I've went crazy. CRAZY. But in a good way... if there is a good way to go crazy. Won't tell u my age, or where I live (USA) or y 'shorts in a bunch' is not my favorite expression, but I WILL say that Killr Horses r freakin INSANE!!

Have u ever run from a killr horse? Well, no, u'd b dead cuz horses r like 100 muscle. its tru. look at pictures of horses and their muscles are so HUGE and SCULPTED.

I like (almost) every ninja in the naruto/naruto shippuden series. Except Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kisame, and Kabuto, the number one hated EVER... i think that's it for now. My all time favorite ninja (besides Naruto, cuz he can't count. NARUTO RULZ!) Is Gaara and Neji. WOO!! YEA! Neji was an asswhole near the beginning but... he got bettr. Yea, i like Deidara now so... yup...

So... do i kno any other anime... Bleach and a few others that i will not write a fanfic about but... yea...

I am random.

so random.

I won't even tell you how random i am.

Well, im tired and always have hw.

como se dise wombat? (how do you say wombat?)

how?

i just wanna know how to say WOMBAT in spanish!!

A wombat is a rat.

Eh, im outta here!!

im not a huge fan of chocolate. srry, guyz, its tru.

OK, STRY UPDATE STUFFF:... actually, i feel pretty lazy, so just no it'll all b updated 1 time a week, okay?? YAY!

Really Cute)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (and you know you do =P)

.:X:.

~Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!

hahaha, it was kind c-u-t-e (will not say the word. cant say the word. willl NEVR say the word)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

(i laughed when i read that. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm still laughing. if i didnt say it, i love evil laughter. LOVE IT! LOOOOOVE IT!!

MO HO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

(i should tttly do that on an elevatr!! itll b SOOOOOOOOO much fun!!)

(YEA! I'M A SMART PERSON!!)

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would laughing your ass off

(hahahahahahahha!! if u die, ur rlly stupid and im srry but, u sorta have it cming 2 ya.)

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

(me: poor guy. ROX ON!! THAT GIRL DONT DESERVE U!!

Sparrow: talking to imaginary people again?

me: shut up, u don't even rlly exist.

Sparrow: o dont i

me: ... u dont...

Sparrow: o... ok then...)

If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got a high score and jumped in the air and screamed yes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

99 percent of teenagers are concerned about relationships. If you are part of the 1 percent that isn't copy this into your profile

If you are so crazy that you say something like "The ninja penguin warriors came into my freezer while I was looking for my socks, and told me that the purple leprachauns from Venus were planning on stealing my toothpicks and planting them in antarctica to end world hunger. then a giant octopus came and dyed my hair and said that if i wanted chocolate I should play hopscotch with Santa at my family reunion but I had already made plans to go skydiving at Pizza Hut with Willy Wonka so I had to say 'Sorry mate but my banana has turned into a blue fleece blanket and I have to walk my dog's biscuit'" just to break the ice while talking to someone new copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Nintendo4ever, Darkangel24700, mandrakefunnyjuice, Dragon of Twilight, Pop'n'Lock7 HELL YEA!!,

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your dad gets a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Narutard Quiz

1) Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Gaara and Neji

2) What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Gaaraxsome one

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Neither

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where, and how many times?

Huh? No, I don't think

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

nothing... well a video game

6) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

no. i'm not THAT obsessive

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku

9) Which team is your favorite, Team 7 or Team Gai?

i dunno... i like 'em both alot...

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

not... rlly...

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

um... YES

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

TOBI!! XD!!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti-Sasuke, all the way... only in like 2 episodes was he cool (and 1 movie)

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including shippuden and fillers)?

nope, but i kno alot about it from descriptions and internet surfing of shippuden episods and blah bla blah

15) Have you read all of the chapters so far?

not even one

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

if he does i do (u can decide from there)

17) Sub or Dub?

Dub, I hate subtitles a WHOLE lot

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura

19) Tobi= aannoying or funny?

both but more funny

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes or i wouldn't've answered. Gosh

21) Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd but still cool... he's an ugly beast! wait... idk...

22) Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara

23) Rock Lee= weird or awesome?

Both!! GO WEIRD PEOPLE! WE WILL TAKE OVR THE WORLD!! HAHAHHAHA!! Either that or penguins...

24) Which character would be the best OOC and how?

um... i dunno... Gaara... he can be like Naruto, happy and laughing and goofy... creepy...

25) Do you like Naruto fanfics?

I love them

26) Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes

27) Do you like lemons?

I GET IT NOW! I thought this was a random question but NOW I GET IT! No, i do not like lemons. I'm thirteen, i dont think im even ALLOWED to read it

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

haha.no

29) Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No, and I dont regret it

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

NO

31) Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

not rlly

32) Have you ever drawn Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

nopez

33) Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

I guess so... nt rlly at all

34) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

tsch, i was broke b4 Naruto... and anywy i dont buy these things, my brothr does

35) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Never. it sounds so... boring

36) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki leader' theory?

No

37) Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, how many are in your gallery?

No

38) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the cursed seal?

ok, right now, i dont kno if i hate him or if i sorta like Sasuke so i refuse to answer this question

39) Do you have a Naruto OC?

a bunch

40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think that Naruto has taken over your life?

not rlly... sorta iin a small percentage

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

These are 12 signs that you are falling in love...

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish : put this on ur profile as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight:X:X:X:X

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

do u know what rox? OWL CITY!! AND WILL SMITH!! AND DANE COOK!! AND ALOT OF OTHR PPL!! XDDDDDDDDDD!!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! DeBold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs( this IS True :(...)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Haha that was funny!)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm smart but i'm really slow)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (I'm not emo)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (what? there's a loop? now i wanna know...)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (teacher lol awesome day!)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Stupid Labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(One would hope!)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now I’m curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(Wait, we're supposed to eat this?!)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits".

(No, we don't get fake fake bacon, we get real fake bacon!)

101 Ways To Annoy People. Copy and paste this if you plan on doing some of these things!

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

XD!

HELLO! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! IT IS DECEMBER 3, 2009!! YAY! SNOW! WOAH! HOHOHO!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Santa Claus should be arrested for breaking and entering into your house... WHILE YOU SLEEP, TOO!!

-Decembr 9, 2009 (YEEEEAA BOII)-

SO today i drew some cool graff stuff (graffiti) and i stppd on a frozen ovr ice bukket... it wasnt frozen all day way thro so it crakkd and i ran like midadd. YUP. three tests. brain killr. getting into graffiti lately, tho i dont spray, i draw. i dont even have spray paint. but i would spray paint like a big sheet of paper and put them all around my room, dass some fresh shit. Yea, had an epiphany today (Damm twilight and The View from saturday) that i do not have as much courage as i thought. c, i can chase my brothr down the hall and stand up to a teachr, yet i cant even say hi to my crush. and im like sporadic. im trying to figure out where all my brashness goes. im trying, tho, rlly. ANYWER:

TEST THINGY!

List twenty naruto characters, no specific order:

1) NARUTO
2) TOBI
3) kabuto
4) GAARA
5) SASUKE
6) SAKURA
7) TENTEN
8) DEIDARA
9) KANKUROU
10) KArin
11) SHIKAMARU
12) KAKASHI
13) INO
14) HINATA
15) NEJI
16) kisame
17) ITACHI
18) TEMARI
19) OROCHIMARU
20) HIDAN

1. If one and two got together, how would you react?

SOMETHINGS COMIN UP MY THROAT!!

2. If you could let five die, would you?

'Hm, Sasuke, should i let you live or die... hm... but you are gonna tryta kill Itachi... oh... OH OH OH! UH... so hard... hm...'

3. Four comes into your room one day with out knocking and you happen to be half naked. What do you do?

'what the FUKK!? GET OUT!' throw a chair 'GET OUT-GET OUT-GET OUT! RAAAAPE! OH, HOLY SHIT IMMA B DEAD! HE GONE KILL ME! HE GONE KILL ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SOME ONE! HELP! PSYCOTIC RED HEAD! NARUTO! UCHIHA! crap ur still mad cuz i wouldnt save u, right Sasuke? DAMMIT! AAAAAHAAAA!'

4. If twelve woke you up, what would you say?

'Get the hell out, Kakashi, I don't wanna see you right now.'

5. 18 and 20 are spotted making out with eachother. What would seventeen say?

'Hn...' walks away

6. is eleven hot or not? how hot do you think eleven is?

For an anime dude: HOT. for real life: FUKK DAT, I HAAAAAAAAAVE A LIFE!

7. would it be awkward to get a pueberty talk from 19? what would happen?

VERY AWKWARD!

Orochimaru: sit down, AJ, it's time for that talk

Me: what talk?

O: the pueberty talk

Me: ...

O: there comes a time in every girl's life when they develope-

Me: SHOULDNT A GRL B GIVING ME THIS TALK!?

O: well... probably...

Me: SO DONT GIVE ME THIS TALK!

O: Look, I have been in a girl's body before and

Me: WHAT THE FUKK?

O: no crude language please. Now, ok, i guess you know about the... 'lumps' as you say

Me: my strawberry lumps are delicious with milk

O: ...

Me: that sounded wrong... i was talking about cereal

O:...

Me: what?

O:... uh so let's talk about the reproduction system

Me: WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS TALK!!

8. Is 15 awesome?

Mostly

9. What would you do to 16?

Fry him. thro some soy sauce on dat

10. What would you do to three?

Shun him

11. Do one and fourteen belong together?

LIKE FUKKIN WAFFLES AND SSYRUP! The waffles are hot and warm, and the syrup is nice, sweet, and rich

12. is six a bitch/bastard? why?

she is a bitch. she just has that bitchy quality. once u say bitchy stuff, it cant go away. actually, she WAS a bitch in the first 3/4 of the first part of Naruto, now she's like a... idk, no words.

13. what do you think seven would do if seven walked in on five and six?

run

14. thirteen is skipping through flowers. how likely is that? How likely is seventeen skipping through flowers?

thrteen prtty likely, seventeen would if i made him

15. does eight like puppets?

dont think so

16. nine or ten, who's better?

KANKURI IS SO MUCH BETTR!! ROKK ON KAT MAN! go away Karin. u annoy me.

17. who is the biggest stalker, 14, 3, or 19

14 IS A STALKR! but she's cool. 3...? and 19 is a major stalkr/creepr.

18. what does 8 most want in this world?

to kill Sasuke. nah, i kid. idk.

19. do you think 1 woulda noticed that I didn't have a three?

heyll to the naw.

20. Do you think u would've noticed that i actually did?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAW! XD!