the piano, ski and occasionly play netball. my birthday is on the 25/05. my fav colour is indigo. most people don't partically like me and think i'm wierd but i've heard people calling me nice. i don't think anyone else in my grade knows about fanfiction except crystal. normally i can't keep a hobby except reading-the only thing i do with a passion

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

books i like:

Harry Potter (+fanfictions)

Twilight (ok fanfictions)

Charlie Bone (+fanfictions)

Artemis Fowl (+fanfictions)

Princess Diaries (never tried the fanfictions)

Roman Mysteries (rn't any fanfictons)

probs more i can't remember

pairings i like:

Harry/Draco

remus/sirius

artemis/holly

ron/hermione

luna/tom

harry/hermione

hermione/charlie

ginny/blaise

seamus/blaise

scorpius/teddy

emma/tancred

olivia/charlie

artemis/holly

lysander/olivia

james/harry

more

pairings i hate:

harry/vodemort

harry/snape

voldemort/anyone

ron/anyone but hermione

pairings i endure with mild disgust:(not to self: need to find out what mild means)

remus/snape

hermione/snape

hermione hating ron

more