Name- Calvin Maxwells

Birthday- 18th June

Favoraite colour- Blue, mostly Cyan.

Likes- Bratz, Reading, Writing, Fashion, Anime, Nintendo, Animorphs, SSB (Super Smash Bros), computers, TV, Project Runway, D&G, cartoons & YAOI.

Dislikes- Nothing Major.

Hates- Flamers, people who hate reading and writing.

Motto- It wasn't me!

Favoraite Bratz- Yasmin, Jade and Iden.

Favoraite Couples

Bratz

EitanxDylan

CadexKoby

Waynex(Slightly younger)Iden

YasminxSasha

Kingdom Hearts

RikuxSora

RoxasxAxel

CloudxLeon

Manse...XemnasxSaix

ZexionxDemyx

KairixNamine

myscene

HudsonxEllis

MadisonxKennedy

ChelseaxDelancey (Seriously, they may be cousins but COME ON PEOPLE!!)

Gender- Male! (DUH!) Seem to be the only one who writes for bratz.

Threat to flamers- Flame me and I will find out where you live. You know what happens next.

Right now- I'm trying to finish a couple of things and then I can start on the Stories from Stiles series. It will have it's own little cannon and it's kind of different from what I usually do, because all eight Bratz girls will be in it. Not only the core four. So, we got CLoe, Sasha, Yasmin, Jade, Dana, Meygan, Nerva and Fianna. The Boys will be Cameron, Koby, Dylan, Eitan, Cade, Alek, Zak and finally Iden, who will have his own story in the Stories from Stiles Series. Since yes, he is my favoraite Boy.

Reading- I'll read practically anything but I am particularly fond of yamisangel101's stories and blonddiva's stories. Because blondiva is practically my fashion hero (Tied with Chanel Iman for that spot). I also love to read animeangel14's , BunnyHoppster's stories and any KH fanfic that is Yaoi.

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Look at his cute widdle fwace!

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You're and author when...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Cloe say if she woke up and saw she was in Koby's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

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favorite sayings:

'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:4

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16