He's my soulmate: YAY ME! ch 2 is finally up. lol its really short but i promise the next one makes up for it, lol i can be really slow at times so i did make a minor change in chp 1 because i now know where im taking the story sorry bout that

ps... i know it sucks lolz no need to message me to tell me so. believe me, i already know.

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ok so i hate it when people label the fanfic wrong, like when it is actually sasu/naru they put naru/sasu. it goes seme/uke. when im flipping through looking for fics, you could have written something totally amazing but because you labeled it wrong im going to skip it.

i don't really like stories that have too many side couples (narusasu, shikaneji, itamada,sakulee, gaakiba, irukaka, inocho) all at the same time, its distracting and im not rly interested in their relationships. unless ur REALLY good at making it work, its fine and dandy to mention them but when i read a narusasu, im reading it cuz i wanna see narusasu, not all those others. sorry i had to say it, its been buggin me

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Fav Pairings Ever:

Naruto

Naru/sasu, ita/sasu, sasu/ita, shika/neji, gaa/sasu, mada/ita, mada/sasu, kaka/sasu, pein/ita--ino/saku, tem/hina--kiba/hina, saku/naru, mina/kush non-smut

Death Note

Light/L, thats it

Spiral

ko/ayu, eyes/ayu, ko/eyes

APH

russia/china, us/uk, france/uk, spain/s.italy, germany/n.italy

D grayman

Tyki/kan, lavi/kan

Samurai x(not the retarded "oro" one)

ken/tomoe, okita/ken(i know this is a really weird one but hey) katsura/ken

Pairings i HATE:

Naruto

sasu/saku, kaka/iru, sasu/hina, naru/hina, ino/anybody but sakura or shika, lee/anybody, ita/dei, shino... i think i just hate him in general, kiba/naru

im actually not a very interesting person, im pretty laid back, if we get held up at gunpoint ill prolly use you as a diversion giving me time to run away though, im just that kind of person. i like to wave at random people as im driving, the weird look they get on their faces when they see me waving, instantly wondering where the hell they know me from is what i shoot for. i have a knack for taking anything anybody says and turning it into somethign dirty, its a gift. i am most deffinetly the community pervert, as i think "what would those guys look like kissing??" most of my friends think that my love for yaoi is weird but when im up there showing god the best fanfics they will think back to this and be like "oh, what do u know she was right, god is gay"

im not sure what my sexual orientation is but thats ok it doesnt really matter to me, im 16 and attending college so i dont suck as bad at my future career.

peeing is an instant thing, you are either instantly relieved or instantly panicked, depending on your preparation. me

the higher up the ladder you climb the more your ass is exposed- unknown

lies are often a substitute for courage- my grandfather told me that once

"PFTT!!if you had a dork-ometer on the side or your head it would be full"-my older brother

"Never spit into a giraffe's eye" my lil sister

"Never spit into a blizzard, it will always come back and hit you in the face" My grandpa on his deathbed. (greatest dying advice ever lol)

"don't bring your scooter Bailey, because there are some guys who dont have their own, and they really want one" my cousin trying to convince her lil sis not to take her scooter to walgreens

"emily i need you to remember this code for me, its top secret so dont write it down, 969693w3w067Lmississippi im going to ask you for it in an hour so remember it" me screwing with my dyslexic cousin

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Itachi, Sasuke, kakashi, Naruto, madara, neji, shika

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? look about 17 lines up

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi! fer sure!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: the entire naruto dvd collection including all 4 movies (not shippuden) like 6 posters, and a sasuke plushie

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? i might have at one time but if i had the chance to be a dude i would SO be gay with sasuke!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? kibahina, shes super cute, but not with naruto

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? sakura is NOT allowed to be with sasuke!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No i already know its madara

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? again i already know he is

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? i am pro sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? yes, ive read all the manga that are out too (all the way up to 4 hundred something)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? yah but it suits him

17. Sub or dub? depends on my mood

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Shes ok in some cases

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? kindaboth for me

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? yes yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? SEXY ASS BEAST!!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji or sasuke

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Amazing!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Naruto, if he wasnt so clumsy and dumb ('The Mate' is my favorite!)

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? my obsession with it is pretty unhealthy infact

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? well i reposted one so yah

27. Do you like lemons? Citrus fruit? Yes!! honestly i have more kinks than a garden hose

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? to a point, im a major fan gurrilla so they r bound to know at least a few

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? i have seen everything naruto related!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? lol yes i turned my little sister to the darkside and then got her hooked on naruto fanfic right after i got her hooked on yaoi, im such a great sister!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? r u kidding, i draw like a first gradder, im still doing stick figures

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' yes, but it wasnt naruto i was doodling

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? nope

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? broker than a joker

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ahahahh the yaoi version maybe

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NOO!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. NOPE

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? hmm, well he looks like a transvestite with a hand fettish but aside from that id do sasuke no matter what form hes in

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? nope

41. How was the fight between Sasuke and Itachi? omg i almlost cried the whole way through

42. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? most definetly

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Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry. Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for