Name: "Skitts"
Sex: female
Age: 15-18 -You can try to guess-
Orientation: bi-sexual or something like that.

"Life in today's age is so loathsomely egregious, that it poisons the mind of a good population of the planet. Technology seems to dredge its way so deep in the humans present mind that it practically reigns predominantly, taking over every aspect of their life." -Laikros on DeviantART

Whenever I do these Bio's I always think I'm doing this more for my benefit...anyway, getting along.

Current Residence: The Crossroads
Interests: Photography Perspectives Symetrical patterns Writing Broke musicians Immaturity
Favourite band or musician: Chiodos Ludovico Einaudi Iosys Bright Eyes TOOL Imogen Heap Nirvana The Hush Sound
Favourite genre of music: Electronica Alternative Foreign Jazz Orchestal R&B Ska Metal Pop Indie
Favourite poet or writer: Ed Gorman Robert Frost Walt Whitman Sylvia Plath Margaret Atwood
Favourite style of art: Accidental Instrumental Expiremental
Shell of choice: Turtle for my turtle soup
Skin of choice: My own, thanks
Favourite cartoon character: Gambit: X-Men
Personal Quote: 'Never let it again be said that a coward’s tongue bleeds secrets.' -The Violet Room by Sarehptar

Rant: I like my Yaoi/Yuri tasteful, my Het with well written plots: spare me the 'weepy-overly-effeminate-scream-like a vriginal-girl-uke' and the 'persisstant-to-the-point-of-rape seme' please. My friends/acquaintances to be able to carry at least a half-intelligent conversation for more than five minutes. My critiques to tell me why and what is wrong with my writing, not 'Just because it's stupid or gross'. I can fall in love with any pairing as long as they are written well, though my favorites will always be: Clouku, Marveku, Zemyx, Akuriku not exactly in that order.

"I don't believe in the seme/uke syndrome. Any character whose intrinsic personality is traded in for the stereotypes to fit the typical "seme" or "uke" roles is a flat-out boring/annoying character and, in my opinion, a cop-out. I don't believe that the position one takes in the act of intercourse defines the way they behave outside of the act itself. I don't believe that the person who dominates in the bedroom necessarily dominates in the emotional aspect of a relationship. -oOo Endless Rain oOo

Side Note: I rewatched cut scenes from FF VII: Crisis Core and started bawling I'm sure, harder than Cloud when Zack, my first and foremost favorite FF Character ever, except for Reno, died.

Cut scene 14:

I have:
A Shotaro Complex :Shotacon! Shotacon!:
A Lurker Complex: I hear from Fic's by word of profile. If a good writer reccomends/favorites a fic I'll definately check it out.
A Height Complex: If you're taller than 5'0 -You're taller than me...

An OTP List: Masterlist of OTP's and Shippings- It's a work in progress as I delve deeper into the dark abyss that is fanfiction
Fanfiction Archive: Every fanfiction I have posted online.

Favorite quotes:
Conversation; Noah and I: "When was the last time you slept?" -Me
"Don't talk to me, I had to jack off twice this morning just to get my heart started." -Noah

Conversation; Tay and I: "I need a date" -Tay
"I think so too" -Me
"So who can I hit with some Chloroform and tie to a chair..?" -Tay
".." -Me

Observation; Noah and I "There is gay shit happening on my bed!" -Me
"You're gay shit and you're happening on your bed all the time!" -Noah

Talking about Alex, the new kid at work; Tay, Parker and I "That kid's gotta be freaked out by me after I just patted his face. -Parker
"Haha, what?" -Tay
"I met him two hours ago and I'm touching his face. I'm ridiculous. I've gotta slow down". -Parker

First impressions; Parker and I "Wait you thought I liked girls? Why?" -Parker
"Well let's see... your nails, your shoes, and... and that is the gayest tattoo I have ever seen." -Me

Noah and Ann; homecoming. "Man, it's so great to see all you guys again - I love coming home again." -Ann
"Yeah, not gonna lie, I'm really sick of all of you and was pissed as shit that I couldn't find any better summer plans." -Noah

Accidental drunken conversation; Dad and I She is so cute. I just want to eat her out. -Me
I think you mean "eat her up." -Dad
I know what I said. -Me

The fundamentals of snacking; Ann, Noah and I "Wait, why is the popcorn taking so long to pop? We should be hearing it by now"! -Ann
"Beats me. The microwave has been going a few minutes now." -Me
"...Oh my God." -Ann
"You forgot to put it in, didn't you?" -Me
"Yes!" - Ann
"How is that even possible? Aside from turning the microwave on, it's the only fucking step!" -Noah

On conflicts of interest; the Sturgess Monday Llecture "Alright, we need to get cracking on our analysis of this novel, which is a pretty daunting task since it contains a lot of big words and you aren't bright."
-Prof. Sturgess

Wango Tango sandwhich at Tim and Terry's; "I'm not eating anything with the word 'wang' in it." -Tay

Fairly odd explanations; Noah and I "I hate it when I wake up with barrettes in my hair..." -Me
"Me too." -Noah
"Well yeah but for different reasons. I just fell asleep with them in. For you it's because the magical barrette fairies have come in your sleep and tried to make you a girl again. -Me

Fucking with the prostitutes (not literally) at 4am; Parker, Tay and I "How about a blow job... 40 bucks." -NYC Prostitute
"Do I look that poor? I really don't need 40 that badly." -Tay
"Wait...what?" -NYC Prostitute

Religion and child development; the Sturgess Monday Lecture "Here, you get a golden goat for being the only pagan in the dorms." -Prof. Sturgess
"Awww, that's so sweet! I've been needing a good ritual sacrifice--I can do the goat dance!" -Lacy
"Well, you know, there is a business in Maine for raising goats for sock puppets. Wait. No. For sacrifice. They have a large population of people who sacrifice a goat on the son's first birthday or when he's born or something. Sorry, I was reading an article on sock puppets." -Prof. Sturgess
"Well, I can certainly understand confusing ritual goat sacrifice with sock puppets, they're both good clean family fun." -Me
"Yes, yes, my father used to put me to sleep with both." -Prof. Sturgess
"Your father played with sock puppets?! That's creepy". -Me

Early Monday Mutiny; the Sturgess Monday Lecture "Where's the rest of the class?" -Prof. Sturgess
"They're already upstairs." -Me
"They're waiting for me? They're probably going to jump me. I need to find a weapon!" -Prof. Sturgess

Emo kids at the Ice Cream Shop; Noah and I "How can you be tired and sad when you have Ice Cream?" -Noah

Influencing violence; Me and Random "So I've sat next to you every day this semester and I don't know your name." -Random Guy
"Guess! But don't guess "Sarah." I don't look like a fucking "Sarah." And don't say "Sarah" on your first try, trying to be funny and witty because you're fucking not. Then I'd have to punch you in your Adam's apple." -Me
"Uhh... okay... Sarah." -Random Guy

About Grandma...; Ann, Noah and I "They all told me she was an alcoholic but I didn't really believe it at first." -Ann
"Her dumping a whole wine bottle into the punch wasn't a hint?" -Me
"Nope. But then she sat down next to me and said, "I think I put a little too much liquor in the cake." So I'm thinking like a little too much rum in tiramisu and then I taste it and my tastebuds go VODKA. So then I was like oh..." -Ann
"G-ma gets the kiddies drunk. Classic." -Noah

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