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Currently In-Progress:

Know Your Enemy: Chapter Seven is up! Chapter Eight shouldn't be too far behind. For now, read, review, and enjoy!

So, what does everyone think of Sandy Sommers, or Agnes, as we have found out her real name is? She definitely has something up her sleeve, and I can't wait to see what it is! She reminds me a little of Carly from GH. First of all, she has a little bit of a past and a plan, like Carly did. Also, despite the fact that she's about to be carrying someone else's baby, she can't kick her junk food addiction, just like Carly couldn't that whole nine months. The only thing I don't like is that her and Whip are cousins. Are you serious, B&B writers?! Did you even look at a single bit of archived footage from GH? Sarah Brown and Rick Hearst have AMAZING chemistry, and you're letting it go to waste? Oh well. It is a soap. Maybe it will be revealed that she and Whip aren't really related, and then something can happen. Anyway, any thoughts on Sandy, er, Agnes, and her mysterious baggage? What's with the teddy bear shrine, huh? I hope we find out soon!

Manifesting Ideas:

What If: What if Maria Zacchara didn't die? How would Anthony's, Johnny's, and Claudia's lives be different? A one-shot of what could have been.

Death And All His Friends: If You Found Me and Know Your Enemy work out, this will be the third installment in the Adriana series. I keep getting more ideas for her. Beware: this may never end.

Family Business: Based off of some characters from Lisa Scottoline's books, what if Mary DiNunzio hadn't had the abortion? What would her life be like? I don't know if this will be a one-shot or not. I'm trying to come up with a plot line.

Square One: Ian Devlin shot Michael, right? Or did he? What if there was another gunman in that warehouse that awful night?

When Lucius Met Minerva: This is an inside joke between me and a few friends after we saw Peter Pan (not the cartoon version) and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. If you don't get it, don't worry; it's one of those "you had to be there" moments.

Twisted Logic: The pending fourth installment to the Adriana series.

Use Somebody: What if Jason and Claudia had gone through with their marriage?

My Skin: Oh yeah. There's gonna be a fifth one.

Cinderella: A Naudia idea I had. Still thinking about it...

Run This Town: Number Six

How To Save A Life: Seven

Russian Roulette: A poem about Claudia looking back on her life after Michael visciously and unnecessarily whacked her over the head with an axe. I am not a poet, so don't judge me.

Maybe I'm Dreaming: Claudia visits the dreams of everyone who has affected her life in one way or another.

The Unrated: While doing the play The Uninvited for my school, my friends in the cast and I discovered some pretty gross subliminal messages in the script. This idea comes from all the inside jokes made during rehersals and during the actual show.

Warning Sign: #8

Adriana Brown Series:

You Found Me: Adriana is in Port Charles with her parents, but on their last night in town, tragedy strikes. Adriana is forced to accept a new family, one with flaws aplenty. While she learns about herself, she encounters a cold-blooded killer who will stop at nothing to hide his guilt.

Know Your Enemy: Things are going as well as can be expected for Adriana as she become adjusted to Port Charles. But after a near-death incident on the pier, she finds herself attracted to Kyle Cabalo, a boy with a plan that will tear Adriana's life apart. As Adriana distances herself from her friends and family, she becomes too close with Kyle, causing her to question her own morals and sanity. But it's not until she's faced with a moral dilemma that she'll finally start seeing herself for who she's become.

About Me:

While I really am not a fascinating person, I've finally decided to put a little "About Me" section in my profile. I believe that my readers have some right to know who is writing these stories.

I am not a big TV junkie, but I do have my shows. My new favorite soap is The Bold and the Beautiful. I did used to watch General Hospital, but TIIC killed off Claudia, my favorite character, so I refuse to watch anymore. However, I am still writing GH fanfiction because I still have many ideas that won't rest. I have other television shows that I like as well. I like The Office, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Community, Saturday Night Live, The Soup, Chelsea Lately, and Dancing With The Stars.

I don't really have a favorite movie. My friends and I are obsessed with this '80s cult classic called The Pirate Movie, but that's probably the only movie I'll watch more than three times. But I love going to the movies. Most of the good movies I've seen we watch in school. In my ninth grade Western Civilization class, we watched Braveheart and Schindler's List, as well as those corny History Channel movies about King Henry VIII and King Louis XVI. I love History Channel movies. I know, I'm a nerd.

When it comes to books, I'll read almost anything. I don't like Chick Lit that much, though. It puts me to sleep. I love the Harry Potter books, and have read all of them at least seven times. My favorite author is Lisa Scottoline. She writes legal thrillers that I just can't get enough of. I am also a fan of The Kite Runner, which I had to read for school.

So many favorite musicians, I don't know where to start! Well, Coldplay is definitely the best, but there's also Jack Johnson, The Fray, Oasis, The Verve, The Wallflowers, OneRepublic, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2, The Killers, Counting Crows, The Postal Service, The Goo Goo Dolls, Keane, Augustana, Death Cab For Cutie, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Snow Patrol, Jet, Maroon 5, Weezer, Aqualung, Radiohead, Moby, David Gray, Mat Kearney, Third Eye Blind, and Smashing Pumpkins.

I have many hobbies as well. First and foremost is dancing. I've been dancing since I was four years old, and I love it! I've also been playing piano for awhile. I actually taught myself, but now I take lessons, because I believe they will make me better. I LOVE writing. Besides fan fiction, I write my own stories. I'm considering posting them, but I'm not sure. I also love to read and hang out with my friends.

Well, that's about it for me. Told you I wasn't that interesting. But now you know a little bit more about x0clairedelunex0.

REST IN PEACE: Claudia Antonia Zacchara Corinthos (January 31, 2008-November 4, 2009)

My Favorite Claudia Moments:

"Hey, Batman."

Ric: "You don't trust me, either." Claudia: "Yeah, well, you know."

Trevor: "How the hell could I get you to love me that much?" Claudia: "You could drop dead."

"Can I get a little room here, please?"

Claudia: "You call her Popsicle?" Luke: "When she's bad, I call her Spanky Buns." Claudia: "What does she call you?"

"The girl's crazy, Jason. If she asked you for a razor blade, would you give it to her?"

"Can I ask you a question? How is it that an obviously handsome, smart, ambitious guy like yourself is working as a glorified murse for my dad?"

"You actually believe that she accidentally got pregnant with a baby that she wanted and you didn't? For a brain surgeon, you're not very bright."

Carly: "He missed. Why is he gonna wait around for Jason to shoot back?" Claudia: "Why don't you go out there and see if he's waiting to take another shot?"

"Standing next to her isn't gonna make her lose her baby."

"I've had just about all I can stomach of you for one day."

"You can go straight to hell."

"Is this really as bad as it sounds? Your sister might be a whack job and she's in love with my brother?"

"Okay, look, if you're more of the enforcer than the idea man, that's alright 'cause I have enough ideas for the both of us."

Nikolas: "What's going on here?" Claudia: "I just saved her ass."

"Why don't you--can you do something please? Make yourself useful for a change? Or do I need to bring in someone younger and hungrier like your son?"

"You know, I would be happy to throw in a couple of c-notes if you'll, uh, hurry it up."

Jason: "I'm sorry. I'll try and help you find someone else to do this job." Claudia: "Oh, it's no problem. Really, it's fine. I feel terrible. You should've told me you couldn't work anymore 'cause you were crippled."

"Yeah, Carly. I jumped in with you guys so we could all get shot."

Robin: "I don't think he needs your help." Claudia: "Relax. I can see why you would be threatened."

Trevor: "What's goin' on?" Claudia: "Oh, I thought you'd been demoted to butler the way you've been hovering around me."

Carly: "You're going to Sonny's wedding?" Claudia: "I wouldn't miss it. You too, huh?"

Claudia: "Consider it an act of kindness." Ric: "I don't do kindness." Claudia: "I don't either. We're gonna fake it together, okay?"

Patrick: "Get back in bed." Claudia: "Yeah? Why, you wanna get in with me?" Patrick: "Hardly." Claudia: "Hmm, your mouth says 'no' but your eyes say 'bring it.'"

Ric: "Hey, make yourself at home." Claudia: "Well, you got stood up. Might as well do a little business."

"Come and get me skinny bitch. I can't wait to kick your ass."

"You'd be able to get the dress in time for the wedding? Oh, thank you so much! See, the whole wedding thing was sort of last minute and--yeah, no, I just really appreciate it--gotta go. Um, I, I take it didn't go so well, the visit with Lulu?"

"But I do like how Popsicle there uses Lulu as a cover for being jealous of me."

Patrick: "You got some place to go?" Claudia: "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. In case you've been livin' under a rock, my brother is on trial. I have to be in court."

"You are as cold and as dumb as I thought you were."

Sonny: "Interesting choice of companion you got there. Hi, Claudia." Claudia: "Hi. Uh, congratulations on your wedding. I hope you won't die of boredom."

Claudia: "You know, let me just remind you, I was the one who called out the warning shot, okay, so anybody wants to throw a 'thank you' my way..." Carly: "Your timing was a little too perfect. How do we know you didn't set this whole thing up?" Claudia: "Oh, yeah, because being in the line of fire is so much fun, isn't it?"

Police Officer: "No clear indication of which driver was at fault." Sonny: "She was." Claudia: "He was."

"Well, why don't you strip search me, but make it fast, 'cause I'm goin' in to see my brother."

"What's up there, doc? Am I gonna live?"

Ric: "Well, strange thing. Uh, Logan Hayes was murdered last night." Claudia: "Yeah, so?"

"I'm gonna finish getting dressed now, so you can leave. Or, you know, if you'd like to watch... Although that does seem a little adventurous for one of you."

"But, see, I would never let a man do all the dirty work for me. What fun would that be?"

"I know, and you're full of gratitude and admiration for me, and I need to take advantage of the situations as they come."

"Listen, if you need any additional surgeries, um, I could make a call for ya. Someone at one of the New York hospitals could take care of that. I wouldn't let some of the doctors at General touch me."

"Old Spanky Buns there certainly has a flair for the dramatics, doesn't she?"

Carly: "Well, I will see you at the wedding." Claudia: "Indeed."

"Oh, good, you got an eyeful. I'm blowin' this popsicle stand."

"Okay, you know what, I admit it. I set the whole thing up because I wanted Jason dead. Oh, but why didn't I let the sniper drop him?"

"Do you really wanna go to the social event of the year without a date? Or were you planning on bringing Miss Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Trevor: "Claudia, did you know that Logan Hayes was stabbed and dumped on the sidewalk. Yes or no?" Claudia: "No. What? No. What is the big deal? Why do you need them here to ask me questions about some dead wheelchair pusher?"

YOU WILL BE MISSED.