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Author has written 24 stories for Maximum Ride, Resident Evil, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, House of Night, Chasing Yesterday series, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Kissed by an Angel series. (\_/) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Linkin_ParkParkParkPark This is From Fang's Blog. (This is SO freaking funny I promise you will lyao.) Yo, I have no choice but to respond to this. Why? Because it's funny. Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. From Jess: FANG. I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS. You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE. YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY. I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions. DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT? No, mon. DO YOU MOULT? Gross WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN? I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio." HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET? No. DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ~ANGRY? Well that's not really true... DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY? Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy? DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS? No. Again, no. DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR ~FEATHERS? I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? There are a bunch. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG? I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Max, when she showers. DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY? Not really. IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME? You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so. DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED? Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged? ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS INCLUDING YOURS? Not the Emo thing again. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast. DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? See above. DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU? Dudes don't die inside. DO YOU LIKE MAX? I like a lot of people. DO YOU LIKE ME? I think you're funny. DOES IGGY LIKE ME? Sure. DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY? No. IS IT ABOUT MAX? Ahh. No. Why do you assume I write depressing poetry? IS IT ABOUT JEB? Ahh. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? NO FREAKING COMMENT. DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL? Could I not find that comment personal? DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES? Yes, cheap ones. That would make it hard to see. DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US? Huh? DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Whatever. DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES? Mmm, Vampires. ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA? Uhh... WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY? Uhh... WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY? Yes. DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO? No. ARE YOU EMO? Whatever. DO YOU LIKE EGGS? Yes. I had them for breakfast. DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS? DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD? Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world? DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX? Eeek! HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'? hahahahahahahahahahah DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB? He's okay I guess. DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB? Definitely. CAN YOU COOK? Iggy cooks. DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? I like to eat. ARE YOU LIKE, A ~HOUSEWIFE? How on earth could I be like a housewife? DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL? My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like... WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE? We just did. WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY. DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA? I'm unda the stars. Sure. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER? TV DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Totally. OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Yes. CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER? Iggy beats me, sometimes. DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD? Not really. ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS? I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be. Fly on, Fang Sorry, but this is hilarious. Got it off another profile. Sorry if it was yours. Man: Where have you been all my life? This is something I also find funny. Thanks M333gan and Person95. Random Quotes I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Smile. It confuses people. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "You say tomato...I say fuck you." Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will. Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? does this not remind you of Max?? A short... thing... that I like. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Stupid Questions that need to be answered. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Actual Labels Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!) Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?) Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances." Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." Dog food-"new and improved tasting", (who tests it?) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...) Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" (Cause that's not the desired effect..) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!) Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" (And that would be how?) Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion.) Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (Too late! you lose!) Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." (Wow, I would have never guessed!) Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?) Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.) Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip) Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As opposed to, you know, outer space.) Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I'm curious...) Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." (But no peas?) American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...) Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Ok, raise your hand if you've tried this.) Funny things! If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!--George W. Bush Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' What's another word for thesaurus? Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop ? Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!' If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You've learned!! Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Whered it go?? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. The cops never find it as funny as you do. sayings!! Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie. Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day Best friends, its who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong. You know you live in 2008 when . . . 1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of getting up and just pushing the button on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even know that you have the ability to do your job 7.) As you keep reading this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 9.) You were to busy to notice #5 and #3 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and 3 12.) Now your thinking "I have to put this in my profile!" 13.) You put this in your profile because you fell for it and you know you did! 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when someone comes up yell, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.) -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been watching a cartoon with your little sibling and then said Ooh, I love this guy, I love this guy! Don't change the channel!about a character who just appeared, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up! Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball Truly stupid things found on other things. You know you use some of these! Don't Lie! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Now- these ones come from Lost-And-Forgotten-In-A-Dream! YOU TWO ROCK! Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map, and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh then trip me again. Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Freind: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: sits there with you in the cell and says "Damn, that was fun!" Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Calls my parents Mr. or Mrs. Best Friend: Calls them mom and dad Friend: Will comfort me when I get rejected Best Friend: Will go right up to the guy and say "It's because your gay, isn't it!?" Friend:Tells me that I will get through the long haul of homework soon Best friend: Comes to my house without asking and helps me with my progect. FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" The Greatest Friendship Poem Ever True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap… Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must become involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.. Friendship is like peeing your pants, Read this LET IT REALLY SINK IN... THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!' He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!' 'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?' He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood I choose to be in a good mood.' Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life. 'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested. 'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.' I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business.. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it. Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back. I saw him about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?' I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. 'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.' 'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked. He continued, '...the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.' 'What did you do?' I asked.. 'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.' He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. You have two choices now: 1. Ignore this and continue scrolling. 2. Copy this and paste it somewhere else for everyone to enjoy. (Considering this came from an email-) You know what I did. THE GREATEST THING EVER- http://www.familytiez.com/video/gin.htm MUSIC- Story of a Girl- 9 Days- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UyzM0KhRr0 Just Friends- Frickin A- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKLerxNrF8w Happiness Is- Verve Pipe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btvAKDZUEOE One X- Three Days Grace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pIuBEJPTJ0 Animal I have Become- Three Days Grace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwsewrrM1Mo Easier to Run- Linkin Park http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVIXSCTCeI&feature=related Don't Stay- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKry3R8J2mQ I'm Shipping Up to Boston- DropKick Murphys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDWHLDRM8k Save Tonight- Eagle Eye Cherry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiqgyG5vCKo Larry Brown- Wank (couldn't find link) Struck a nerve- Bad Religion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8XZuL7oE_A I Fly- Hayden Panettiere http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtRdI4-C-2I Scars- Papa Roach- Acoustic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04M_waTXAyw BOOKS- Maximum Ride- (James Patterson) The Two Princesses of Bamarre- (Gail Carson Leviegn) The Stone Circle- (Elizabeth Cody Kimmel) Chasing Yesterday- (Robin Wasserman) SHOWS- Doctor Who Stargate Atlantis Zoey 101 What I like About You ICarly Teen Titans Scooby Doo The Tenth Kingdom MOVIES- The Secret of Roan Inish Resident Evil Degeneration Brave Heart StarDust Race to Witch Mountain STARS- Alexander Ludwig AnnaSophia Robb Johnny Pacar ...that's it WEBSITES- http://maxandtheflock.weebly.com/ Uh...okay l8r | |||||
1. Speak » reviewsMeet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 12-22-09 - Fang & Max2. Through the Ages » reviewsMy version of Across the Ages by Sing A Song 119. Fang is dying. Fait Fate makes a deal with Max to save him, but can Max complete the challenge? Will she fall for fang in 5 other places without knowing who he is? Or will Fang die for real? Me no own MRMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-09 - Max & Fang3. A Life of Our Own » reviewsOriginally titled Flock Haven until I published the other FL. The Flock meets a girl like them and she joins them. Some things end, others begin. All they want are lives of their own, even if it means leaving others behind to get there. I do not own MR!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,897 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-09 - Fang & Max4. Flock Haven » reviewsSort of a mixed up version of the books. The Flock is a group of runaways with super powers. Lots of random moments and some stuff I heard when I lived in Ada. And 1 more thing. Is Fang going really going crazy, or is something weird going on?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,025 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Fang & Angel5. Kissed By an Angel scene reviewsIvy calls Will in the middle of the night to come get her and Philip because Gregory's trying to kill them. Will Will be there in time to rescue her?Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete6. I Don't Talk to Computers!Remake of the book about the girl and her best friend getting sucked into his computer game by a virus.Are You Afraid of the Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete7. My alterations to book one reviewsself explanitoryChasing Yesterday series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete8. Lexie vs Eric reviewsZoey's little sister is at the HON too, and things get touchy when Eric comes back! Mature for language. I wrote this with an older kid.House of Night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - Erik N. & Zoey R. - Complete9. The Potter Twins »Malfoy is a good guy, Fred and George are nice, Harry is a jerk, and there's another Potter. Things really get mixed up when Harry Potter's twin Alexa joins the scene!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,049 - Published: 7-23-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.10. Maximum Evil Goes to Oklahoma »Maximum Ride House of Night Resident Evil Chaos!Crossover - Resident Evil & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,749 - Published: 7-23-09 - Leon S. K. & Fang11. Ten Songs reviewstake an mp3 player. Set it on random. Write a story for each song. YOU MUST STOP @ END OF SONG!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-09 - Angel & Nudge - Complete12. Love Triangle » reviewsFang Lissa Max's Pain Max Fang ?Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Fang & Max - Complete13. On the Beach With Ari Remake reviewsFang breaks a rib when he and Ari fight. Book one.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-09 - Fang & Max - Complete14. Raven's Capture » reviewsRaven gets captured by Slade and Jinx. But why?Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete15. Leon's Daughter » reviewsEveryone with a brain knows that Leon Scott Kennedy has yet to have a weakness. What if he did and it was in the form of a smart mouthed, thirteen year old brunette girl?Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Leon S. K. & Claire R.16. The Flock Goes Bad ReligionThe Flock makes a punk band!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Published: 6-1-09 - Fang & Max - Complete17. The Dream World reviewsWhat if the School tried to find out if the Flock fit into real life? Very odd and involves rock concert in OKC on May 29, 2009Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Max & Jeb B. - Complete18. The Best I Ever Had » reviewsMax's expiration date shows up. Flock dealing with it. Faxness involved.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - Max - Complete19. Fang's Playlist reviewsA random thing I wrote one day. About Fang and Max going to a DANCE together and then Fang making a play list for their relationship without even realizing it. ONE SHOT!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - Fang & Max - Complete20. Max and Fang Having it Out reviewsMy new version where Fang isn't a jerk to Max over Ari, but instead they have it out loudly over his multiple personalities. Also involves Angel, some darts, and a whole lot of screaming.TOTAL FAX STORY!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - Fang & Max - Complete21. Max's Baby Girl reviewsIt's all in one document so this is a one shot. Hope you like it, please review. Pleaseth?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Fang & Max - Complete22. Math Class reviewsI wrote this one day during recess while thinking about Math Class. Don’t ask how math and this story are involved w/ each other because I do not know!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Max & Fang - Complete23. Fang's Sorrow Continuation from Deviant Art Story! » reviewsMy own personal continuation since the real author didn't finish it. NOT THE REAL FANG'S SORROW- JUST THE NEW ENDING! However, link for the original story is provided.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Fang & Max - Complete24. The Years Gone By » reviewsFang goes into a coma. That's all you need to know to realize how awesome it is! I OWN NOTHING!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete
