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since: 04-30-09, id: 1919848, Profile Updated: 12-16-09
country: New Zealand
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Graceyland is a peaceful place, where no-one is bullied, upset or screaming inside. Those who shatter the peace, deserve no mercy and shall receive none, for they dared enter a land of peace and have brought evil with them. If your intention be to destroy the peace, I suggest you leave now, otherwise there is no turning back. (In other-words, as my friend pointed out, if you destroy the peace, I will kill you, because as the creator and protector of Graceyland it is my job to uphold the peace, if you destroy the peace, than there is no peace for me to uphold and I can kill you, because peace can not return until you are dead. Love you long time Laura-Ra-Ra, keep the wolves and foxes prowling)


On a brighter note!

Welcome to Graceyland, please step carefully or you will find it hard to dodge the muses and spelling mistakes, that inhabit this wonderful, neutral land, no stealing the muses (they have enough vacation time as it is), no flaming. If you come back, feel free to PM.


Grace says "Hi!"


Back to not bright!

You wanna know why i love living more in a fantasy world than the real one? Because in my fantasy i can be whatever i want to be, i can be me, i can live and be free, i can do what i want without people telling me that the world doesnt revolve around me and that somehow someway someone someplace somewhere in the world is suffering worse than a spoiled rotten, book worm teenage girl, i can see things how i want to see them not how others wish for me to, i can let my guard down just a little bit and be happy, i can be okay with the real me rather than the pride filled, i-don't-care-what-you-say-bout-me, happy ruse i am forced to wear each day, i can be alive with the fact that happiness is always with me, i can see the real world in a different light and know that maybe it's not so bad, i can stop lying to myself and listen to the truth my heart screams at me every moment that i lie. I ALREADY KNOW THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND ME, I ALREADY KNOW THAT SOMEONE IS ALWAYS SUFFERING MORE THAN ME, I ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM SPOILED, BUT ISN'T THERE A SAYING 'YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT UNTIL IT'S GONE'? I WILL KEEP WANTING MORE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY LOST ANYTHING, I ALREADY KNOW THAT NO-BODY'S PERFECT, I ALREADY KNOW THE SECRET TO NOT GETTING HURT 'STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORD'S 'ILL NEVER HURT ME' IT'S TRUE, YOU JUST GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT, I ALREADY KNOW THAT LIVING REQUIRES PURPOSE, I ALREADY KNOW THAT OUR WORLD IS CRAP, I ALREADY KNOW THAT LYING IS BAD, I DON'T NEED YOU TO CONFIRM MY FEARS WITH REALITY, I JUST DON'T!! FANTASY IS A PLACE OF PEACE, A PLACE TO RELAX AND FIND SANITY, NOT A PLACE TO BE YELLED AT MERCYLESSLY AND TOLD YOU ARE A LOSER WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, THAT'S WHAT THE REAL WORLD'S FOR, LEAVE ME AND MY FANTASY ALONE!!

Your opinion doesn't matter to me in the slightest, because I don't care if I am not what you want, where, in the process of life, is it written that I have to care and be what you in all your glory want me to be? Exactly it's not there is it?


On an even brighter note than before!

I have a slight obsession with LOTR, bordering on insanity, I mean just look at my favourite stories list, hehe

Racheal is being optimistic and saying that HER technology hates her, while Grace is being pessimistic (like always) and saying that ALL technology hates her, and Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. is too busy gallivanting all around Middle Earth to even notice.


Back to not really bright!

PS: dudes i am Dyslexic don't mock my crap spelling okay shesh and i can read better then most thank you to the people i always meet who say isn't dyslexia where you can't read, there are different types, idiots shesh i swear they are saying that to a dyslexic who has been dyslexic for a very long time a dyslexic who even had tests to see if she was dyslexic i mean what the hell i think a dyslexic would know more about them being dyslexic better than those who didn't even notice. woe i rambled on there i do that alot.


Both Racheal and Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. jump on Grace "It's a profile, not a freaken chat room!" they both yell at her, Grace pushes them off and smiles innocently "Right i knew that, i did, i really, really did!" she says trying to disappear

Real Name: Grace
Nick Names: Gracey, Racheal, Rache, Grass (Yep it's true), Garce (Thanks Ra-Ra)
Colours: Red and Black (No I'm not depressed or Emo or Goth, just like the colours)
Elves or Dwarves: Elves of course (They are pweetier and more fun)
Movie or Book: Bit o' both (Book cool, Movie faster to get and pweety faces to stare at and drool over)
Tree or Rock: Trees (Because they rock)
Pessimist or Optimist: Split personality (Racheal is Optimist, Grace is Pessimist and Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. is go wif the flow)
Morning or Night: Who likes the mornings? Night person (Nights are darker and you can see the stars)
Tea or Coffee: Milo (Pfft why would I choose my last name or dinner when there is perfectly good chocolate tasting drink available?)
Gender: Female (obviously)
Love or Hate: Both (Love to hate, Hate to love, Love-Hate relationships)
Relationship status: I'm 13 so single (Who needs partners at my age? Besides I'm waiting for the right elf-ahem-I mean man for me)


The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Actually i'm in the middle)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt. (They're kilts people, get it right)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm not even old enough to vote and yeah they do everything wrong)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (Yes i do that everyday, I am doing that right now)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (I do that every five minutes)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) (I did that just 10 minutes ago)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ (It would be true if I had the cookie)
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. (Not so much caffeine as sugar, but yeah)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. (Hey it's part of being obbsessed)
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Well yeah sorta)
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (No not really, maybe once or twice)
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. (What's a Bic Stic?)
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (Sorta, only the pens seem to be hidden)
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (Not really)
-If people think you might have A.D.D. (They would be half right, I have A.D.H.D)
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (Not at all, my Brother has it, not cool)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (Yes, just ask my friends, at school I always seem to be speaking in third person)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (Yeah pretty much)
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Well you see, they start giggling for no apparent reason as well, so it's sorta normal for us)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this in your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing ever to be called "music", and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile, And always remember. Crap can't ever be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you know that all children's show hosts are either high or pedophiles, you are at least a low-average thinking level. Copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup yup now I'm hyper... aahh and now I'm hungry :(

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life is all about butt. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, or simply just being one.
- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest darn thing you can do.
- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.
- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I was uncool before uncool was cool.
- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.
- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.
- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
- I can resist anything but temptation.
- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.
- Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections
- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.
- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- Tell the truth and run.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'
- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'
- Education is important. school however, is another matter.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.
- I dont obssess! I think intensley!
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.
- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.
- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?
-The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?
- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)
- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes
- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework
- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
- So what's the speed of dark?
- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight
- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while
- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide
- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities
-Librarians are the one terrorist group you don't want to mess with - Michael Moore

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.

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If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!!

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.

Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman.

A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

People like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Even if the voices aren't real, they got some great ideas.

Your just jealous cuz the voices dont talk to YOU!

Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone.

Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow.

Living your life is more important than making a living.

A friend... tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!"

wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

This is the oath of a TURE FRIEND!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Memories of my friends in 2009, first year at Alfriston College, LOVE YOU GUYS, EVEN IF YOU DID MAKE ME A BIT INSANE!
Laura- 'What stays in Auaha... W-well stays in Auaha!'
Katie- 'My friends brothers grandma' (Us) 'Well wouldn't that just be your friends grandma?' (Katie) 'No they're twins' (Us) 'WHA...?'
Sam (not my friend, he just won't stop stalking us)- (too Laura) You're Laura's mum's daughter' (Laura doesnt have any sisters)
Laura- 'Why don't you cry about it?' (Us) 'Maybe we will' (Laura) 'What did we just spend all that time establishing? Retoricle question!'
Laura- 'Lets steal Jonny Depp and lock him in our basement!' (Bianca) 'Yeah! Hell yeah!'
Annie- 'I'm going to be a doctor' (The next day) 'I'm going to be a pastry chef' (Next day) 'I'm going to be an actor' (Me) 'How 'bout you just spend your life at uni?' (Annie) 'Maybe i will'
Laura- 'Oh I'm sure she didnt mean it... and you guys didnt cut me off' (Me) 'Oh I'm sorry... i dont know my lines'
Lissa- 'Hey Bianca Laura and Tasha aren't here, so what do you say too us...?' (Me) 'HELLO! Popette is still here'
Bianca- 'MR. Just give us the damn test results!'
Tasha- 'Yeah, i'll be up' (The next day) (Me) 'Tasha you wanna open the door? it's cold' (five minutes later) 'Tasha open the door' (Afew minutes later) 'Tasha open the farking door!' 'Stuff it' (calls) (hangs up) (door opens) 'Th-thank yo-you!'
Laura- 'Mr. People do live on antartica' (Mr.) 'No they don't' (Me) 'Yes they do Mr. Because they are living and they are there, because otherwise they have to be deading there, and I've never heard of people deading somewhere, or even the word deading' (Mr.) 'Yeah alright i'll give you that' (Laura) 'Shame foo' (All of us) 'What?' (Laura) 'Nothing!' (later in drama) 'Mrs. you said we could act out a fairytale' (Mrs.) 'Let me read it first' (Laura) 'Okay' (Mrs. reads it) (Mrs.) 'No i dont think so' (Laura) 'You bitch' (all of us) 'What?' (Laura) 'nothing?'
(Not exact wordding but too the point)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Jammylmd. Musiclvr320, F29DWNxluverx4, oxlovelyxo, xoxojonasbrothersluva101xoxo, mamaXUnicorn, ~liveindreamland1- MySupermanJoeDJDangaa, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul.

ROCKPAPERSCISSORS: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
I stole this from Banxie, who i think stole it from someone else

1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7. You are unique and special.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.

12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.

14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.

If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Grace Coffey

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Graizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Rimu Place

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Cofgrvin

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Red L&P

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rfiiejy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Mary

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Rosie

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a heart half scarred into my hand from my friend scratching it in with a pen

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of horses, a picture from my friend Annie (took her a year to draw it for me) and a quote

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yeah

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Umm whatever reflects my mood at the time

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Umm i can't be bothered getting up to see the picture in my parents room with all the info

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? My fantasy world to be true (smile)

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Everyone that I love that left my life (alive and otherwise)

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my fantasy world, LotR trillogy books (I'd die without them), Cellphones (all 4 of them), TV and money (got none at the moment but still prized)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Umm can't remember, had to measure it like over 5 times this year

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Depends on how I'm feeling at the time

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Umm Lissa (When she said i couldnt read her story)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Umm, pass

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond hair, Blue/Green eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Umm changes

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat-lovers

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate!!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Eh- No but my cat did

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A little doll that i dont really remember, i lost it in a store when i was like 2 or something then i got to more and still have them, well one, my mum gave the other away

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Hell yeah

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Umm no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? JayJays (wait thats a store) oh fuckit, Jayjays

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yus

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Cat, her name is Rosie and she annoys the hell out of me from time to time

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sounds a hell of a lot like what I would do

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You just tell them

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 21

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Not fussed

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My home number

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think they are everything, and mock me because I'm not 'cool'

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Umm never been so yeah, live in NZ

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Well maybe it's called emotions

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Oh yeah, and am related to one, and the other is a step-cousin(whatever) and i almost got to meet the Legend of the Seeker cast, (But am not bringing up the past) (oh see you hit me where it hurts cause now I'm uspet about it again, stupid autograph line cutting off 5 people in front of me, sniffles)

37. FIRST JOB? Nevr had one, parents think i should get one though, even though I'm only 13

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yup and then played a game and the card said 'ever prank called anyone in this room' we were prank calling someone at the time

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Around friends, Fuck yeah! it's a very bad habbit, that i have learned to switch out of when I am around family or adults

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Stealing from other people's profiles, listening to music, watching the Great Kiwi Christmas Comedy Gala.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Ah no

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Being annoying

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No my friend just got some though

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Clothes and money, a party

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None so far

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Middle names yes, otherwise no

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Sunsilk

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I HATE my handwriting with a passion

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Umm, pass, dont care

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Biting tongue, rambling, swearing aaround friends, laughing for no reason, randomly start crying, etc.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Umm, there's jsut to many

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? NO! Not at all, at least not really to me, I don't spend hours trying to find the perfect top, or do my make-up(dont wear any) so no

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listen to music, read a book, read Fanfic, type on laptop, breathe a hell of a lot, ramble, swear, punch something, clench my fists (and this is all at the same time)

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Tasha's house, my old care-takers house (Daren, she's like my second mum)

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Which one? cause I have like 4 phones and they all have different contacts

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No my brother was though

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All the time

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A guy who doesnt care 'bout looks, loves and understands me, takes care of me and doesn't care when I fawn over him

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Garce, Gace, Gracey, Rache, Racheal, Grass,

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? EVANESCENCE!!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? 7 Days, Outrageous Fortune, the Jackey Brown Diaries

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? My what?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate, Chocolate Eclir

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Hell yeah

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last year, nah just afew weeks ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is number 64, there no number 59 though

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I not allowed to drive

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't give, I'm just bored

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The Great Kiwi Christmas Comedy Gala

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? That they exist

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Evanescence~ whisper, it makes me wonder why it's such a loud song when it's called whisper and it makes me think about my life

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? According to my friend we don't hate people, we just dislike them very passionatly, so I passionatly dislike my brother and those up themselves girls in my class who think they know and own everything

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December, it means the year's nearly over and it also means Christmas

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquires (um can't spell)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown between light and dark, with natural red high-lights

86. EYE COLOR? Greeny-blue eyes, more green than blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Burger King

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Nope

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Am still watching the GALA!!

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 31st December

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? None

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Umm breakfast at Burger King

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Fuck do you not listen? I dont have a car cause i cant drive

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing!! Nada!! Ran out!!

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Drooling/fawning all over someone, but no-one knows (phew) hehe

Okay at the start of 5 december 2009 this profile only went up to the relationship status, but now, it's yay long os yeah

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Fuck. Child. Abuse. MAKE IT STOP!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

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