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1. Maybe » reviews

Can Bella survive her assignment at SXSW when lust and infatuation combust in 19days? "He's like, if they had a picture of the word 'sex' in the dictionary, his face would be there and his sex hair would be all crazy and his eyes would be in Technicolor."

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,256 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete

2. Eight Days a Week » reviews

Bella Swan needs a Nanny. Edward Cullen needs a job. Accepting the Manny position will change his life forever...and may just help him grow up in the process. Snark, humor, lemons and Edward in a towel. Seduction has never been so juvenile. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,514 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 2-13-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete

3. Saving Myself » reviews

He's fresh out of the Army. She's fresh out of luck...and her mind. They've just met, but when an opportunity to win 2mill on a reality show arises, can they pretend to be in love? And saving themselves for marriage? BxE/AH/Fluff-fic

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,248 - Reviews: 1638 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 12-30-11 - Bella & Edward

4. Forever Mine reviews

That one shot that stemmed from two simple words: What if?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella - Complete

5. Lies Amongst the Evergreens reviews

That one shot I wrote for a friend who asked for her very own HEA...and allowed me to tell her story in my own words. ExB/ M for mature life content

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

6. Separated Self reviews

That revenge one shot written for a friend that's all angsty and has a Bad Ass Bella who never forgives or forgets. B/ RevengeFic

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella - Complete

7. Green Eyed Monster reviews

That one shot I wrote about Edward's trip with Bella to a porn shop. AKA: The Emasculation of Edward Cullen in Regards to His Inability to Accept That His Wife Wants a Sex Toy- ExB/ BuzzSecks

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

8. In Your Eyes reviews

That V-Day one shot I wrote about costars who can't separate their feelings onscreen and off. And get carried away in the back of a car. ExB/ RemakeSecks

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 12-13-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

9. White out: A Corporate Christmas One Shot reviews

That one shot I wrote back in 2009 where ExB get busy on a desk while a Christmas party is happening a foot away. M/ExB/CopyBoySecks

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 103 - Published: 12-13-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

10. All I Want For Christmas Is You reviews

That one shot I wrote last year where Edward walks around with a Santa hat...around his waist. ExB/ Ho Ho Ho Oh Noes

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 12-9-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

11. Instant HEA » reviews

A short story for those who just want to get straight to the Happily Ever After without all of the 'story' stuff that gets in the way.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 228 - Published: 12-9-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

12. We Still Linger Here » reviews

People enter our lives for a reason. To bring good. Or harm. Edward meets Bella in the most innocent of ways...But her intentions are not what they seem on the surface. Because we all have secrets. Some hurt more than others ExB/ All Human/ M for content

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 1240 - Updated: 12-8-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

13. Good Vibrations reviews

That Haiti Compilation one shot where Edward goes on a blind date with a very 'sensitive' Bella who can't control herself in public. BxE - Smutshot duh

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 11-4-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

14. Fixing Fanny reviews

That one shot I wrote for Fanny's 30th birthday where I poke fun at every fic sex cliche ever. And researched multiple names for vaginas. It's pretty much all Fanny's fault. BxE Holy Crowgasms

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-3-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

15. We're Off To See The Wizward reviews

That smutty Wizard of Oz/Twilight mash-up one-shot I wrote in 2009. The one that made your brain invert. BxE/ WTF

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 11-3-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

16. FAP » reviews

Dirty talking Edward Masen convinces amateur novelist, Bella Swan, that all she needs to become a good writer is a little more 'research' on her subject matter. 11yrs of history won't make it weird. After all, it's For Authentication Purposes. AH/ExB/M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,581 - Reviews: 741 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 10-25-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

17. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves » reviews

The world as we know it no longer exists. New social classes have formed. Monsters roam free. And Mankind's survival is not what it seems. AU/BxE/ Postapocalyptic Vampfic

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,308 - Reviews: 1512 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 7-31-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

18. Puddle Jumping » reviews

To know the ending, you must start at the beginning. I'm Isabella Marie Swan. Eighteen years old. Senior. Short in stature. Skinny fat. Brown hair and eyes. And this is my story. It's not your run of the mill fairy tale. ExB/AH Romance

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,311 - Reviews: 198 - Published: 9-16-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

19. Decoy » reviews

A deal that will change their lives: Bella Swan is tired of being a nobody and makes a deal with one of the most popular guys in high school, Edward Cullen, to help her break into the "cool" clique. But is she who he thinks she is? ExB/AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,398 - Reviews: 273 - Updated: 9-16-11 - Published: 9-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

20. Scotch and Cigarettes reviews

What does your life story start with? A smile? A kiss? A glass of scotch and a cigarette? ExB/ AH/ M for content Reposted One Shot

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 354 - Published: 9-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

21. Vinyl » reviews

Its just another day at Vinyl Records Store: Fun. Uncomplicated. Just like having sex with your best friend, and coworker, should be. At least, that's what Bella and Edward are hoping. The rest of the employees, on the other hand...

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 1980 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 7-21-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

22. Don't You Forget About Me » reviews

Figuring out "Why am I here?" is hard enough on its own. Six strangers with nothing in common, except each other... and a mental hospital, have been given eight hours to figure it all out. This is the chance of their lives. AH/ExB

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,904 - Reviews: 2548 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 6-3-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete