| Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. |
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings. Graceyland is a peaceful place, where no-one is bullied, upset or screaming inside. Those who shatter the peace, deserve no mercy and shall receive none, for they dared enter a land of peace and have brought evil with them. If your intention be to destroy the peace, I suggest you leave now, otherwise there is no turning back. (In other-words, as my friend pointed out, if you destroy the peace, I will kill you, because as the creator and protector of Graceyland it is my job to uphold the peace, if you destroy the peace, than there is no peace for me to uphold and I can kill you, because peace can not return until you are dead. Love you long time Laura-Ra-Ra, keep the wolves and foxes prowling) On a brighter note! Welcome to Graceyland, please step carefully or you will find it hard to dodge the muses and spelling mistakes, that inhabit this wonderful, neutral land, no stealing the muses (they have enough vacation time as it is), no flaming. If you come back, feel free to PM. Grace says "Hi!" Back to not bright! You wanna know why i love living more in a fantasy world than the real one? Because in my fantasy i can be whatever i want to be, i can be me, i can live and be free, i can do what i want without people telling me that the world doesnt revolve around me and that somehow someway someone someplace somewhere in the world is suffering worse than a spoiled rotten, book worm teenage girl, i can see things how i want to see them not how others wish for me to, i can let my guard down just a little bit and be happy, i can be okay with the real me rather than the pride filled, i-don't-care-what-you-say-bout-me, happy ruse i am forced to wear each day, i can be alive with the fact that happiness is always with me, i can see the real world in a different light and know that maybe it's not so bad, i can stop lying to myself and listen to the truth my heart screams at me every moment that i lie. I ALREADY KNOW THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND ME, I ALREADY KNOW THAT SOMEONE IS ALWAYS SUFFERING MORE THAN ME, I ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM SPOILED, BUT ISN'T THERE A SAYING 'YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT UNTIL IT'S GONE'? I WILL KEEP WANTING MORE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY LOST ANYTHING, I ALREADY KNOW THAT NO-BODY'S PERFECT, I ALREADY KNOW THE SECRET TO NOT GETTING HURT 'STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORD'S 'ILL NEVER HURT ME' IT'S TRUE, YOU JUST GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT, I ALREADY KNOW THAT LIVING REQUIRES PURPOSE, I ALREADY KNOW THAT OUR WORLD IS CRAP, I ALREADY KNOW THAT LYING IS BAD, I DON'T NEED YOU TO CONFIRM MY FEARS WITH REALITY, I JUST DON'T!! FANTASY IS A PLACE OF PEACE, A PLACE TO RELAX AND FIND SANITY, NOT A PLACE TO BE YELLED AT MERCYLESSLY AND TOLD YOU ARE A LOSER WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, THAT'S WHAT THE REAL WORLD'S FOR, LEAVE ME AND MY FANTASY ALONE!! Your opinion doesn't matter to me in the slightest, because I don't care if I am not what you want, where, in the process of life, is it written that I have to care and be what you in all your glory want me to be? Exactly it's not there is it? On an even brighter note than before! I have a slight obsession with LOTR, bordering on insanity, I mean just look at my favourite stories list, hehe Racheal is being optimistic and saying that HER technology hates her, while Grace is being pessimistic (like always) and saying that ALL technology hates her, and Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. is too busy gallivanting all around Middle Earth to even notice. Back to not really bright! PS: dudes i am Dyslexic don't mock my crap spelling okay shesh and i can read better then most thank you to the people i always meet who say isn't dyslexia where you can't read, there are different types, idiots shesh i swear they are saying that to a dyslexic who has been dyslexic for a very long time a dyslexic who even had tests to see if she was dyslexic i mean what the hell i think a dyslexic would know more about them being dyslexic better than those who didn't even notice. woe i rambled on there i do that alot. Both Racheal and Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. jump on Grace "It's a profile, not a freaken chat room!" they both yell at her, Grace pushes them off and smiles innocently "Right i knew that, i did, i really, really did!" she says trying to disappear Real Name: Grace The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor! Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name." Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. 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If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes. Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman. A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them. When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. People like you are the reason why people like me need medication. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Even if the voices aren't real, they got some great ideas. Your just jealous cuz the voices dont talk to YOU! Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone. Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow. Living your life is more important than making a living. A friend... tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN! FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. This is the oath of a TURE FRIEND! 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Memories of my friends in 2009, first year at Alfriston College, LOVE YOU GUYS, EVEN IF YOU DID MAKE ME A BIT INSANE! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Jammylmd. Musiclvr320, F29DWNxluverx4, oxlovelyxo, xoxojonasbrothersluva101xoxo, mamaXUnicorn, ~liveindreamland1- MySupermanJoeDJDangaa, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul. ROCKPAPERSCISSORS: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you 1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way. 3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. 5. You mean the world to someone. 6. If not for you, someone may not be living. 7. You are unique and special. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you. 12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks. 13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy. 14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are. If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Grace Coffey 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Graizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Dragon 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Rimu Place 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Cofgrvin 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Red L&P 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rfiiejy 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Mary 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Rosie If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a heart half scarred into my hand from my friend scratching it in with a pen 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of horses, a picture from my friend Annie (took her a year to draw it for me) and a quote 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yeah 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Umm whatever reflects my mood at the time 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Umm i can't be bothered getting up to see the picture in my parents room with all the info 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? My fantasy world to be true (smile) 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Everyone that I love that left my life (alive and otherwise) 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my fantasy world, LotR trillogy books (I'd die without them), Cellphones (all 4 of them), TV and money (got none at the moment but still prized) 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Umm can't remember, had to measure it like over 5 times this year 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Depends on how I'm feeling at the time 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Umm Lissa (When she said i couldnt read her story) 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Umm, pass 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond hair, Blue/Green eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Umm changes 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat-lovers 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate!! 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Eh- No but my cat did 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A little doll that i dont really remember, i lost it in a store when i was like 2 or something then i got to more and still have them, well one, my mum gave the other away 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Hell yeah 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Umm no 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? JayJays (wait thats a store) oh fuckit, Jayjays 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yus 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Cat, her name is Rosie and she annoys the hell out of me from time to time 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sounds a hell of a lot like what I would do 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You just tell them 30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 21 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Not fussed 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My home number 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think they are everything, and mock me because I'm not 'cool' 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Umm never been so yeah, live in NZ 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Well maybe it's called emotions 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Oh yeah, and am related to one, and the other is a step-cousin(whatever) and i almost got to meet the Legend of the Seeker cast, (But am not bringing up the past) (oh see you hit me where it hurts cause now I'm uspet about it again, stupid autograph line cutting off 5 people in front of me, sniffles) 37. FIRST JOB? Nevr had one, parents think i should get one though, even though I'm only 13 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yup and then played a game and the card said 'ever prank called anyone in this room' we were prank calling someone at the time 39. DO YOU SWEAR? Around friends, Fuck yeah! it's a very bad habbit, that i have learned to switch out of when I am around family or adults 40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Stealing from other people's profiles, listening to music, watching the Great Kiwi Christmas Comedy Gala. 41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Ah no 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Being annoying 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No my friend just got some though 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Clothes and money, a party 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None so far 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Middle names yes, otherwise no 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Sunsilk 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I HATE my handwriting with a passion 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Umm, pass, dont care 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Biting tongue, rambling, swearing aaround friends, laughing for no reason, randomly start crying, etc. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Umm, there's jsut to many 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yes. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? NO! Not at all, at least not really to me, I don't spend hours trying to find the perfect top, or do my make-up(dont wear any) so no 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listen to music, read a book, read Fanfic, type on laptop, breathe a hell of a lot, ramble, swear, punch something, clench my fists (and this is all at the same time) 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Tasha's house, my old care-takers house (Daren, she's like my second mum) 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Which one? cause I have like 4 phones and they all have different contacts 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No my brother was though 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All the time 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A guy who doesnt care 'bout looks, loves and understands me, takes care of me and doesn't care when I fawn over him 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Garce, Gace, Gracey, Rache, Racheal, Grass, 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? EVANESCENCE!! 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? 7 Days, Outrageous Fortune, the Jackey Brown Diaries 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? My what? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate, Chocolate Eclir 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Hell yeah 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last year, nah just afew weeks ago 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is number 64, there no number 59 though 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I not allowed to drive 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't give, I'm just bored 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The Great Kiwi Christmas Comedy Gala 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? That they exist 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Evanescence~ whisper, it makes me wonder why it's such a loud song when it's called whisper and it makes me think about my life 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? According to my friend we don't hate people, we just dislike them very passionatly, so I passionatly dislike my brother and those up themselves girls in my class who think they know and own everything 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December, it means the year's nearly over and it also means Christmas 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquires (um can't spell) 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown between light and dark, with natural red high-lights 86. EYE COLOR? Greeny-blue eyes, more green than blue 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Burger King 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Nope 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Am still watching the GALA!! 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 31st December 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? None 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Umm breakfast at Burger King 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Fuck do you not listen? I dont have a car cause i cant drive 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing!! Nada!! Ran out!! 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Drooling/fawning all over someone, but no-one knows (phew) hehe Okay at the start of 5 december 2009 this profile only went up to the relationship status, but now, it's yay long os yeah Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I'm starting to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Fuck. Child. Abuse. MAKE IT STOP! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. | |||||||
1. Meaningless storys with, no value to any but meRandom stories for lyrics i liked, rating may change depending on moodLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Published: 11-28-092. How high to hit rock bottom?More of a song than a poem, about Legolas's limits to please his fatherLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 11-13-09 - Legolas3. Life reviewsThis is just a small thing that came from the heart, it has nothing what so ever with Middle earth, at least not yet, the next chapters will be about middle earth, but this is just something that i wanted to put at the head of my story, flames are ignoredLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-094. Love in despair » reviewsWill King Thranduil die, seeing his son smile as he stabs him in the back, and just stand there smiling as his life's blood spills, does he die seeing those eyes filled with fire, or does a special someone force him back, and save the child griefLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - Thranduil & Legolas5. An eternal bond » reviewsset after sauron is defeated, Aragorn is perced with an arrow and even withit out he is dying can Legolas figure out what is killing him or will their friendship end with hurtful words and betrayal, t rating cause i couldnt think straightLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 5-10-09 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete6. Haldir the March warden » reviewshaldir must save his kiddnapped family and call them from the dead but will he soon join themLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 5-3-09 - Haldir - Complete