Yeah, my name is Mechanical Oven, and I've got waffles! :D

Here's my deviantART page (for those who even care about my stupid art).

Name: Can't answer it when the stalkers are around...

Age: I'm not telling you my age, but I'm old enough to be on this sight.

Gender: I'm obviously a male.

Likes: Video games such as Mario, Sonic, Kirby, Zelda, and Metroid, drawing, stuff that's funny, being with my friends, I guess sleeping (since I get tired sometimes), monkeys (monkeys are the favorite animals... They're awesome).

Dislikes: Overused jokes, rabid fanbases, time limits in video games (Majora's Mask is an exception, in my eyes).

Oh, and I can't stand rabid fanboys or fangirls. Note that I said rabid.

Favorite games: Super Mario Bro. games, as well as the 3-D ones, Paper Mario series (I liked all three of them), Sonic (Although his fanbase is terrible, I only pay attention to the games mostly), Kirby (Obviously him), Zelda (Wind Waker is my favorite in the series), Metroid (Played Super Metroid, all three Prime games, and Metroid: Other M).

What characters I like: A lot of times, I like the humorous characters (Fawful, GLaDOS, HK-47, Sonic, Groose, Travis Touchdown, Luigi, etc.), but I do like those interesting characters (Snake, Lucas from Mother 3, Count Bleck, etc.). I don't mind silent protagonists either. It's all in taste. As long as I don't find them unlikeable, then I probably won't have a huge issue with them.

Current Stories

Chopper: After the loss of his parents and his birth planet, Mondrao, Chopper is taken to a planet called Clara by Meta Knight - the one who rescued him. Maquano, the villain who destroyed his planet, plans on heading to Clara to take it over...and soon destroy it afterwards for the heck of it. He destroys the Power Star and splits it into eight pieces for each of his minions to take. After discovering Maquano's evil plans, Chopper goes out to stop him and save his planet...alone.

Chapters Posted: 15 out of ???

A Thousand Years Ago: Taking place 994 years before the events of Chopper, or 1,000 years before Paper Mario 2's story, a young warrior named Nazuchi meets the Princess of Tagel, who he immediately falls in love with. She too has feelings about him, but after her father discovers her with him, he immediately bans Nazuchi from ever seeing her. Meanwhile, four mysterious heroes show up in Tagel and one of them falls for the princess as well. However, when the king's jester takes Princess Lilia out of the castle to somewhere mysterious, the king blames Nazuchi and banishes him from Tagel...who was lucky enough to escape the destruction of Tagel. After learning where Lilia is, Nazuchi is assigned a task to find eight Land Tablets to save the world and rescue the girl of his dreams...which he probably can't do alone.

Chapters Posted: 12 out of ???

Stories I'm editing

Paper Chopper: The Crystal Stars: I edited up to Chapter 6 in this story so far. The reason why I decided to edit this was to improve it a bit. There were a few things I personally didn't want in there when I look back or some issues with grammar, so I'm going to fix this up like I did with the original Paper Chopper. Plus, I put in some things that I feel are very unnecessary, especially those flashbacks...

When this will be done: After I'm finished with Super Paper Chopper. Don't worry, it's not as difficult as the other two things I'll be working on.

Q & A

Why do you write about OCs in your fic?

Ehh... I just do. It's just something I thought of. I know there are some people who dislike OCs and that's OK. But you're not going to make me stop. Well, if you don't like OCs, I do have two other fics, but they're not exactly my greatest kind... And yes, I do plan on making other fics that don't involve OCs.

What kind of OCs are yours?

Uh... Mine? To be honest, they're not Mario OCs or Sonic OCs (I don't do Sonic ones for the fact that there are just too many recolors and all that. And... I usually stay away from the fanbase). I remember making Chopper more than a decade ago... I always want to make sure to give an OC a personality that you can get into, like humor or something (though that could be debatable with some people). And no, I don't make self-inserts. It's more enjoyable to think of a character that's not based off you, at least in my opinion.

Plus, it's easier to make fun of them too! :D

What do you think of constructive criticism?

Well, you're bound to get them on your fics. I don't mind it, but if it's just pointless bickering? Well... That ain't criticism. Criticism is supposed to help you improve. Constructive criticism I'll take, because sometimes you need constructive criticism on things. Not everyone's perfect, right? ;)

What genre do you like reading? Any stories you can recommend?

I'll usually read some stories that are funny or packed with adventure. I usually find those the most interesting. Parodies are something I like too! As for stories... Most of the stories I can recommend to you are the ones that are in my favorites. Though, that depends on whether you like that cartoon or game franchise. That's just my opinion, though.

Any stories you have that you can recommend?

If you don't like OCs, then most of the time you may not be interested in my stories, with a few exceptions, perhaps. If you don't mind OCs, then go right ahead and read whatever you want. They're not the best thing in the world, but there might be some enjoyability in some of them.

Why do you write?

Honestly, I actually don't like writing. Isn't that weird? Well... When it comes to schoolwork, I HATE writing, but when it comes to fics... I don't mind it. At least it's just typing. That's easy. I only make stories for entertainment purposes most of the time.

Oh yeah, and I write some fics to make fun of things too.

How come your stories are so long?

Because they are. That's what happens when you think of some ideas. Do I like the fact that they're the longest in one section? Meh... Not sure on that. Does that really matter? :P

Also, my stories take patience to read, so it's best to take your time to read through it.

How come "Chopper" isn't on FictionPress?

Because it has people and things from video games. Can't be on FictionPress if there are characters from a video game or cartoon, etc.

That's all I have to say, I guess. If you found this interesting, then I suppose that's a good thing. If not, well that's not my problem. :P

If you wanna ask me something, you can PM me if you want. I don't plan on disabling my PMs anytime soon.