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since: 05-08-09, id: 1927841, Profile Updated: 11-03-09
country: Philippines
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Twilight.

There isn’t much to know about Pauline.

For one thing, she isn’t popular (and she doesn’t give a damn about that fact)

And for another, she can sometimes become a little odd (but not always)

Here’s a short list of her oddities;

: she prefers to stay at home and read books rather than attend parties

: she is a little terrified of the modern equipment called the “camera”, especially if it’s directed at her(lethal, in her opinion)

: she spends a lot of tym plopped down on her bed w/ her head in the clouds (when translated 4 those poor unfortunate souls who doesn’t have the faintest notion what that means, it is simply another term for “daydreaming”)

: she is addicted to the amazing novel entitled, ”harry potter”(and will kick anyone who has anything bad to say about it in the a)

: she loves to watch fantasy movies lyk harry potter(obviously), chronicles of narnia, eragon, lord of the rings, inkheart and journey to the center of the earth, among others.

: she doesn’t really appreciate movies that has the “all-too-familiar” love story w/c revolves around the “all-too-predictable” plot(she refers to it as “Loser Chick Flicks”

: she is surprised that anyone would even bother to watch those ‘LCF’

: she will read absolutely anything, from novels to dictionaries, except for math books(she attempted that once, and it didn’t turn out nicely)

: she writes a lot of fanfiction, poems and others..

: she also writes stories, but are never able to finish them(she has a lot of half-finished stories in her stash)

: her life’s biggest ambition is to become an internationally acclaimed author,(that or discovering the secret to recovering lost memories)

: as stated above, she Is very, very forgetful. (if she promises to give you a call, u myt need to remind her.)

: she can’t strike up a good conversation with anyone, and stutters a lot wen nervous.

: she does her very best not to attract attention to herself, because she myt lose her poise(if ever she has dat, w/c she seriously doubts)

: she always looks at her feet when she’s walking, fearing the possibility of a slip/trip/fall.

: even though she does all sorts of precautions, she still slips/trips/falls

: slipping/tripping/falling happens to her on a regular basis (she is soo used to it)

: she wants to learn other languages, and she’s especially interested in French, Italian and Latin.(she’s currently trying to learn Spanish and Mandarin, but aside from little progress, all she has been successful in doing is giving herself headaches)

: she adores Brits, (lyk Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Ben Barnes, Edward Speleers..etc)hey is ben barnes a brit? i'm not so sure, he's got this really weird and so not brit accent, you see.

: she loves animals, (whether stuffed or alive) especially dogs(although she got bitten once)

: she can imitate the british accent smoothly, can do a little French and is relatively good at imitating the “australian” accent(but she can never keep a straight face wen doing the aussie)

: she hates insects, reptiles and spiders(she once jumped off a table and sprained her ankle because of a cockroach)

: she doesn’t eat burgers( patties taste gross) and doesn’t drink soda(it’s just carbonic acid)

: sorry to those twilight fanatics out there, but she's not interested in metro vamps anymore. she finds them too..well, metro.The glittering in the sunlight thing of the vamps? if you ask her, she thinks its a minus to edward's hotness(since he's not hot in her opinion, that makes him a negative!) my goodness!It's like he's got pixiedust on him or something!He's like a bigger and less cute version of tinker bell!

: and btw Peter Pevensie is definitely HOTTER than Edward Cullen!(still undecided whether Peter is hotter than Harry Potter)

:she loves Narnia not because the actors are HOT(though it MAY be a contributing factor), but because the story is so damn good and beautiful and inspiring and amazing and..well, you get the picture. =) same thing goes for harry potter.

: she is very annoyed with the annoying habit of some annoying girls; the ooh-he's-so-cute-watch-me-blush-and-giggle-like-some-cute-little-fairy habit

:she thinks giggling(like a silly girl) is unnatural bahavior.

: she loves a good laugh, but sometimes goes over the ledge and woudn't stop laughing until her sides would feel like splitting.

: laughing alone is not a stranger to her, since she does laugh alone whenever a funny, random and spontaneous thought crosses her mind.

: it was mentioned above that Horror and gore doesn't agree with her, but she considers Edgar Allan Poe her third Favorite Author.


these are just a few of the things she does. If interested to know her personally, (w/c I seriously doubt, haha) feel free to leave her a message at her e-mail,

aravis24_pauline@yahoo.com

you guys have twitter? follow me! look for AravisRiddle okay? btw, underline for emphasis only(but u know that, right?)


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1. The ManHater » reviews
Denise Stoker is a teenage-girl who abhors men.But when Aslan sends her to Narnia to learn a valuable lesson, will her outlook in life change?And will she be able to help the kings and queens overcome the trouble that arises?stupid summary, sorry.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 10-31-09 - Edmund Pevensie & unknown
2. Not just his tutor and bestfriend reviews
He stared at me, his face dead serious and his ears looking like ripe tomatoes. “I’ve really missed you.” He said slowly.*set in their 6th year at hogwarts.pls read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
3. twilight parody
actually, its more of a new moon parody. Bella sings her heart out about being with the second best Jacob and losing the best edward . i suck at summaries..and titles..pls read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 7-28-09 - Bella - Complete
4. you belong with me hp parody reviews
new parody.set after the Yule ball. Ron and Hermione. pls. review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
5. gotta go my own way harry potter song parody
my 2nd parody. Again, it's about harry potter.Ron tells Harry and Hermione that he's leaving them. Set in the 7th book. it's not as funny as my first parody, i know..but pls, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Published: 7-5-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
6. Not meant to Be » reviews
The storyline is basically the same,but I added a character.She's a dryad who has been around since the Pevensies first found Narnia.She knows them..I don't want to spoil it,let's just say that I was reading twilight when I wrote this so expect romance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - Peter Pevensie
7. 7 things parody reviews
this is my first ever parody.Harry Potter tells Voldemort about the things he hates about the Dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-09 - Harry P. - Complete
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