(Previous penname was SnapCracklePop-SleepingWolf!) (I kind of have an obsession with the word foshizzle now!!)

Hi... I realize Ive been MIA for what, four months?! Heres some stuff... if you feel like reading...

-Dethroned and IRK (bad abbrv.) are on hold until I get some ideas/get RID of this writers block!/or cave and start writing bad, boring and ranting chapters again.

-My Bdays in a week! Well. On Wednesday. Not even a week! :D

-Im cold. The heater doesnt work and the fireplace has a gas leak...

-I write poetry.

-I am OBSESSED with music, am in chorus, and you can find me singing at 2 am when Im supposed to be asleep. Seriously. Apparently Im so loud my mom can hear me over the super-loud TV.

-I have straight A's. I freely admit that I am fifty percent nerd, geek, and techno freak.

-My schools principal has bloodshot blue eyes, is quite... heavy, and yells at the top of his lungs a lot. And my year, (which consists of many troublemakers that are all very smart, crafty, and immensely LAZY with their schoolwork) EVERY year, either we drive out a teacher (Im serious, its a curse. They either retire, quit, move, get fired, or they die. Well. scratch the last one. We did that on purpose. :P) or we have a discipline assembly every few weeks.

-Many people in my year have set off the fire alarms. They NEVER get caught...

-When a butthole girl in my seventh grade class told the guy I liked that I liked him, he laughed to my face. Then, he told me he didn't care, and we could still be friends. Insult to injury sucks, guys.

-Im quite dramatic and most of the things I say are unnecessary, like this, for example.

-Id like to think Im a logical person: ghosts are real, if they didnt get over something and have stayed behind to right it, forsight in a humans isnt true, people cant fly, black friday will always kill at least ten people in stampeads...
But I (as Ive said) cant take things out of proportion. So dont take my word for it, fifty percent of the time.

-I lie sometimes. I dont feel guilty about it. Everything we KNOW is a lie. Who says "two" is really CALLED "two"? The human race. Thats not what "twos" real name is. "Two" doesnt have a real name. A lion isnt a big cat. Its something. The word something isnt real. Its nothing. But nothing is real. So, human race, stick these lies up yours.

-Would I be considered philisophical? (Look up there...)

-I have a habit of copying things Ive seen people do. I talk like others, immitate them. I believe this is because I dont have a group to fit into: emos, goths, preps, girly girls, religious... I just take a little piece of all of them and make some random type of food with it. It usually is NOT very tasty...

-Im tall. Not very coordinated, either. :) Im lanky, clumsy, and I fit in with the guys more than the girls. And I take pride in it...

-I AM, in fact, a girl.

-I have a terribly dirty mind.

-Ive lost my cellphone fifty times.

-My friend has dropped her cellphone in her bowl of oatmeal...

-The things I think about are very random. Examples...
Can a humans skin grow mold, like, maybe in the rainforest? Hot, watery conditions...
Do dolphines think like us, and also think we're idiots, but do the tricks anyway for the fish?
My dog is such an idiot; she makes mosquitos who fly towards the bug zapper look brilliant.

-Karmas a bridge(swearcover!). So get over it.
TRANSLATION!: If something bad happens, your family member dies of an incurable disease, you lose a friend of seven years over an arguement between you and your parents, your grandfather is in the hospital... Grow up. Crying doesnt help anything. So tough it out. Statistically, it cant stay bad for long...

POP QUIZ~!!

What’s your name?

Megan Youdontneedtoknow.

Gender?

Well, Im fairly sure Im a girl... But maybe Im lying to myself.

Age?

Thirteen. Well. In four days.

What’s your birthstone?

Uhh... Topaz, i think.

Zodiac?

Sagittarius.

Astrological sign?

Wait. Isnt that the same thing!?
Oh. I got those confused. I dont know my zodiac.

Height?

Five-five. Grr. My moms tape measure lied to me! It told me I was five-six.

Weight?

Twig like? Well... you can see my ribs. My arms look fat though ;) too much muscle :P.

Hair color?

Blonde. My mom wont lemme get it died! Oops. Dyed.

Eye color?

Greenish. Sorta kinda. Some think theyre gray, including me.

Are you in love?

Yeah...

With who?

PH. For all the times Ive failed to tell you, hopefully by some miracle youll notice your initials here...

Are you lying to me?

Pshahh! Course not. But how do you know THAT wasnt a lie?

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Hold it! This is a question for Lillith and Alex.
They said no. They prefer the term "Voices of Reason" (Im not kidding, I actually argue with these two people. Students call me crazy, my voices call me brilliant :) And really, who would you listen to? Haters, or people who like you.)
Maybe thats why I tune them out a lot.

Do you want an imaginary friend?

I have them. Well. Now theyre yelling at me, for said reasons up there, so I dunno if theyre my friends anymore.

Look to your left. What do you see?

I hit my head on the entertainment center, which is a fancy word for a dresser with a TV encased in it.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Being smothered by my dog, who happens to like sleeping on my chest/head.

What was the last thing you yelled?

"HEY!" (People stare at me.) "WHAT THE ... DO YOU WANT?!"

Do you believe in magic?

Uhhhh yeah pretty ponies with horns on their heads, impaling people whenever they prance around and step in their own crap! YAY!
In other words, no.

Do you believe in fairies?

Refer to the last answer?

Who’s your crush?

Youre repeating yourself... PH! and no, he isnt some wannabe harry potter. (I listed his initials backwards at first)

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Of course. Seven sets. All in the same house. Well. I guess two sets, multiple times.

More than once?

Duh?

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Put my hand on my head and muttered "ouch!" then got up and smacked my dog on the butt for tripping me.

Type your name with your feet.

megganj (fail)

Was that fun?

Err... sure? Ive done worse. try typing with your tongue.. ick.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

I didnt. Too lazy and busy listening to Green Day.

Do you own a credit card?

OH! THATS what that guy was touching my butt for... KIDDING! Though on family watchdog there were over 250 pedos near my neighborhood.

Do you like to shop?

Not really. I like the clothes. I dont like it when my mom says every five seconds "ooh, isnt that cute!? TRY IT ON!"

What’s the last thing you bought?

Twenty songs on iTunes.

Do you have any children?

Im thirteen for gods sakes!

Are you married?

I was on an online game. Then the ashhole broke up with me and exed me from his friend list. (Does this tell you what kind fo life I have? Meaning the absence of it?)

Who’s your crush?

The THIRD time... Come now. REALLY?

What’s your favorite color?

Green. Then gray, blue, purple. and then orange. but before that black.

Favorite animal?

Giraffe. Theyre gigantic like me :).

Favorite fruit?

Peaches.

Quick! You have to save the world!

-Eyes get big and wide.- Holy shit! -Is hit by a meteor.-

Someone has a knife to your back.

Oh. Well, feel free to turn it. Im used to it, by now.

Do you swear?

Yep. A lot. Which is another reason why I fit in with guys more than girls.

Do your parents know you swear?

Uh. My mom found out because she got a Facebook account. I was grounded for a week.

What is open on your computer?

iTunes and this quiz. A lot of spammail in my email.

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Mom: Dont forget to do the dishes.
Me: Mhmm.
Mom: Ill be back at 11.
Me: Kay.
Mom: Bye.
Me: Yep.

Where are you?

Family room.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

The corner of the room twenty feet above me, a bookcase, and a random rusty bird cage on that bookcase.

What’s the last thing you ate?

Raspberry tootsieroll thing. Leftovers from Hallowe'en.

What's your personality like?

Idk. I have a tendency to rant. I talk mostly about my self because no one shares anything of themselves with me. Im dramatic...

Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?

Taylor Lautner. Because I fell in love with him cause of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Its NOT because hes hot, or he was in New Moon, you fangirls!

What was the last thing you thought?

"How did we get here, I used to know you somewhere, yeah, yeah! How did we get here, I used to know you so well. I think I know! I think I know... Ooh, there is something, I see in you, it might kill me, I want it to be true..." (Paramore lyrics for Decode.)

Do you sleep walk?

No, but I fall out of bed a lot.

Do you sleep talk?

Does sleep singing count?

What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?

I dreamed the power rangers were attacking me in the Amazonian rainforest, and after that a tree killed my parents and they were put in coffins, floating downa river off a waterfall, and I was in custody of my neighbor.
...I was seven...
Oh yeah. and I dreamed Helen Keller had bloody eyes and magical lighting powers, and she killed me when she touched my arm, them I was alive again and she had zapped my doorframe, so when I touched that I died again. The randomely, Lady Gaga showed up in a white wig and started singing "Love Game".
...That was a year ago.

Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Idiocy.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Wonder how the hell I got a million dollars, feel guilty because I dont really deserve it but want to buy a bunch of pointless things anyway, which causes more guilt, stare at the money for a few days and then finally use some for college, and donate the rest to charity.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Spit.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This, you moron.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

RUSSIA, in big bold letters. Btw, my fingers covered in dust.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

It. (doesnt matter?)

What can you hear right now?

"Now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to owe-wone..."-Viva la Vida-Coldplay

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me "Hey Cubsy!"
-Beagle glances at me-
Me "Hi buddy!"
-Maddie, the golden retriever stomps over and nudges me with her nose, whining.-
Me "Go away... youre too fat for any more bones!"

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Channel 26, The Story Of India.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

My dogs fought over a stuffed bed and ripped it open. I had to clean up the feathers.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

A lamp. And then I fell over; I get dizzy easily.

Two more questions… who’s your crush?

My goddess! You imbecile, stop asking me that!

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Okay, REALLY? Was that necessary!?... -grumbling- -underlines and writes it down.-
Mmkay, ahem: Glihgivioeafhlaiiyhfuchtgrdtteiaeeraewpmummeskywberioiisdwhadaga.
Pronunciation guide!(Hey, I have nothing better to do... well, except for my english project. Oh well.): glig-iv-ee-o-eef-hlai-fuct(oops!XD)-gred-tei-a-ee-ray-wep-mummie-sky-bury-ois-wah-da-gah
Dang. The sad thing is, I can actually say that whole thing without the pronunciation guide. (the real one in a dictionary, that is)

If you just read the quiz, do it, and then copy and paste it onto your profile!!