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| annanabanana |
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. I'm a slightly neurotic, highly self-critical 31 year old procrastinator. I started dabbling with this writing thing, and I've discovered I'm a verbose, tedious and ridiculously slow writer. So, there's that. I'm married with no children. I like Twilight fanfiction 8 gajillion times more than the original novels, and that is an exacting amount measured over months of research. I read for pure pleasure, and I write to avoid being a visual artist (see: procrastinator, previously mentioned). If my camera were a car, the battery would be dead by now, and because it's a camera, the battery is probably dead right now. I would know if I didn't treat it like I was going to be guilt tripped for opening the bag after so long. If you have decided to or are reading my stories, please tell me something constructive if something comes to mind. I enjoy useful constructive criticism to an unhealthy degree, reinforces all of the over-analyzing I do in my head. I've been duped, manipulated—I swear—because apparently I Tweet now. | |||||||
1. Bulletproof reviewsWhen Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 2-28-10 - Edward & Jasper2. Sleeper in a Clone Suit » reviews...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodnessTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 1-15-10 - Published: 7-29-09 - Bella & Edward3. A Virgin's Liberation reviewsA schmaltzy Bella & Edward story replete with sidesaddle horseback riding and quivering... oh, just read it. Rated M for all the good reasons. Written for ilsuocantante's Birthday. It's supposed to be Harlequin-esque.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-22-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Rhapsody » reviewsA reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 737 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Bella & Edward5. Memories Like Photographs reviewsFor Nina's Birthday! Just a short little ditty. Edward mostly and it may be slightly sad...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-09 - Edward & Bella6. The Last To Say Goodbye reviewsThe day before Bella is moving to a different city, she and Edward must say their goodbyes. ExB, AU & AH. Entry for the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-19-09 - Bella & Edward
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