| The Slinky Master |
Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Count of Monte Cristo, and Left 4 Dead. COLLEEN IS HERE RIGHT NOW!! Ha, Brianna saw her profile. She is also here. She says, "Colleen, you SUCK." ) Brianna is a kind friend. I STARTED PLAYING LEFT 4 DEAD AND I LOVE IT :D ... my favorite is Smoker cause he freaks me out the most- (well besides Boomer but he's just plainly a creeper) AND YEAH IM ADDICTED :D! Oh yeah and I don't really like any of the survivors except for Louis I guess cause he's bald and all... but yeahhh... ONCE AGAIN SMOKER FOREVER :D! So! Without further ado: ... my incredibly short profile. ALSO: Teachers of mine if u r reading this, you should be on Kingdom-of-Tj reading initiations right now! So, GO GO GO! QUOTES : 'Curses!' snull 'You're ... unique children.' fleedman in reference to colleen and i 'Come here blacky!' Rachel 'WHERE BE THE EGGNOG?!' colleen 'ironman ironman ironman!' 'COUNTE OF MONTE CRISTO!' sam and i 'nah twitch nah tiwtch' Frodo "Stab stab stab!" Molly (Well Molly did this, looked like a good way to kill 10 minutes... so... VIOLA!) "HELP!" 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? | |||||
1. Who Am I? » reviews'These pictures… these people … these places I used to know. The memories I have forgotten. Who was I? What was I like' A confused Smoker wondered about his past. His curiosity got to him- in some attempt to piece together his life before the infection.Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 9-3-10 - Smoker & Zoey2. Bill Nye : Episodes not released to children » reviewsWhat happened to those few episode that weren't open to children? Let's find out shall we.Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 12-11-093. The Dantés Diary reviewsWhat would've happened if Dantés had gotten his lucky life, if his friends hadn't taken revenge on him? He wouldv'e been a captain. That's what.Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 5-10-104. A merging : Lord of the Rings and Twilight » reviewsWhen Lord of the Rings and Twilight blend, Edward dies, Legolas gets checked out repeatedly, and much more... read and find out what happens when two books collide!Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 5-8-095. Reasons to Hate Twilight! reviewsTwilight sucks. You know it. Here are some reasons to hate it!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-19-106. Getting Married! reviewsEdward confesses being gay and marries Jacob. Bella's dumped like a pile of trash. How sweet! BRING ON THE FLAMES AND HATE MAIL! Unless you like it...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-18-10 - Edward & Jacob7. Brother Clan reviewsFour girls obsessed with Zelda, have brothers, and those brothers have a plan...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-098. Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Teachers » reviewsWhen four middle school students realize that one of their teachers likes Metal Gear, they flip out and decide it is time that his knowledge of the game be put to the test.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 10-7-099. Hyrule Conspiracy reviewsThey threw her into the back of the horse drawn carriage and with Malon's snap Zelda was slammed into the vehicle, tied up, confused and link no where in sight. The princess was carried away and what happened? A CONSPIRACY! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-0910. Lord of the Ring Pops » reviewsThe long beloved tale of Lord of the Rings, or not... this time a round things are...more interesting. A couple twists here and there and BOOM! A comedy designed for your entertainment. ENJOY! :Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-0911. Edward’s Curse » reviewsWhen a fan girl of Twilight meets Edward Cullen, Edward gets tied with a rope and is followed everywhere! He can't get away and is forced to walk around with the Twilight fan, Amber, following him everywhere! How much longer can he take this madness!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 5-18-0912. A merging : Super Smash Brawl and Wiifit reviewsAs we converge these two games, pure madness and insanity is the result! When they say Wiifit makes an impact... do they mean it in a GOOD way?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-09 - Complete13. A super Smash Moment reviewsMaster Hand puts together a bake sale, but- it doesn't go as planned.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete