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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sonny with a Chance. HEEEEEEEY! Whats up everybody? Yes, yes, I know ur all wondering if I'm really a Twilight freak. The answer is, drumroll plz...YES! I can barely go 1 conversation without it somehow ending up at the topic of Twilight! Crazy, ain't I? Well that's me! Anyway heres a little bit more info about ur fav author (jk =D)! ANNOUNCEMENT!! If you like mermaids, then check out my new story, Easier Said Than Done, on FictionPress Name Age Fav Books Fav Movies Fav Food Likes Dislikes Flairs Edward Cullen Story Links Twisted Love Ch. 4- The bedrooms- Here Ch. 6- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 6- Alice's Outfit- Here Ch. 6- Rosalie's Outfit- Here Ch. 6- Bella's P.J.s- Here The Little Mermaid Bella's 'skirt'-Ch. 2- Here Stupid Mike! Ch. 1- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 2- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 3- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 4- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 5- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 6- Bella's Outfit- Here Ch. 7- Bella's Outfit #1- Here Ch. 7- Alice's Outfit- Here Ch. 7- Rosalie's Outfit- Here Ch. 7- Bella's Outfit #2- Here In A Moment of Great Passion Ch. 2- Sonny's Outfit- Here Someone out there either has too much DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, Tinatheturtle,doubletime twins, Sparkly-Vampire-Wannabe OK. So you all know that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, right? Well, unless life gives you sugar and water, too, your lemonade's gonna SUCK! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I am crazy A poem by, Sparkly-Vampire-Wannabe If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile 98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile (I got my friends addicted 2!) If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If, whenever you see the name "Edward" or "Cullen" you have a screaming frenzy and faint, copy and paste this into your profile If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile If you are a Twilight crazed fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen) Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug... █████████████████ 100 (percent) Vampire █████████████████ 100 (percent) Twilight Fan █████████████████ 100 (percent) TEAM EDWARD! If you have ever tripped over air and expected Edward to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...) If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, Deidara's Twin, Sparkly-Vampire0Wannabe 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope. My name is Sarah. I can't speak at all He slaps me and hits me Murdered me. Stop. The maddness... Let people know about these cruel actions taking place in our world today. Everyday, thousands of children are killed from child abuse. We can be the ones to stop it. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying : "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you. I hear your silence loud and clear. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... They say that guns dont kill people. People kill people. But I highly doubt that if a person ran up to someone and yelled "BANG!" that anyone would die. No, I think guns help... A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite? A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn and Twilight How long did it take you to read the books? Idk. A little over 2 weeks maybe... Who introduced you to the books My friend Samantha. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? My uncle bought me the whole set for my birthday! Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Well, I own Breaking Dawn and the movie, so Midnight Sun. What's your dream ending to the series? The Volturi die, and they can all have a happily ever after. Favorites: Edward Who's your favorite vampire? Edward Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth is awesome What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!" Bella, Eclipse Not that I hate Jacob, but that's just funny! "This hostage stuff is fun!" Alice, Eclipse. What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? When they're in the meadow in Twilight. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Jacob kissed her, she punched him and yelled, "You pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!" Again, it was just funny. Bella broke her wrist! Using Jacob, then just leaving him in the dust. Tsk, tsk, tsk. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When they're racing to Italy to save Edward. What was your favorite adventure/battle? When Edward killed James. Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon. Are these books among your favorite books of all? .Among? They are my favorite books of all! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight! New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Well, I own Breaking Dawn, so Midnight Sun! Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? I got the movie, Midnight Sun! The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? I got both. So, does it really matter now? Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob Edward. No matter how much I wish he were mine... Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Jacob. Bella or Alice? Alice. Alice or Jacob? Alice. Rosalie or Alice? Alice. Jasper or Alice? Alice Jasper or Edward? Edward Carlisle or Esme? TIE! Emmett or Jasper TIE! Emmett or Jacob? Emmett! Bella or Rosalie TIE! Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? TIE! Who's the better villian: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? VAMPIRES! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? It was impossible NOT to know about the movie in my school! Are you excited? I have the movie now, and I LOVE it! What do you think of the casting so far? Perfect! Are you going to go see it? Well, if I have the movie I think that means I already saw it! =D Planning on going with anyone in particular? I only saw the movie when I bought it at Wal-Mart! So I guess that's a no! Do you think it will stay true to the book? It stays true to the book, but I wish it didn't cut out the meadow scene. I mean, there's a little bit of the meadow, but only like, a minute or 2. YOUR REAL NAME: Hannah 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Teal Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Ruha Hartford 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Gatorade 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Akhuhztje (Have 3 siblings. First letter is brother's, second is sister's, third is other brother's.) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Denise 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ginger List Your Favorite 12 Twilight Characters 1-Edward 2-Alice 3- Renesmee 4-Emmett 5-Jasper 6-Esme 7-Carlisle 8- Rosalie 9-Angela 10- Seth 11- Jacob 12- Bella 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Esme/Jacob? Nope! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Emmett? Smokin' hot! 3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? Renesmee getting Emmett pregnant? Jacob would be ticked! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Angela? Don't think so... 5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Alice/Jacob? NO! Vamps and werewolves just don't fit like that! 6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Jasper/Rosalie or Jasper/Seth...I'mma go with Jasper/Rosalie! 7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? What would hapen if Edward walked in on Jasper and Esme having sex? You know, I don't wanna know! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Renesmee/Seth? One day, Jacob goes to visit Billy, and Renesmee got lonely. Seth comes and plays with her. What crazy stuff will this crazy duo get into? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Carlise/Bella? The Doctor, And The Damsel in Distress. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Emmett to de-flower Edward? Edward and Emmett were wrestling, and Edward won. Emmett knows that Edward read his mind to know what moves he was gonna make. Now, Emmett, with Bella's help is going to weasle the truth out of Edward. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Does anyone on my friends list read Renesmee het? What the crap is het?! 13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? ARGH! WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD?! 14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Rosalie?? Beauty From Pain by Superchick. Perfect, right? 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Edward/Esme/Bella? WARNING: ESME TANTRUMS AND BROKEN HEADBOARDS. 16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? A pick up line from Edward to Alice? "Should I come down there, or do you want to come up here?" 17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five Jasper? I don't remember 18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)." "Edward and Carlisle are in a happy relationship until Angela runs off with Emmett. Edward, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Jacob and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Jasper and finds true love with Renesmee." Ok...Odd...Why is Edward gay, and why does he find true love in his daughter?! NOT RIGHT! But this was so funny! Scary-a.. thing.. there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers His fingers going up me; pulling away No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him His friend; pulling at my nightie I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? They smile at one another; laugh to I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I stare into his eyes; that look upon me Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa "Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" He puts my nightie on me "Night sweet Girl; You are my life" I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up But one night daddy took it too far I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back I begged daddy "Please no more!" He went back into the car and pulled out a bat Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Done with that? 1. You are in love with this person. Test where you set your iPod or whatever or shuffle, and you answer the questions with the song titles. And, NO CHEATING, no matter how weird it may sound. XD 1. How does the world see me? 2. Will I have a happy life? 3. What do people really think of me? 4. Do people secretly lust after me? 5. How can I make others happy? 6. How can I make myself myself happy? 7. What should I do with my life? 8. Will I ever have children? 9. What is some good advice for me? 10. What do I think my current theme song is? 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? 12. What song will play at my funeral? 13. What type of men/women do you like? 14. What is my day going to be like? 15. Why am I here? 16. What will people remember me for? 17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? 18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? 19. What will thus year be all about? 20. If you ever reach the top of Mount Everest, you would sream: 21. The next time you get u in front of a group of people, you would say: 22. Your message to the world: 23. Your deepest secret: 24. Your innermost desire: 25. Your oldest memory makes you think: 26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: 27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: 28. Right now your feelings are: 29. The day you will fall in love will be the day: 30. You describe your best friend as: 31. Your friends desribe you as: 32. In an elevator, you are most likely to: 33. Your philosophy in life is: 34. Your farewell message to the readers of this: | |||||||||||
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