| Pathatlon |
Author has written 57 stories for Harry Potter, One Piece, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Family Guy, and Twilight. Greetings My name is Louise and I've been around since... 1999. Started when I was 12. It all began with Harry Potter and the books/fanfiction has been a constant companion these many years. I've had a few brief encounters with other books as well, but nothing has lasted as long as Twilight (Harry Potter not taken into account), which I am currently taking an interest in as well. REVIEWING I always review the stories I read. I think it's important to let the writer know that you were there and you thought it was interesting. If it isn't good there's always constructive critique. Interests… Harry Potter I love a nice flow in the story, above all else, and so I don't mind if there are no pairings. Twilight I HATE Cullens as humans! That's so AU that it spoils everything. Would be the same as saying Harry Potter and the team were muggles and there's no magic. Jane Austen General Disclaimer: | |||||||||
1. As the Darkness aproach » reviewsHarry Potter is sorted into Slytherin and Snape watches him as he goes through life at Hogwarts, realising too late that Potter is turning into something else than the saviour of the world. Angry/dark/Harry. Snape POV, nothing more. - 2nd year begunHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,776 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 5-6-09 - Severus S. & Harry P.2. All you really need is a baseball bat » reviewsStronger/Bella. Sets after Jacob ditches her in NM. I want Bella to grow a backbone, so it's basically NM rewritten from that point. Bella isn't about to take shit from anyone, especially not silly little mythical creatures!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Mad Intentions reviewsHarry is in the Voldemort-controlled Azkaban to ensure he won’t run off while Voldemort decides how to deal with him. Walking between sanity and insanity Harry finds that madness itself can be a strength and power. One-ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Harry P. - Complete4. Nothing left standing reviewsBella gets tired of Emmet's constant insinuations about hers and Edwards lack of sex-life. One-ShotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Realisations too late » reviewsToo late does Mr. Bennet realise that doing what he believes is the right thing for Mary is not necessarily the best thing.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete6. A Practical Balance » reviewsNot so short ficlet about how Mary realises that love is a futile thing and money goes a long way. A young man in the DestinedToMarrySomeRichGirl situation is in dire need of a way out. Can love transpire?Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,278 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 10-25-07 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete7. darkness within reviewsHarry has a darkness within too. A short story about how he uses it to end it all.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-07 - Harry P. - Complete8. the last straw reviewsA quick oneshot about what happens when Harry gets enough of hearing how he resembles his dead father and mother.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-22-07 - Harry P. - Complete9. The Evil Monkies reviewsThis is going to be a series of vignette dedicated to venting my frustrations on Family Guys... Short and, hopefully, funny stories...Family Guy - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-07 - Meg G. - Complete10. Fight for the right reviewsA quick rhyme that I myself am... quite proud of so please review. Severus Snape SPOILERHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 7-17-05 - Severus S. - Complete11. it's all in the past reviewsI was inspired. Marianne contemplates her life with Col. Brandon and what it could've been with a certain Willoughby. Sometimes all it takes to put things behind you is to see the truth. RRSense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete12. her own wishes reviewsA short ficlet of what Anne de Bourgh really feels and in the process finds a friend in Elizabeth. rewritten completedPride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete13. What do you want? » reviewsA relationship between Hermione and Snape begins horribly. Now both are trying to figure out how to sort themselves and the relationship out. completeHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 758 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 5-2-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete14. Hot Chocolate reviewsOneshot. Hermione reflects her life by looking into her cup of cocoa. Will she let her light go out? HGRWHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 1-23-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete15. Battle against her wills » reviewsFor some reason Hermione won't date Severus despite everyones acceptance. Can Severus change it? A cute 22 AU postHoggie ficHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 6-15-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete16. Inevitable reviewsOneshot with resulting death! The pain has ceased. Severus is free.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-06 - Severus S. - Complete17. Witch's Weekly Personality Test reviewsONESHOT! Lucius tries a test in a Witch's Weekly magazine. He is quite amused.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-1-05 - Lucius M. - Complete18. Revenge Of The Mushroom reviewsFOR THE first time ever: Revenge of the Mushroom! A continuation of the horrible Mushroom series! Voldemort is back, and is fixed upon kicking the gills out of two certain people! SSHG COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-15-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete19. A toast for Severus Snape reviewsIn the events of Voldemort's death the Chosen One is asked to give a speech. For once in his life Harry looks beyond his hatred to Snape and sees the real Hero. A Tribute to Severus Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-29-05 - Harry P. - Complete20. A mother's instict reviewsSomewhat short ficlet about the nature of motherly instincts opposing the educational mediwitches. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-27-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete21. Slaying the dragon reviewsHarry realises that there's only one way to kill Voldemort. (One-shot)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 3-19-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete22. One day as a strawberry reviewsShort ficlet about nothing in particular and Hermione getting Snape with the help from a squashed strawberry. HGSS. WARNING: Involves the death of a strawberry!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 6-10-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete23. Dorkey Cootiebutt reviewsWhat’s worse than a lustful, hormonal teenage-girl? Well, a lustful, hormonal teenage-bookworm! Hermione has a taken an interest in Snape and is eager to satisfy her curiosity (one-shot)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-17-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete24. Of characters reviewsThey might be 'meant to be', but that doesn't necessarily mean that it should be any easier for them. (quick one-shot) HGSS, please RRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-9-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete25. A walk in the park reviewsWhen the snake meets the lioness of his dreams in the Hogwarts Garden he must gather all his courage to finally do something about the attraction one-shot)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-4-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete26. Chocolate biscuits reviewsOne-Shot about HGSS and that between the two words are not a necessity. All they need is their Coffee, tea and Chocolate Biscuits. (Quick One-Shot, please review)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 3-19-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete27. Of compulsive actions reviewsone-shot Everyone have more or less a compulsive act, and Snape is no exception! He's not happy when interrupted.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 3-23-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete28. Little, lost and looney reviewsA humourous one-shot about what happens when the author inserts herself and her two best buds into the Magical Community. No one can feel sane. Short story, please RRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-05 - Severus S. - Complete29. Unwanted thoughts » reviewsChaper 3of3 Strange, spontanious occurences arise and Sanji and Zoro start thinking on each other the wrong way.One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-21-05 - Complete30. Squashing The Evil Amanita Phalloides reviewsContinuation of "Squashing the Evil Mushroom". Hermione has taken her plan into action. How can she survive when Voldemort didn't turn out as edible as she expected?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-25-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete31. 8 days reviewsAdultry and hard words. Written due to my own 20-minute-challenge about the 8 days Sev and Mynie spends together before they announce their relationship (one-shot) HGSSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-24-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete32. Furballed love » reviewsNever could 10 hamsters create so much havoc as they did at Hogwarts. The one called Hermione gets pregnant and now everyone thinks it's the real Hermione. PG for implied sex SSHG REVISED -ENDHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 3-17-05 - Published: 2-17-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete33. Nanny Mione » reviewsFinished! A small baby boy is trusted in Hermione's skillful healing care, and she gets rather attached, but things change rapidly when she finds out who the father is. HGSS shipHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,077 - Reviews: 639 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 11-23-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete34. How to give birth to an egg reviewsHerm and Sev are glad to see that their newborn child isn't human. It is, after all, so passé to give birth to humans. 10 lines only, so come an join the dancing mushrooms! RR UpdateHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-10-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete35. Squashing The Evil Mushroom reviewsHermione looks into the Mirror of Erised and sees a green mushroom. Why a mushroom and what does it mean? 100 words and close to the WIKTT Mirror of Erised challenge, though without pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-6-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete36. Baiting Granger reviewsSeverus reflects his life and the people in it, while fishing, and comes to an interesting conclusion - one-shot and PG to be safeHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-20-05 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete37. Loveless » reviewsHermione is turned loveless, a shell of an empty woman, and is forced to come back to her old life, because of an unexpected pregnancy. HG/SSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,207 - Reviews: 458 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 10-5-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete38. who is the man » reviewsLAST CHAP! Hermione was standing in front of her mirror in her bedroom, completely freaked out. How exactly this had occurred she wasn't quite sure of, the only thing she was sure of was that she was now a man and owner of a big genitalia - reponse to HOMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-4-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete39. My Flower Thee reviewsOne-shot about Hermione and Fleur when they met at an Order party after the war has ended. The story is short, take a few minutes to read and review it, thanks. It is the first fic that isn't HGSS I have madeHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-12-04 - Hermione G. & Fleur D. - Complete40. Don't stand so close to me reviewsOne-shot song-fic based on the Marriage Law Challenge. It's so convenient that the Marriage Law was processed, especially when a certain student and a certain teacher is in love and can use it for their benefit. Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete41. Art thou going now reviews100-200 word challenge: Severus asking Hermione to stay forever.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-20-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete42. Undercover » reviewsWith Harry being the one to conquer Voldemort Hermione takes up a role to help out. Hermione POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,636 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 7-8-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete43. Darn! I'm the daughter of Severus Snape » reviewsHermione is surprised to find out that her biological father is someone she hates more anything, not to mention that he hates her back. So what shall one do, is such situation? Acceptions seems suddenly such a hard road.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 7-21-04 - Hermione G. - Complete44. Advanced by Snape » reviewsREVISED! A so very disgusting fic about when Severus Snape show his 'true' colour! What shall one do if advanced by Severus Snape, after all, "They always comes back," he says - FINSISHEDHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 7-8-04 - Hermione G. - Complete45. If I could turn back time » reviewsPG - Finished! - Yes another time-fic. Hermione had been sent back in time and can't get back. But, if you're there, you might as well get comfy. Main pairing HGSSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,346 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 6-16-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete46. She had never been in love reviewsHerminoes POV on how life is after Voldies death. Short fic - Snape/Bashing. HG/SS?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 5-18-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete47. HeyHo Here We go! » reviewsFINSISHED! - A situation which can only be dealt with when drunk! What will happen if you put Herm and Sev into a room with alcohol? Here's the answer!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 9-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete48. I thought I was free » reviewsFINSIHED! - PG for later: WIKTT Adoption Act challenge: Severus has been forced to take in a charge, now he must admit to himself, that even small children can teach you a thing or twoHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,896 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 5-27-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete49. Is this your wedding? » reviewsComplete' - Revised - WKITT 50 ways to leave your lover, but Hermione only needs one! Who'd ever think Hermione was caple of scewing up a wedding? Last chance ever.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 4-18-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete50. What am I to you? » reviewsWKITT mistletoe challenge. Revised! Sometimes even Hermione Granger, Hogwarts' Head Girl need to lay off. Hermione finally speaks screams her mind at Sev. NO fluff, sorry guys. chapter 2's up!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 4-18-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete51. I Hate You Because I Love You reviewsIn response to the 100 words 'you're unbelieveable' challenge. Mione is rejecting Sev, but does she really mean it?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete52. Mione's midnight adventure reviewsWarning: I was drunk when i wrote it. Mione is looking for intelligent life at Hogwarts in the middle of the night !why! Her idea is to find the most hated man on the school and hope that he won't take points. Grammer mistakes corrected.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-21-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete53. Hogwarts on holiday » reviewsWIKTT Beach Challenge: Hogwarts is taking a break, Neville's lost his speedo and HG and SS finds something new about each other. RR. THIS IS SSHH STORY! SO BEWARE!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 6-13-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete54. Standing with Severus Snape reviewsWIKTT 100 word Mirror of Erised challenge: Mirror, mirror - Standing tall; who is my Loved One of them All - completedHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-25-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete55. One day reviewsCOMPLETE - One shot fic. Very short, SS POV : Mock. Reach out, but grasp air. Only one day Severus will do what he has always dreamt of.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-04 - Severus S. - Complete56. Hermione's secret reviewsAfter the Battle Hermione leaves. Years later she meets old friends and they find she has a little secret of her own. HG/SSHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-11-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete57. See you on the other side reviewsHermione is dead, but not supposed to be so. She's not happy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-11-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete