Hello!

I'm 17 and a bookworm, that's about it.

I'm obsessed with this whole fanfiction realm and all reviews, comments and messages are appreciated.

Anyway if any of you have any great stories please tell me! Also if anyone's interested in doing a collaboration please message me.

Some great stories that I've come across:

Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary Oxymoronic8

Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary- Oxymoronic8 (Angsty and brilliant, a definite MUST READ. A new version of Twilight based on separate circumstances.)

The blessing and the curse- The Black Arrow (AMAZING dark Edward and Bella story in a dimension of it's own)

Love in the Mirror Room- forbiddenkisses (A great James and Bella story)

Blood & Craving- ScreamingJello (pride and prejudice in its true time with a vampiric twist)

Boy in the Red Sweater- Starrynytex (Sweaterward is the bombdiggitty)

Bitter Sweet Symphony- I'mwiththevampires08 (smutty with an interesting slutward)

Withering the Ferns- AngstGoddess003 (troubled Edward and socialite Bella lost in the Forks wilderness, need i say more?)

Living Backwards- ciaobella27 (sarcastic 27 yr old Bella in shy 17 yr old Bella's body and smexy leather jacket wearing Edward... yum)

Faking It- Spanglemaker9 (band Bella and actor Edward in a 'relationship', what could go wrong?)

Edward Wallbanger- feathersmmmm (Hilarious writing and lots of entertaining sexual frustration)

And i'll be adding more along the way...

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

This is a message regarding ALL of my stories. I send my sincerest apologies to all the lovely readers out there who actually read my story because all of them are on a temporary HIATUS. I'm sorry but, I've only got 1 more month of school left, ever, and i really need to start working. I promise to start them up when I've finished school.

All-encompassing, permanent disclaimer:

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, JUST THE INDIVIDUAL STORY LINES.

Thanks