What we need for understanding rational human behaviour - and indeed, animal behaviour - is something intermediate in character between perfect chance and perfect determinism - something intermediate between perfect clouds and perfects clocks.

-Karl Popper

I may have grown, but my mind has stayed the same. Only my lexicon has aged. And I praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster for that gift.

Jon Stewart, what's your sign?

I love Grant Imahara. I don't care if he's twenty years my senior. He pwns.

Jhonen Vasquez is my satellite muse. Isn't he everyone's?

Unconsciousness is just a fancy way of sleeping.

The Great Big List of Animals That Are Funny:
-Squirrels
-Badgers
-Kittens with three legs
-Mooses
-Bunnies
-Poodles
-Chihuahuas
-Hamsters
-Possums
-Turtles with two heads
-Cloned sheep
-Cows
-Llamas
-Bumble bees
-Shrimp
-Koalas
-Chickens
--ADDING MORE AS THEY OCCUR TO ME--

Life is Art.

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1. In The Eye reviews

Run, Fatboy, Run: Gordon and Dennis have a tiff and make up, but there's a bit of underlying angst they're not quite ready to deal with. Set a couple years before the film.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08

2. Love Born of Murder » reviews

Hot Fuzz SLASH The story of PC Nicholas Angel and PC Liam Nash, aka Sergeant Deskjob, and how they danced with protocol.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,957 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 6-13-07

3. If Protocol Allows » reviews

The Neighborhood Watch has been done away with and the village has cooled down, but while Nick is doing his best to ‘shut off’ and connect, Danny is trying to ‘turn on,’ but is it really what Nick wants anymore? NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH!

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,112 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-5-07

4. In Whose Bed reviews

A brief look at bedtime. NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH drabble.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07

5. In The Wake » reviews

Hot Fuzz x 28 Days Later x The Stand x Resident Evil...Sandford has faced many perils, but now it faces extinction...

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07

6. This Is Too reviews

Unintentional sequel to This Is Horrible. Sucks even worse. I'm warning you. These will never stop. I'll feel compelled, and the compulsion will become increasingly worse until I give in and destroy the band 'Athlete'. Bastards. DO NOT READ x.x

Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-23-07

7. This Is Horrible reviews

I'm warning you all right now, this is really bad. REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY BAD. And emo. REALLY, REALLY, HORRIBLY EMO. I warned you. Oneshot, thank GOD.

Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-17-07

8. No Panic Room Left » reviews

SEVERE AU CROSSOVER. Six years after The Trial, Zim and Dib are still fighting. Zim forces Nny to help him, Squee and Devi intervene, two OC's step in, and the Armada finally comes to Earth, but who will fall in the end?

Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-10-07

9. Our Own Armada » reviews

The Obsolete Action decrees all obsolete Irkens be eliminated. The Invaders of Operation Impending Doom 2 must band together to survive or face eternal darkness, but where can they run when the Armada rules everything?

Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-11-07

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