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Author has written 24 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries. “Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories. Ask no guarantees, ask for no security, there never was such an animal. And if there were, it would be related to the great sloth which hangs upside down in a tree all day, every day, sleeping its life away.” "We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are." — John Green 5/24/2012 Change of plans. | |||||
1. Saving Myself » reviewsHe's fresh out of the Army. She's fresh out of luck...and her mind. They've just met, but when an opportunity to win 2mill on a reality show arises, can they pretend to be in love? And saving themselves for marriage? BxE/AH/Fluff-ficTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,171 - Reviews: 3045 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 12-30-11 - Bella & Edward2. Up in Flames reviews"Tell me to go," he says quietly. But I shake my head and look away, up towards the ceiling, hoping he can't see the truth in my eyes. I want him to stay. Even if just for the night. Elena/Stefan - Rated M - One ShotVampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-28-12 - Elena G. & Stefan S. - Complete3. Pockets Full of Stones reviewsI don't hesitate in my answer, a young girl falling head first into something magical and unreal as this. I let the words fall from my lips, tiny pieces of my heart for him to hear. "I can be yours." ExB/AU/MTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 150 - Published: 2-19-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Maybe » reviewsCan Bella survive her assignment at SXSW when lust and infatuation combust in 19days? "He's like, if they had a picture of the word 'sex' in the dictionary, his face would be there and his sex hair would be all crazy and his eyes would be in Technicolor."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,256 - Reviews: 160 - Published: 2-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Eight Days a Week » reviewsBella Swan needs a Nanny. Edward Cullen needs a job. Accepting the Manny position will change his life forever...and may just help him grow up in the process. Snark, humor, lemons and Edward in a towel. Seduction has never been so juvenile. AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,292 - Reviews: 219 - Published: 2-13-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Forever Mine reviewsThat one shot that stemmed from two simple words: What if?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella - Complete7. Lies Amongst the Evergreens reviewsThat one shot I wrote for a friend who asked for her very own HEA...and allowed me to tell her story in my own words. ExB/ M for mature life contentTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Separated Self reviewsThat revenge one shot written for a friend that's all angsty and has a Bad Ass Bella who never forgives or forgets. B/ RevengeFicTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella - Complete9. Green Eyed Monster reviewsThat one shot I wrote about Edward's trip with Bella to a porn shop. AKA: The Emasculation of Edward Cullen in Regards to His Inability to Accept That His Wife Wants a Sex Toy- ExB/ BuzzSecksTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. In Your Eyes reviewsThat V-Day one shot I wrote about costars who can't separate their feelings onscreen and off. And get carried away in the back of a car. ExB/ RemakeSecksTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 12-13-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. White out: A Corporate Christmas One Shot reviewsThat one shot I wrote back in 2009 where ExB get busy on a desk while a Christmas party is happening a foot away. M/ExB/CopyBoySecksTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 12-13-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. All I Want For Christmas Is You reviewsThat one shot I wrote last year where Edward walks around with a Santa hat...around his waist. ExB/ Ho Ho Ho Oh NoesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 12-9-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Instant HEA » reviewsA short story for those who just want to get straight to the Happily Ever After without all of the 'story' stuff that gets in the way.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 234 - Published: 12-9-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. We Still Linger Here » reviewsPeople enter our lives for a reason. To bring good. Or harm. Edward meets Bella in the most innocent of ways...But her intentions are not what they seem on the surface. Because we all have secrets. Some hurt more than others ExB/ All Human/ M for contentTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 1258 - Updated: 12-8-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Good Vibrations reviewsThat Haiti Compilation one shot where Edward goes on a blind date with a very 'sensitive' Bella who can't control herself in public. BxE - Smutshot duhTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-4-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Fixing Fanny reviewsThat one shot I wrote for Fanny's 30th birthday where I poke fun at every fic sex cliche ever. And researched multiple names for vaginas. It's pretty much all Fanny's fault. BxE Holy CrowgasmsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 11-3-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete17. We're Off To See The Wizward reviewsThat smutty Wizard of Oz/Twilight mash-up one-shot I wrote in 2009. The one that made your brain invert. BxE/ WTFTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 11-3-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. FAP » reviewsDirty talking Edward Masen convinces amateur novelist, Bella Swan, that all she needs to become a good writer is a little more 'research' on her subject matter. 11yrs of history won't make it weird. After all, it's For Authentication Purposes. AH/ExB/MTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,581 - Reviews: 775 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 10-25-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves » reviewsThe world as we know it no longer exists. New social classes have formed. Monsters roam free. And Mankind's survival is not what it seems. AU/BxE/ Postapocalyptic VampficTwilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,308 - Reviews: 1529 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 7-31-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. Puddle Jumping » reviewsTo know the ending, you must start at the beginning. I'm Isabella Marie Swan. Eighteen years old. Senior. Short in stature. Skinny fat. Brown hair and eyes. And this is my story. It's not your run of the mill fairy tale. ExB/AH RomanceTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,311 - Reviews: 218 - Published: 9-16-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete21. Decoy » reviewsA deal that will change their lives: Bella Swan is tired of being a nobody and makes a deal with one of the most popular guys in high school, Edward Cullen, to help her break into the "cool" clique. But is she who he thinks she is? ExB/AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,398 - Reviews: 304 - Updated: 9-16-11 - Published: 9-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete22. Scotch and Cigarettes reviewsWhat does your life story start with? A smile? A kiss? A glass of scotch and a cigarette? ExB/ AH/ M for content Reposted One ShotTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 356 - Published: 9-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete23. Vinyl » reviewsIts just another day at Vinyl Records Store: Fun. Uncomplicated. Just like having sex with your best friend, and coworker, should be. At least, that's what Bella and Edward are hoping. The rest of the employees, on the other hand...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 1985 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 7-21-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete24. Don't You Forget About Me » reviewsFiguring out "Why am I here?" is hard enough on its own. Six strangers with nothing in common, except each other... and a mental hospital, have been given eight hours to figure it all out. This is the chance of their lives. AH/ExBTwilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 2563 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 6-3-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
