camoozle
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since: 04-29-09, id: 1918869, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hey Chicken Noodles,

Just a little update...I've not forgotten about Water Landing. I promise. I'm still writing it and I will finish it. I'm just really, really, really slow. But I love you readers and I love your messages and I think about you (and this little sarcastic ass of an Edward) every single day.

Disclaimers make everything all better! I don't own it.

If you want to translate any of my stories, it's fine. Just make sure you stick to the goods and say that it's a camoozle product. Please send me a link to the translation when it is complete. And don't hold chapters hostage for reviews. It's tacky. Be cool, dudes and I'll be cool too. Deal? Deal.


1. Water Landing » reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1461 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 11-27-11 - Edward
2. During the Off Season » reviews
Five EPOV outtakes from For the Summer written for Fandom Gives Back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 419 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 6-14-11 - Edward & Bella
3. For the Summer » reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8640 - Updated: 8-19-10 - Published: 4-30-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
4. A Constant in the Darkness » reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3171 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 6-2-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Because You're Mine reviews
Bitter Bella's life changes when she meets intriguing twins Edward and Alice. But when Alice diappears, Bella suspects foul play, bringing on a whole new meaning to the term sibling rivalry. Written for the Whodunit Murder Mystery Contest. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 114 - Published: 11-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete