| bittersweet saturn |
Author has written 7 stories for Metal Gear, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Jhonen Vasquez, and Wrestling. The internet is a serious place for serious discussion. Except not. Wow, those old stories I uploaded are shit. Oh well! I'm writing this very late at night, because I'm a vampire. Or something. I don't know. I'm sure I'm making a bunch of grammatical errors, but it can't be worse than half the crap posted here. Ooh, burn. I forgive my late-night bad humor. You should too. I do write other things aside from wrestling fics, but as it's my favorite fandom lately, it's likely that it's all I'll be writing in the near future. I've been working with X La Fille Morte X, in a freakin HUGE story arc, which you might recognize as "Randy Chan in Suspension Land". It's long. Freakin' long. But if you're willing to wait a bit for the missing chapters, XLaFilleMorteX and I promise lots of Randy angst. Everyone loves Randy angst! XD Shinneth is also in on the madness. Look at me copying other people's idea for my own profile! Obligatory "Favorite Pairings" List: Reviled and/or Disliked List: Of course, these are subject to change depending on my whim, which is pretty much how Vince runs the WWE, so you should be used to it. Well, that's enough BS from me for now. Enjoy the fics. Or don't. Flame if you want. It's all up to you, the dear reader~! /Sarcasm | |||||
1. Randy Chan in Suspension Land reviewsThis is the first of a long arc that X La Fille Morte X and I are writing. Parts aren't finished, but I'm posting this first part. It's Randy Orton, Bob Orton, and Juventud. Start's with dear Randy's suspension.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-062. Sunglasses At Night reviewsWhoo boy. The fluff monster ate my head for this one. It's Tazz X Michael Cole. It takes place right after JBL accidentally voluntarily quit Smackdown. There is sex. Between two men. I don't know how much clearer I can get.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete3. Smile reviewsDave BatistaXRandy Orton. This is during Randy's early Evolution Days. Rated Mature.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-06 - Complete4. Apple Jello reviewsChris MastersXCarlito Carribbean Cool. Occurs the day or so before WrestleMania XXII. Pretty basic. Shower Sex. No declarations of love. Brief cameo by Shelton Benjamin, Kane and Big Show.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-06 - Complete5. Nny's Holiday Tales of DOOM » reviewsThis fic isn't my thing anymore. It's trashy, badly written and pretty lame. I'm only keeping it around for the flames.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 12-22-026. Captain Greenbeard, Savior of Idiots reviewsit's about a pirate. who helps people. oh hell, just read it!Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-027. pimping isn't easy reviewsum... i think i've gone insane. snake a pimp? raiden in red? *checks straight jacket* yep. i'm nuts. rating b/c i'm not sure.Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-8-02