HELLO!! I love reading and writing, but most of the stories I write tend to be FanFic. That is, most of the stories I actually finish. I have so many unfinished stories stored on my poor computer, and I think it has become almost a habit not to finish what I start. I particularly love writing 'Bonanza' FanFic and am starting to write some based on the musical 'CATS'. I hope you enjoy my stories and I can't wait for any comments you might have to offer.

I basically joined FanFiction.Net so that other people can read my fanfics and because one of my best friends is on here. (Hello, Purple bladed jedi! =D She's the Twilight-obsessed one.)

Other than that, I'm basically a Year 12 Australian student (in other words, I'm seventeen years old) who loves music I play violin, flute, piccolo and I sing (my range is that of a soprano or mezzo-soprano, depending on the day...my voice likes to chop and change...one day, I'll be able to reach my high notes fine, and the next, I'll struggle and not be able to reach them at all...-sigh-), although I like attempting to play other instruments as well, such as piano and clarinet and is planning on becoming...can you guess?...a musician. I also love learning the German language and plan to study Information Technology at university next year, before going on to do music.

So I guess you're wondering what my favourite type of music is. Well, it's Classical. Always has been and always will be. I love musical theatre, too, particularly Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (especially 'Phantom of the Opera' and 'CATS', as you might have guessed) and others such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'My Fair Lady'...among many, many others (if you get me started on those, I literally won't stop, heheh).

Author's Note about 'Bonanza' FanFic: Okay, I have received comments that criticize me for writing Adam in a negative light because I write for Joe. Well, here's the deal: I don't write just for Joe, but, yes, he is my favourite character. However, I do like Adam as well. In one of my stories particularly, to some touchy people he may seem 'mean'; however, this is not intended. My intention was to make Adam appear 'mean' to Joe only and to emphasize how Ben and Hoss seem overprotective of Joe. I do not make any apologies for my personal characterization and I do not appreciate receiving abusive reviews due to my characterization.

Author's Note about 'CATS' FanFic: The way I write the characters in these stories is the way I perceive them. Not everyone will see the cats in the same way, so I only write how I think they would act and what I think they would say. I do not make any apologies for my personal characterization and I do not appreciate receiving abusive reviews due to my characterization.

Also, Tatiana is MY special character whom I own (she is my role-play character based one ME) and I DO NOT want her stolen. You steal her, you steal me. I'm sure you wouldn't want me. I'd become very annoying after a while. If you want to use this character, please contact me via P.M. to ask permission and to ask for a profile (this is to keep her in the character I intended).

Other characters I own are mentioned at the end of the stories in which they are mentioned. Again, please do not steal them.

Author's Note about Author's Notes: Any Author's Notes on my W.I.P.s (works in progress, for anyone who is not sure what that means) will be removed when the stories are completed or when the space in my Document Manager is filled.

Author's Note about all FanFic: All stories are protected under my name by Australian Copyright Law 2006-2009.

Also, I would love any reviews if you like my stories; however, if you have any criticism (apart from just pointing out a spelling or grammatical error), PLEASE do not include it in a review - send me a P.M. instead.

If you like a story of mine, PLEASE REVIEW! :-)

I would like to thank my dedicated readers/reviewers (this list will be updated regularly):

- 1Werewolf-Of-Darkness1
- A Proud Son of Macavity
- Agility Fool
- AlyssaLioness
- ANDineffable
- Aphistas
- AriaCloudrunner
- believer of magic
- Bombalurina4565
- BubblesandPudding
- Carliedra Felinity Addams
- CATS1998
- crazayfunkaymonkay
- cyrusbryn
- Cyvene
- DaAmazingMeepers
- DarkFallenAngel123
- Ducky'sgirl4ever
- emoloverSHINEDOWNmcr9943
- em0XprYncez
- Erik's B Negative
- erikaonbroadway
- hermione17c
- igirlwholikesherstuff
- JellicalMaddy
- jelliclesoul365
- Jellicle-Wishes
- JellicleWriter
- Jerrie96
- Jing296
- Krissy4
- lordofthebreakdance
- Mickie1984
- Mikana flamebreeder
- Miss Abracadabra
- Misterfleas
- Muffing
- Mulina
- mutinykitty
- NESSAANCALIME6913
- NobelPrize
- PhantomMusicXOXO
- PlasmaBall
- plato4ever
- PlatoLuvr-08
- PrincessStar101498
- Razzle
- Republic-of-Heaven
- Reynbelle
- Roselna
- Sable 0902
- SadietheBonanzaGal
- Seireiteibadass
- SensesFaillxx
- Taracat
- Terra Young
- theAlchemistfox
- The Promised Land
- Torikia
- Trenna Tailonia
- TsunaNarik
- Woodzyana
- xXetceteraXx
- xx-jenii-xx

And special thanks to:

- Don't know Don't care 38
- Getsemone
- Hazelthorn
- HollarinaX
- jellicle-artist
- JemiiNMistoFTW
- MusicalSkies
- Rumpleteazah
- SummerRose12
- Tiherina

You guys/girls ROCK! :-)

My Stories (Updates & Background Info):

A Sweet Romance: Am about halfway through a sequel and have been for about three years. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it one day.

Another Hurt, Another Help: Am about halfway through a sequel and have been for about two years. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it one day.

Gone Missing: No updates.

Memories: Am planning to write similar stories for each of Ben, Adam and Hoss. Some flashbacks were inspired by 'Bonanza Bits' posted on www.bonanzaworld.net.

The Road West: No updates. This was inspired by a 'Bonanza Bit' posted on www.bonanzaworld.net some years ago.

Be Mine: No updates.

Cats Like Them: No updates.

Everlasting Cat, Love is Ineffable: No updates. Kudos to jellicle-artist and Miss Abracadabra, who both correctly guessed the mystery queen! A full story based on this will hopefully present itself to me sometime in the future.

For Good: Dedicated to SummerRose12. Inspired by the song 'For Good' from 'Wicked' and by this version of the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAU-i_VsV_w EXCITING NEWS!! The lovely Getsemone has made a video based on this story! Go here to watch it (it's beautiful!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kALvpGx58n0

Hard to Believe: No updates.

He's Not Worth It: TURNING INTO A FULL STORY!

I Never Thought: UP TO CH. 6 POSTED!! Kudos to Razzle and SensesFaillxx for correctly guessing the mystery queen! Kudos also to anyone who can spot the MASH quote in Ch. 5.

Jellicle Cats Are Black and Gold: No updates.

Jellicle Cats Have Cheerful Faces: No updates.

Jellicle Kits Are Gold and Black: (Sequel to 'Jellicle Cats Are Black and Gold'.) No updates, but will be turning this into a mini-series.

Led On: No updates. Inspired by Sophie & Kia's song 'Led On'.

Macavity's Plato: No updates.

On Our Anniversary: No updates, but might write a full story based on this. This was inspired by the part at the beginning of the 'mating dance' in the movie where Rumpelteazer and Tugger nuzzle.

Reach: No updates.

Safety First: COMPLETE.

Standing a Chance: No updates, but a full story based on this is on its way. Look out for it; it will be entitled 'Third Time Lucky?'.

Switched: FINALLY COMPLETE!!

Tatiana: Ch. 19 up.

The Favourite Kit: Ch. 12 up. Spot the Agatha Christie reference. (Hint: Chapter 9.)

The Joker: Ch. 3 up; Ch. 4 coming soon (hopefully).

You Must Love Me: No updates, but might write a full story based on this detailing what happened to Victoria. Kudos to Tatacat for correctly guessing which rock opera inspired me!

Coming Soon...

Jellicle Cats Have Moonlit Eyes: Still not sure about this one. Inspired by the fact that Cassandra always seems to change eye colour in the 'CATS' video. Haven't noticed that before? Watch her carefully.

Forbidden Love: Jemima is expected to mate with Tumblebrutus, but another tom - a mated tom - has caught her eye... This story is nearly complete (about 3/4 of the way through).

Home From the Seas: Details Tumblebrutus' life as a pirate and his homecoming.

Love For All Seasons: Mushy. Rubbish at the moment; am trying to make it work. -sigh- Supposed to follow different pairings/romances. Will include my favourite O.C., Tatiana, as well as some others.

The Trials and Tribulations of Human Jellicles: That's right, folks - human Jellicles. Very VIOLENT and DRAMATIC! =D

Third Time Lucky?: Mistoffelees has given his heart to two queens. Both times, his heart has been broken. Will he be third time lucky?

The Phantom of the Junkyard: Jemima has a glorious singing voice. When a strange cat suddenly appears claiming to be the 'Junkyard Ghost' and snatching Jemima to be his own 'Christine', Jemima's life is thrown into sudden turmoil. Will she escape? Will her 'Raoul' find her?

Two Crazed Fangirls and a Disaster at the Theatre: The title is the summary. An attempt at humour. I'm happy with it so far, so that means it won't be funny. Sorry in advance. Almost finished.

In Denial: Jemima thinks she's in love, but isn't sure, for she doesn't know how it feels to truly be in love.

Psychic Love: Based around 'Cats Like Them'. Coricopat loves Bombalurina, but how does Tantomile feel?

Plus even more...once I get titles for them...heheh. =D

By the way, I would greatly appreciate it if you would PLEASE vote in my polls! I'm begging you! ;-P (These will be rotated after I get at least 10 votes.)

NEW POLL UP!! PLEASE VOTE!! =D I'D BE OVER THE MOON IF YOU DID, AS IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME GET EXTRA MOTIVATION TO CONTINUE WRITING!!

And now for the other stuff...

This stuff is from caffinebunny

:tears hair: What in the name of all that's holy are people doing to the English language??

Their is the possessive, there is positional and they're is the state of being. (I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT 'THERE' SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED, NOT 'THEIR'. NICE LITTLE BIT OF HYPOCRACY THERE. )

Why is it so hard to tell the difference between its and it's? Or your, yore and you're? And please, please stop asking people to bare with you. No, we are not going skinny dipping. This is not the word you're looking for.

Also, what the heck is with the crowd saying "If you think #this# you've got another thing coming?"

The heck, people? You're good writers normally! It's think! You've got another think coming! Like "Think again." Here, let me show you: If you think the right word in the next part of this sentence is "thing", you've got another think coming.

If it's frustrating you too, copy and paste the above text into your profile, huh? Maybe we can get the message across by weight of numbers...

And now for the fun stuff...

'CATS'!!

This one is from AriaCloudrunner.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1 Munkustrap
2 Mungojerrie
3 Victoria
4 Jemima
5 Cassandra
6 Grizabella
(I wish there were more than six places!)

(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Uh...yeah...anyways...two girls. One would be white with silver stripes and would be called Koria (sort of a shortened, much nicer version of Munkoria) and the other would be silver with white stripes and would be named Vickistrap. (IDK!!)
(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
Cassandra or Jemima...me thinks Jemima.
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Probably Munkustrap, since he was the one protecting the tribe from Griz. (Poor Munku!! -cuddles-) Ummm...front right leg.
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Munkustrap...since my number 4 is kind of, uh, female.
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
So, Munkustrap creeps into Cassandra and Victoria's den to find them about to pour water over Mungojerrie (heheh!). Jemima and Grizabella make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide whether to wake Mungojerrie or help Cassandra and Victoria. Munkustrap doesn't approve on the outside (but he does on the inside!) and so leaves, saying he doesn't want to know. Grizabella feels the same way. Jemima, however, agrees with Cassandra and Victoria that it would make for a great practical joke in return for Mungojerrie's usual tricks. Heheh, PAYBACK TIME! Trying not to giggle, the three queens pour water over Mungojerrie, who wakes up and...well, I'll let you finish that before I get too carried away!
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Uh, I don't know...something about the guy being a gentleman? lol Lemme think about that one.
Some newbies!
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?
Munkustrap discovers that his mate, Jemima, doesn't love him anymore - she loves...Grizabella?! (Bit wrong and weird...anyways...) Grizabella secretly fancies Mungojerrie (oooh...! I don't blame her...even if she is too old for him!). Mungojerrie proclaims his love for Victoria, but Victoria and Cassandra are happily together (again, very wrong), except Cassandra keeps on dreaming of Munkustrap...
Somehow, I think either Mungojerrie or Cassandra would cry first. Maybe Mungojerrie. Poor tom. (But I suppose that at least I could comfort him, couldn't I? =P )
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
She wouldn't!...Hmmm...maybe Cassandra...I don't know why, but I can think of reasons why NOT to kill the others...but not for poor Cass. Based on the last question, it would be Munkustrap...but she wouldn't. So it would have to be Cass. =(

Now here's one from me (musicgal3):

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1 Munkustrap
2 Mungojerrie
3 Victoria
4 Jemima
5 Cassandra
6 Grizabella
(I know I made it up, but I wish there were more than six places!)

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
Munkustrap and Cassandra are brother and sister, Cassandra being born later (by a few minutes) than Munkustrap. They are both very dignified, although Cassandra is more so, almost to the point of seeming snobby (which she isn't); and they are both very attractive.
Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
Mungojerrie is a thief (obviously). Being a bit hungry, he steals the Argentine joint. And if he doesn't eat it all up, he can share it with that someone special...or his sister. =D
(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
Mungojerrie and Victoria are caught by Munkustrap in a deserted spot. Although the say that Victoria is comforting Mungojerrie, the expressions on their faces tell another story. What was really happening was that Mungojerrie was trying to convince Victoria, at Rumpelteazer's instruction, to help the twins with their next heist. Munkustrap, however, thinks that there might be a little romance on its way...
(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?
Victoria and Jemima are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Victoria is wanting to mate with Mungojerrie, whom Jemima likes. Mungojerrie, however, is torn between the two, although Cassandra catches his eye. So Mungojerrie decides to put an end to the fight and starts to chase after Cassandra. Victoria and Jemima hate each other and Cassandra. They try to win Mungojerrie back, but to no avail. Victoria and Jemima join forces, although still hating each other, to compete with Cassandra. I'll let you decide what else happens before this turns into a story.
Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?
Cassandra loves Munkustrap and Munkustrap secretly admires Cassandra. When Mungojerrie, Victoria and Jemima find out, Mungojerrie goes into hiding so no-one can see his depression, Victoria and Jemima try to comfort Mungojerrie (and win him back), and Jemima also tries to fix Munkustrap up with Cassandra.
(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Grizabella has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Victoria and Jemima will rejoice most because they can see that she deserves a new life more than anyone else.

Favourite 'CATS' characters: Everybody! Okay, well, I do have a few favourites...
Munkustrap, Mungojerrie, Cassandra, Jemima, Victoria, Rumpelteazer and Grizabella are my absolute favourites; Demeter, Tumblebrutus, Plato and Mistoffelees are close seconds; and I just really like everyone else! =P Well, except for Tugger (he's the epitomy of everything I hate in a guy) and Skimbleshanks, that is...but I'm trying to like them! Honestly! Everyone seems to like Tugger so much, that I'm trying to...I read about him, and even write about him - nicely, too - to try and like him. It hasn't worked yet. I don't like Macavity, either (who could? He's EVIL!)...but his song is awesome! (Come to think of it, so is Tugger's...and Skimble's...) I have read some fics about him, though, that portray him as...nice. Queer as it sounds.

Favourite 'CATS' pairings:

These are the ones I think would be the most realistic and they are the ones you'll probably find me using in most of my stories, such as in 'Tatiana'. Some of these will be using O.C.'s and characters made up using the names mentioned in 'The Naming of Cats' (C.C.'s)

- Demeter/Munkustrap
- Bombalurina/Rum Tum Tugger
- Cassandra/Alonzo
- Jellylorum/Augustus (C.C.)
- Jennyanydots/Skimbleshanks
- Jemima/Tumblebrutus
- Victoria/Plato
- Sillabub/Mistoffelees
- Tatiana (O.C.)/Mungojerrie
- Etcetera/Pouncival
- Electra/Admetus
- I'm starting to consider Exotica/Asparagus Jr. What do you think?
- I'm also wondering whether to pair Rumpelteazer with Victor (C.C.) or with Carbucketty (C.C.). What do you think?
- I know Old Deuteronomy has had many wives, but I like the idea of him and Gloria (O.C.) the most.
- Tantomile and Coricopat remain the unmated twins. =D

Interesting 'CATS' pairings:

These are the ones I think are quite interesting and love playing around with.

- Jemima/Alonzo
- Jemima/Mistoffelees
- Victoria/Alonzo
- Victoria/Mungojerrie
- Jemima/Mungojerrie
- Electra/Mistoffelees
- Bombalurina/Alonzo
- Bombalurina/Coricopat
- Tantomile/Rum Tum Tugger
- Cassandra/Rum Tum Tugger (pretending they're not brother/sister, like I think they are)
- Cassandra/Munkustrap (pretending they're not brother/sister, like I think they are)
- Exotica/Coricopat
- Jemima/Plato
- Demeter/Rum Tum Tugger
- Rumpelteazer/Rum Tum Tugger
- Rumpelteazer/Munkustrap
- Victoria/Munkustrap
- Jemima/Munkustrap (pretending they're not niece/uncle like I think they are)
- Rumpelteazer/Admetus
- Rumpelteazer/Alonzo
- Rumpelteazer/Munkustrap
- Demeter/Alonzo
- Demeter/Plato
- I'm also considering playing around with Admetus pairings...

I think that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer cannot be anything other than brother and sister (twins, most likely). Here is my reasoning:

- Look exactly the same (orange, black and white tiger stripes).
- Act as brother and sister (obviously love being together, but are not seen together as often as they would be were they mates).
- Take it from Jo Gibb: They are brother and sister!
- This article (i.e., rant) is exactly what I would have written had it not already have been done: http://www.freewebs.com/jellicleworld/twins.html

For these reasons, I blatantly refuse to read any story that portrays the thieves as mates (unless it is, in my opinion, particularly well-written, or unless is crops up in a story a while after I began reading it...BUT I STILL REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE MATES!).

If you think that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer can in no way be mates or anything other than siblings, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: musicgal3

I also blatantly refuse to read any story that has any 'slash' pairings.

This was from artemiswolfboy's:

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 13

(I think that settles it - I am definitely a girl.)

Copy and Paste this on your profile:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 18/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on ummm...nearly...
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside bit difficult to avoid, since my school uniform is white...and it doesn't help when all of my polo shirts are in the wash and I have to wear my (thin) formal shirt...
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard nearly put milk in the cupboard, and things out of the pantry into the fridge...lol
39. Walked into a pole pretty close...
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house not quite - I realized before I got out of the bathroom...except for once...but I didn't leave the house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. I think everyone has done this one.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up almost...
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny hmmm...

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong yeah...pretty embarrassing, esp. since I'm quite good at that stuff...but, hey, I was really, really sick at the time and my brain wouldn't work (and hurt if it did)...
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it I think almost everyone has done this one also, at some stage in their lives
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 'Cause I hardly EVER get hyper - and when I do, it's just like my friends, and that's pretty darn scary...
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. Yeah...why is this? j/k I remember (I think...)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story Either jokes (I so am not good at telling them, let alone making the things up!) or due to interruptions...grrr...
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class Heh-heh...it's best when you have a graphics =P
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Some of these things, I haven't actually done (thankfully), but have witnessed...pretty funny...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'Jane Eyre'

...'fear was instantly dissipated.'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Tennis (Wimbledon)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:54p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Oh, my goodness!! Spot on! It's 10:54p.m., haha! =D I'm so good, I'm so good...-does dance- lol

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

T.V.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Just before I came inside after orchestra.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

T.V.

9. What are you wearing?

My 2007 State Honours shirt (black) and jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

Approximately 10 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Boring, grey paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ummm...not that I can recall...

14. What do you think of this survey?

LOL!

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Does it count if it's at home? Oh, well, too bad...'CATS', naturlich!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Uhhh...ummm...hmmm...well, I'd start with a piccolo, and I'd give some to my parents to buy a house...and gifts for everyone...but I seriously do not know.

(Not that that would ever happen...)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

You really expect me to launch into my whole life story, friendships, relationships, quirky habits, personality, likes, dislikes, etc. ...Well, okay, if you insist...j/k.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

You can't expect me to choose just one!?

19. George Bush:

Friends with John Howard.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

idk, depends.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

idk, depends.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe, but probably not. I'd definitely consider visiting, though. (Deutschland, hier komme ich!)

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Yes.

2) where did you get your default picture?
I made it myself

3) what's your middle name?
Anne

4) your current relationship status?
Got a boyfriend

5) does your crush like you back?
Well, since we're going out, I guess he must...

6) what is your current mood?
Tired (can that be classed as a mood? lol)

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
Black...why...?

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
Black

9) Missing something?
Someone...

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
The past is the past and nothing can change that.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A horse! =D

12) ever had a near death experience?
No, thank goodness...

13) something you do a lot?
Uh, go to school and do schoolwork?

14) the song stuck in your head?
'I Have a Dream' (Don't ask me why, I haven't listened to ABBA for a couple of weeks, lol)

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
jemima123

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
My cousin

17) when was the last time you cried?
Not sure, can't be all that long ago...

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Only in choirs

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
I wouldn't want any 'super-powers'

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Manners

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
Not that there are any Starbucks thingies here...

22) what's your biggest secret?
I don't really have one...

23) favorite color?
Purple!

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Only cartoons if I get up early enough, which I usually don't...or at Christmas! =D

25) what are you?
Australian. English ancestry, a drop of Scottish and a drop of Irish blood in my veins.

26) do you speak any other language?
Yes, I learn German at school.

27) what's your favorite smell?
Lavendar, rose, vanilla, coconut, frangipani, cinnamon, cloves, and lots of others that I can't be bothered to think of right now, lol

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
idk

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
No

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Why do these things always have such bad grammar?

31) what should you be doing?
Going to bed, heehee.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Not sure

33) do you like working in the yard?
That's what Dad is for

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I like my last name.

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
idk

36) what is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Again, not sure

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Words and Thoughts to live by--

~A day without sunshine is like...night.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

~Remember, half the people you know are below average.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

~How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!)

~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~Why do psychics have to ask your name?

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Most young people these days hate Classical music. If you are one of the few people who are under 30 and absolutely ADORE Classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many, many times.)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who haven’t, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the internet has a MySpace account, if you’re one of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile. (Do parents count? Heheh.)

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile. (Because people like interrupting me...)

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Not that anyone deserves that...but...he does...)

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Yeah, but I usually end up kicking...heh-heh...)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them!)

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. (At least two of them.)

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Thank Purple bladed jedi for that! lol)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. (When I have time...such as in the holidays...heh-heh...)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Again, not that anyone really deserves that...but he does...)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Heheh...current obsession: 'CATS'!)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If FANFICTION (especially for CATS) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it, post this into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. (Thanks to interruptions...)

If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.

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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Tugger is cocky, selfish, a complete retard and a bit more gay than he lets on to be, copy this, put it on your profile and add your name to the list: Tuggers'Lil'Princess,TheOriginalFanboy, -I-Luv-Tugsy-, musicgal3

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (That's kind of what happens when you're 'CATS'-mad...)

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.