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ALICE'S OUTFIT IN LIFE SUCKS!!
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Lessons Learned in Twilight (BEST SET OF BOOKS EVER!!):

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried in many parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (Well I have kinda but that was for Drama and It wasn't actually my name so...)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Spotify, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Beautiful disaster-Kelly Clarkson

Waking Up: A Lonely September-Plain White T’s

First Day At School: The Climb-Miley Cyrus

Falling In Love: Hallelujah-Paramore

Fight Song: Magic – piano version-Colbie Caillat

Breaking Up: Secret-Maroon 5

Prom night: Leavin’-Jesse McCartney

Life: Down-Jay Sean

Mental Breakdown: Almost-Bowling for soup

Driving: Fearless-Taylor Swift

Flashback: Leave out all the rest-Linkin Park

Getting back together: This is me-Demi Lavato

Wedding: I’m Just a kid-Simple Plan

Birth of Child: Going under-Evanescence

Final Battle: Hot ‘n’ Cold-Katy Perry

Funeral Song: The Spell-Alphabeat

Final Credits: We Go Together-Cast of Grease

What would friends do if your boyfriend dumps you..?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days.."

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I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight!!, who can express herself better with Actions than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, GIN AND HARRY ROCK 2GETHER

writing a new story at the mo, stoping teddy lupin story for now, (might delete it)!! COMPUTER WON'T LET ME ON TO THE FILE ARRGGGG!!

BBFN (Bye Bye For Now)

Kate