Author has written 3 stories for Alpha and Omega, Movie X-overs, and Hotel Transylvania.
Hi I am dynamiteboom12345 and I like to draw cartoon stuff...
My obsessions are Alpha and Omega, Rio, Alvin and the chipmunks (Just the movie versions and ONLY the movie versions), Super Sentai, Kamen Rider (Den-o, Kiva, Decade and Double are my most favorite riders), Family Guy, Fish Hooks, The Simpsons, TUFF Puppy, Transformers, Spongebob (It's a classic show!) and the Cleveland Show (It's everything Family Guy was!).
This is just a quick background about myself, I have a mom, a dad, one brother, 2 sisters, 2 brothers-in-law, a niece and a nephew I am the youngest of the family but I'm the tallest. Overall, I'm a smart, friendly kid who does well in school and I have alot of friends, my only enemy is my brother (but that's normal for brothers to be enimies).
My favorite movies are: Alpha and Omega, Rio, Megamind, Dispecable Me, Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007 and 2009), all 3 Austin Powers movies, The Newer Star Trek Movie, Spaceballs, Robots, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, the Transformers Movie Trilogy (YES, even revenge of the fallen), Back to the Future (All 3 parts), Most of the Muppet Films, Tangled and Kamen Rider/Super sentai movies. (More soon...)
My favorite TV shows are: Family Guy, Fish Hooks, The Simpsons, TUFF Puppy, Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, Chappels Show,Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Voltron, Transformers, Spongebob, Smoking gun presents World's Dumbest, Cow and Chicken and the Cleveland Show. (More soon...)
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Now, (Because I got bored) here is a list of random quotes...
Now RANDOM QUOTES!!!!
"I like turtles..."
"BING CROSBY'S HORSE STILL HASN'T COME IN YET?"
25 Reasons I owe my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mout and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.
" You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."
Now, it's time for something a little more serious...
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Molly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Molly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
And Now for something funny...
Friend and Best Friends:
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when they break up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Smile. It confuses people.
Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!
A day without sunshine is like...night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him/her n say " You die in seven days"
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?
Don't follow me I'm lost too.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
Haha. I don't get it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.
Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.
Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
Danger: The person beside you is stupid.
It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them andyou have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.
Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
Who was the first person to look a cow andsay, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
When French people swear do they say padon my English?
"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
Rafioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Do not meddel in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunch and good with ketchup.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.
There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Sucide hotline...please hold...
Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.
Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)
When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
You never realy learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
I try to take life one day at a time, but, lately, several days have attacked me at once!
Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.
When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.
I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.
If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy. Check three of your friends if their o.k. then your it.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
\Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone!
What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.
Why is it that when a person tells you there are a million stars in the universe you belive them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure.
You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a rollar coaster.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restraunt like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of the chain and gag himself.
Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If it still dosen't work redefine success.
I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.
Women should not have children after 35...realy 35 children is enough.
Two wrongs are only the begining.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.
I love dead lines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver but if you pair that with shouting you get diamond.
Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."
It realy is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you saw my room, you would know why I don't have my homework.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, GET OVER IT.
Stupid is as stupid does.
You can roll in manure and powered sugar, but that dosen't make it a jelly-filled donut.
Newton's law to teenagers: An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.
Axe is the best smelling smell you can smell.
There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.
Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life isn't passing by. It's running me over.
Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man dosen't pee on his hands.
Everyone is entilted tobe stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, where's the ceiling?
10 Ways To Annoy People
1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"
2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"
3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.
4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.
5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A ass-whooping From Her Boyfriend)
6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"
7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"
8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"
9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."
10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"
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