I'm a stay-at-home mom who got bored one day and started to read Twilighted FanFic. Fell in love, then found the lemons... fell in love even more. I'm also a dirty h00r who talks like a trucker and lost my filter some time during my youth. I recently started to write a story... crossing fingers it's not total shit. If it's not horrible then thank Pamela0201, my amazing and very talented Beta. She rocks my world.

My poor family hates that I never have time for them anymore. However, I've recently bought stock in Banquet frozen meals and a large flat screen television. I'm sure one day I will be overwhelmed by the shrink bills, but until them... bring on the smut!

ANNOUNCING...

The "I Love 80’s Music" NaughtyHeels Anonymous One-shot Contest

Hosted by KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle (TFX, pkitten21, and Snozzberryfaery) and Heelstominivan

We don’t wear Fuck Me Pumps…We wear Naughty Heels!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2060377/

All entries must use a song from the 1980’s as the theme for a developed plot that includes the customary beginning, middle and end. (For example, if the chosen song is about a love triangle, the one-shot must be about a love triangle as well.) While submitted one-shots DO have to be inspired by an 80's song, and generally follow its theme, they DO NOT have to take place during the 80's. Any time period from the 80's-Present is acceptable.

Sandwich Dreams: A thread for Sandwich Dreams has been started over at Twilighted. I will be posting teases over there as well as talking with all of you about anything and everything. If you have any questions about the story, feedback, or if you just want to talk about how hot Rob would look if we poured a whole bottle of chocolate sauce all over him and took turns licking it! :) If you're interested, follow the link:

http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=4591&start=0

Twitter: If you're interested in following me on twitter, follow the link:

https://twitter.com/heelstominivan

LiveJournal: I've said this before but seriously, I'm opinionated with no filter. Be prepared. I don't hold back.

http://heelstominivan.livejournal.com/

900 Ways to Make Money (One-Shot Tattward/Inkella Contest)

Here are a few examples of the tattoos/piercings. I don't know how to photoshop these onto a pic of RPatz or change them to look exactly how I imagined them, however, this should be good enough to give you an idea.

Bella

Tattoo's: She has a few but none were specific, yet.

Piercings:She has a lot of different piercings, most of them we all know. If you don't know what a triangle piercing looks like, then please Google. I feel odd posting pictures of lady bits in my profile, I typically keep those printed and shoved in my panty drawer.
Venom Tongue Studs:http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t232/bellwalker/venombites.jpg
Side Corset Piercings: http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t232/bellwalker/sidepiercings.jpg

Edward

Tattoo's:
Celtic Cross (Inner arm, so it wouldn't be this large):http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t232/bellwalker/cross.jpg
Celtic Custom half sleeve: http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t232/bellwalker/woodysleeve-celtic-custom-tattoo.jpg
Last name down side: I think you can picture "Cullen" down his side, similar to David Beckhams side tattoo... just in English! :)