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Author has written 24 stories for Twilight, Prince of Persia, Lord of the Rings, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X, Shadow Hearts, Secondhand Lions, and Once Upon a Time.
Age: Not old but not young
Wow, i've been on here for a few years now - remarkable. I still remember accidently stumbling upon this site and falling completely in love with it. I had always loved changing the plots in my head and wondering 'what if'? FF has made that possible and outcomes i couldn't have ever imagined in my wildest dreams were ready to be read. I enjoy reading as much as writing, however, since i'm not longer a highschool student i've less time to dedicate to my love of this site. Real life sucks, and even if it's for a moment I like to escape it just to get a glimpse of the many worlds FF has to offer.
As one can probably guess, i'm not the updater i used to be. It's like an video game and me - i'll dedicate all my time to it and then abruptly stop for no obvious reason. That, my jolly good fellows, is because i lack the time. If you read any of my fics i'm sure you'll come across at least one aurthors note explaining my health issues - they're as real now as they were then and it does keep me from doing things I love. I also happen to be very fickle. I try my hardest to write and update stories but i only write when I can and when I have my muse - they don't often work together. But I try. Plus you get new inspiration on something completely different.
Bloody plot bunnies.
Things about me... I'm a Potterhead, Pureblood and occasional Death Eater (depends on how wrong in their convinctions Muggleborns are). I was a fan of Twilight, it's by no means the worst book i've read but the movie was kind of crap. Then I had the lovely experience of meeting the fans... Yeah, ever heard of 'My Life Is Twilight'? Try it, if you dare. Was completely put off from watching any of the following movies or reading the books again. I'm a fan of classical literature but i have very distinct tastes. I like Jane Eyre and i don't like Wuthering Heights. I love Sense & Sensibility yet i hate Emma. I adore Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicals yet I abhore Bram Stoker's Dracula. I enjoy Peter Pan and have a distaste for Alice in Wonderland. A little contradicting I am.
Currently, have ambitions that i'll keep to myself, but I've had a very strict life with a rebellious sister - that turned out great!
If you read 'Buried Alive' and then jumped to my most recent work - you would find a humungus difference. I would say that time and experince changed me. I'll read a review of it and check out the chapter and be shocked at how carefree i seemed. I don't even remember a time like that anymore. Let's just say, life threw curves balls at me, in the face, again and again, then picked up the bat and hit me while i was down.
Yep, why i'm addicted to this site is anyones guess.
Things you'd never guess about me:
1. I'm terrified of bumble bees. My mum chased my sister and I around with a fly squater shaped like a bumble bee and it has truamatized both of us. We can run 20 miles a second when we sight a bee.
2. I'd rather date someone older and more mature than me than to date a guy my age. They're imature little shitheads,
3. I'm shy. I'm quiet and reserved. I don't speak unless directly spoken to and wont go out of my way to start a conversation unless i consider them a friend.
4. My Nan was my best friend up til the moment she died. She was my confident and my most treasured person. I felt lost when she died. I'm still struggling over her death.
5. I hate any signs of affection. I don't like being kissed anywhere (Even on the check), i feel awkward when hugged. I just don't see the point of such intimacy.
6. I chuck a fit when a nail breaks, chips, cracks. When one breaks (Especially if it's your fault), run away.
7. I love salsa and latin dancing. I just don't do it often.
8. I've fiddled around with the thought of joining the army (Like my dad) for a few years, but i always change my mind.
9. I punched a boy during a religious mass. Oops...
10. I pick my friends carefully. A person has to prove themselves before they're considered a friend.
11. My eyes change colour.
12. I REFUSE to write in MSN writing. I cannot understand it and makes you look like an illiterate dumb arse.
13. I love the 18th-19th centuries for reasons i cannot fathom. My guess is that i had a past life there and it was my favourite.
14. I walk into things right in front of me... Or as i like to look at it as them blocking my way.
15. I'm nocturnal about 90% of the time. The other 10% my parents wont let me be.
16. I refuse to believe in the Christian God, i would believe in pigs flying before him. I am a big believer in spirituality though.
17. If i ever have children they're names would be: Elizabeth Grace - Girl, William Rath - Boy.
18. I read MLIA when i'm down in the dumps. I question the stupidity of our generation. I sigh and shake my head more times then i can count. There is a thin line between immaturity and stupidity.
19. I slept with a teddy bear, Illme, for the better part of my life. He is wearing babyborn clothes to stop him from falling apart. I can no loner sleep with him D:
20. I did archary for a while but quit because my aim was so horrible i thought i'd end up putting an arrow in someones butt... I've since learned i'm short sighted.
21. I'm selfish and not the nicest person. In fact, very few people can tolerate me and those people are the ones who i actually like and show them my nice side.
22. I'm am obsessed with Harry Potter. More specifically Sirius Black - if he were real, i'd marry him. Unfortunantly, he's not, so Gary Oldman will have to do ;P
23. I like DnB
24. I've never been in love.
25. I can't cook for my life. I've lit biscuits on fire - quite literally and accidently. Awkward time to be home alone and realise you have no idea where your fire blanket is.
AU = Alternate Universe. Story does Not follow the plot of the story.
AR = This is where the world is the same, but some (or most) basic canon facts are different, e.g. for Naruto, Namikaze Minato never died and is Hokage, or in Harry Potter, Harry never goes to Hogwarts, instead being tutored by his godfather. AU and AR are often used interchangeably, with AU being more common in most fandoms.
AH = All Human. There will be no vampires, aliens, cyborgs or anything that is not human/animal in the story.
AN = Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.
POV = Point Of View. The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.
Ship = It means that you support a specific pairing. They usually have conjoin names (Eg: Jasper/Bella - Jella)
OneShot = There is only ONE chapter in the story.
Flamer = A term used to describe someone who enjoys commenting or reviewing a person's story harshly, only pointing out the faults, often using heavy sarcasm. The comment or review left by such a person is known as a "flame."
OOC = Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Twilights Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC. Or in Harry Potter Voldermort is the good guy and Harry Potter is the bad guy.)
OC = Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story. An OC character is usually made up by the aurthor.
HEA = Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.
Non-canon = This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella, Tamina/Garsiv, Draco/Hermione story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books/movie.
Canon = It DOES feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Eg. Rosalie/Emmett, Bella/Edward, Harry/Ginny, Tamina/Dastan, Aragorn/Arwen)
Lemon/Smut = Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.
Slash = Male and Male smut. Gay pairing.
Femmeslash = Female and Female smut. Lesbian pairing.
PWP = Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.
Outtake = It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.
WIP = Work In Progress. The fic is not yet finished.
Darkfic = This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)
RR / R&R = Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.
OTP = One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom. (EX: I, myself, cannot decide between Jasper/Bella and Alec/Alice for the Twilight fandom.)
Fluff = A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)
WAFF = Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.
Songfic = A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot. Please not: That if a story has no plot and just lyrics it can be considered plagiarism.
Mary Sue: The 'Perfect Woman' who has no flaws what so ever and overly idealised. Usually predictable and lady-like.
Gary Stu: Male version of 'Mary Sue'.
Auron (Final Fantasy X)
Lelouch (Code Geass)
Kurando (Shadow Hearts: Covanent)
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Innes (Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones)
Haku (Spirted Away)
Kish (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Jack Dawson (Titanic)
Jaffar (Fire Emblem)
Killer (Shadow Hearts: From the New World)
Nakago (Fushigi Yuugi)
Nicolai (Shadow Hearts: Covanent)
Yuri (Shadow Hearts)
Rath (Fire Emblem) He has the same name as my user :D
Eugene (Hanasakeru Seishounen)
Rumaty (Hanasakeru Seishounen)
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
Rui (Hana Yori Dango)
Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
Dark (D.N Angel)
Dastan (Prince Of Persia)
Garsiv (Prince Of Persia)
Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
Basch (Final Fantasy XII)
Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
Rikku (Final Fantasy X)
Lulu ( Final Fantasy X) She kicks arse!
Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Lyndis (Fire Emblem)
Haruchi (Ouran High School Host Club)
Tamina (Prince Of Persia)
Serra (Fire Emblem)
Ahiru (Princess Tutu)
Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)
Karin (Shadow Hearts: Covanent)
Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
Write Down Ten Random Characters!
2. Jack Sparrow
10. Draco Malfoy
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Drusilla: Ms Edith is pleased to have such friends over for tea.
Leoluch: I’m only here to see if you’ll somehow help me conquer the world!
Jaffar: … This is actually my house.
Leoluch: Silence! You listen to me and obey my commands, my little pawn.
Drusilla: Ms Edith believes Jaffar deserves to be a knight – her knight in black armour. Hmmm… Perhaps red? Black armour covered in dark, shimmering blood *Giggles insanely*
Leouch: *Turns to Jaffar* Time to go?
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Me: Thanks for letting me stay here Lulu! Sesshoumaru would have torn me to pieces if I’d asked to stay with him.
Lula: Need a little jolt?
Me: … Please don’t thunderga me! *Runs away*
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
(Jack Sparrow and Legolas are making out and Draco Malfoy walks in...)
Draco: AAAHH!! My pureblood eyes! They bleed!
Jack: Woah, sorry mate. *Turns to Legolas* You know, you look awfully familiar...
Legolas: I was just about to say the same thing! Weird...
Jack: *Shrugs* More rum?
Draco: Damn muggles...
Legolas: Hey! Who are you calling a muggle?
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Leoluch: Lulu! Demand you be my queen! Only someone who shares my nickname is worthy of me…
Lulu: *Scoffs* BURN *Lights Leoluch on fire*
Jaffar: … Can I kill him yet?
Jack Sparrow: *Appears out of nowhere* Wait for the opportune moment to arrive, mate.
Lulu: When did you get here?
Jack Sparrow: When the opportune moment arrived. *Disappears back into nowhere*
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
(Drusilla attacks from behind)
Drusilla: Are you lost? Want me to walk you home?
(Enter Jack Sparrow, Legolas & Draco Malfoy)
Jack Sparrow: I see a distressing damsel.
Legolas: We should help her!
Draco Malfoy: *Scoffs* She’s a worthless muggle.
Jack Sparrow: I see no profit in it for me.
(Exit Jack Sparrow & Draco Malfoy)
Drusilla: Oh! *Approaches Legolas* Your face, is a poem. I can read it.
Legolas: … Yeah, sorry, Rath. You’re on your own for this one! *Runs away*
Me: … Bastards… why must they be so sexy?
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Everyone: … Ummm?
Sesshoumaru: You will tell no one what this Sesshoumaru did.
(Sesshoumaru leaves, everyone remaining looks at the burnt food)
Draco Malfoy: FAIL.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Leoluch: Obviously Drusilla as she’s the only one that’s female and therefore eligible for the position of my queen.
Drusilla: Yes, and once we are married I’ll enjoy draining you dry and obtaining your position as ruler. Then, I shall bath all of Britannia in red…
Lelouch: Maybe having a male queen won’t be too bad…
Leoluch: You’re a murdering, heartless bastard also who would love to murder me in my sleep. Next.
Aragorn: … That would be me.
Lelouch: NEVER! I will not have a king as my queen. I am the dominant one. Well, looks like I’m staying single.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
(Legolas holds Jack Sparrow at arrow point)
Legolas: Give me the sands of time!
Garsiv: I don’t have it. Ask Dastan.
Legolas: Yes, well, unfortunately he’s not here.
Jack Sparrow: Uhh, Mate? Help a fella out?
Garsiv: I don’t associate with eunuchs.
Jack Sparrow: I’m not the eunuch! Will is! *Points to Legolas*
Legolas: If I get called Will one more time…
Garsiv: Yeah, I don’t even know why i’m here so I’m just going to leave.
Jack Sparrow: …Can I go now?
Legolas: Not until I cut those dreadful dreadlocks off.
Jack Sparrow: Noooooo!
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Leoluch: … Why does this always happen to me? I’m KING Goddamn it!
Draco Malfoy: Hence why.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, mate. In politics – EVERYTHING’S your fault.
Garsiv: How would you know?
Jack Sparrow: Pirate Lord. You?
Garsiv: Prince of the Persian Empire.
Sesshoumaru: Lord of the Western Lands.
Legolas: Prince of Mirkwood.
Lulu: No one asked you Blondie.
Legolas: Nor did you ask Sesshoumaru.
Aragorn: He’s scary. I’d just like to put in that I’m also King.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Legolas: *Looks in mirror* Is that really me in there? Looking at me? Lucky me!
Lulu: … I hope I don’t have to explain more.
Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Legolas and Jack are standing at the altar*
Aragorn: Legolas, I can't believe you're turning gay on me, man.
Legolas: Why can't you accept me for who I am? *runs away weeping*
Jack: Luv! Come back!
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
BANG BAGN BANG*
Me: *Groans* Dear God… who in their right mind would--
Me: Okay! *Opens door* Wtf?
Garsiv: Raaaaaaaath! Love, we’ve soooo much to teeeeel you!
Aragorn: Yeees! Ya seeeeee, Garsiv’s a priinceee. I’m a kiiing. It seeeeems natural thaaat we’d wed.
Me: Dear God, they’re in for one hell of a hangover.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
(Aragorn murders Legolas…)
Jack Sparrow: *Weeps over Legolas’ body* Legolas! NOOOOOOO! Why, Aragorn?!
Aragron: *Bursts into tears* He replaced me with you! Do you have any idea how insulting that is?!
Jack Sparrow: *Shoots Aragorn* Oh shit… That was for Barbossa…
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Sesshoumaru: You have disgraced this Sesshoumaru.
Lulu: Me as well. I’d never be in such a situation.
Me: hey! Don’t blame me! It’s purely random.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
(Sitting opposite each other)
Leoluch: … your going to eat me aren’t you?
Leoluch: … that doesn’t inspire much confidence…
Jack Sparrow: *Whispers to Leoluch* Parley, mate. Say parley. *Disappears again*
Jaffar: I’m not a pirate.
Leoluch: … I’m so eaten.
Hermione x Sirius
Hermione x Draco (still trying to figure out why i love it so!)
Remus x Tonks
Fred x Hermione
Harry x Ginny
Molly x Arthur
Luna x Nevile
Tom Riddle x Hermione (My favourite I think)
Ron x Hermione
George x Angelina (Reallly... after Fred... really?)
Severus x Harry
Luna x Ron
Harry x Sirius
James x Hermione
Dumbledore x Minerva (He's gay people - accept it!)
Lily x Severus
Jasper x Bella (WOOT!)
Emmett x Rosalie
Carlisle x Esme
Angela x Ben
Draco x Hermione
Sirius x OC
Dastan x Tamina
Bella x Edward (OMG eww)
Bella x Jacob (Double eww)
Bella x Emmett (That's like incest in my eyes. bro x sis relation only)
Alice x Jasper
Ron x Hermione
Harry x Ginny
Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitching, put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
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