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since: 05-03-09, id: 1922612, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 7 stories for Seussical, Charles Dickens, Harry Potter, Into the Woods, Phone Booth, and Doctor Who.

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I have been diagnosed with Authorial Prolificacy Deficit Disorder. Officially. By myself. Call me the Word Doctor. Oh Hellz Yeah.

I am a misanthropic philanthropist who gets off on oxymorons and word(fore)play.

My train of thought runs in figure-eights.

I have a Tumblr that I have somehow managed to use without becoming dependent upon it for survival. The main blog, composed of the usual Tumblrian eclecticism, is wieldtheshovel, while my writing sub-blog is titled—as on here—wouldsomebody.

That's all, really. Charmed to meet you. If you like, scroll below and enjoy the barely-existant show.


1. Universal Healthcare
Woody has depression. The doctor who ends up running her 'therapy sessions', however, is not one of psychology.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Published: 1-16-13 - 11th Doctor
2. All in a Day's Work reviews
'The voice never seemed to come from just one direction. It emanated from the air itself, taking on its own living quality, cornering her, immobilizing her better than the painful layers of duct tape.' Yep, just another workday for everyone's favorite self-deifying, sniper-wielding serial killer.
Phone Booth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-12 - Complete
3. Things Unsaid reviews
"Call me Cinderella." "As you wish, Miss Cinderella." This was enough to make her overturn the table, kick the embers across the floor, slap him across the face and drag him to the altar whilst delivering an ultimatum to be an ultimatum of all ultimatums.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-2-11 - Baker & Cinderella - Complete
4. Oh the Letters You Can Write! » reviews
Lame title, I know. This is the Seussical fanletter database: Leave questions to the characters in a comment or send them to me in a PM, and "they" will respond! Props to Scrooge McDuck, who inspired me to do this. Anything's possible if you just ask it!
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-3-10 - Published: 6-17-10
5. Savoir Faire » reviews
Natural cleverness, hard work, and pure grit was what transformed Jack Dawkins into The Artful Dodger. But after transportation, his fierce, charming savvy is in jeopardy of fading away. That will never happen, however, while she still believes in him.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 4-4-10
6. In Just Fourteen Words reviews
A simple little haiku i thought up today. Summarizes the whole series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-10 - Complete
7. If Your Fate Depended on a Cat » reviews
MY version of Seussical, going "behind the scenes" and adding in new characters! What happens when we pay more attention to Jojo and The Cat in the Hat! And what went down after the finale? Prepare for a wild ride full of mischief, rhyming, and melodrama
Seussical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-28-09 - Published: 7-14-09
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