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Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, and Legend of Dragoon. "No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly." Semicolons ugly... let me find a good, heavy frying pan...Eh, the guy's already dead. Oh well. If I were a punctuation mark, I would be a semicolon. Honestly. So, I frequently question my sanity, am in need of a life, am occasionally sadistic, have arguments with myself, and have an imagination that runs away from me (and then I have to chase it, yelling at it the whole time. Seriously.) In other words, I write for fun. Anything else? Well, the name ought to give it dead away, but I'm female. Age... you'd like to know, would you? Add a decade to the square of an odd number and you'll get it. I'd tell you where I'm from, but you wouldn't believe me if I did. Trust me, you wouldn't. As far as writing goes, I am rather slow. So... yeah. Criticism is nice. It really is. I just recently noticed my pen name is an acronym of the word "lots"... that's interesting... "I commend your courage, but I will show you no mercy." "Allow me to shatter your delusions of grandeur!" "The only thing predictable about the future is uncertainty." "Hmph. His only constant is his unpredictability." "To be forgotten is worse than death." "Tis foolishness! If all were so easy, why, none would suffer in this world!" "Bring my beloved Dagger to me!" "You have not the slightest idea whom you are defying." "When the clash of swords echo... the journey chasing the past ends and... the journey to know today begins. One soul seeks another and... pledges their sworn friendship to another. One mystery begets the next and... the doors of fate are open." "Don't 'tootsie' me... my name is Rose." "Is that all you have to say?" | |||||||
1. Life on Terra » reviewsAU. Humorous snippets of what might have happened if Zidane had grown up on Terra. Chapters may not be in chronological order. Kuja technically ought to be older than he is, but he is closer in age with Zidane for the sake of the story.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,080 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - Zidane T. & Kuja2. So Like His Father reviewsMajora's Mask. Lulu's thoughts about one of her sons, whose name is Mikau.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-09 - Lulu - Complete3. Carrier Pigeons » reviewsA succession of so many mistakes can hardly lead to anything good, can it? Or can it? Or does it screw things up even more?Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Eiko C. & Blank4. If The Dragoons Had Facebook reviewsThe title is pretty self-explanatory. A sort of modified Facebook "News Feed." Randomness and insanity lie within.Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-09 - Dart F. & Rose5. Conflict reviewsMajora's Mask. The quest in Termina is taking its toll on the Hero. The Three Goddesses of Hyrule attempt to intervene on his behalf.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-09 - Din & Farore - Complete6. I Didn't Know It Was Part of the Job Description reviewsEiko loses a tooth. She doesn't believe Zidane when he tells her about the tooth fairy. There's only one way to find out the truth. I must warn you, this is pretty ridiculous. T for slight language.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-09 - Eiko C. & Zidane T. - Complete7. At The Top of the Wall reviewsIt is never told what happened to Eiko Carol's parents. Told from the view of Eiko's grandfather.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
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