Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.
Age: 17 I only need one more year lols.
Favorite Pairing: SasuNaru, SakuLee, NejiLee, NejiHina, GaaraOC(Meaning me), ShinoKiba, InoSaku, TsuSaku, TsuKaka, KakaIru, OroTsu, TsuJyri, ShikaTem, ShikaCho, NaruHina, SaiIno, NejiNaru, KakaNaru, JiryNaru, OroKabu, ItachiKyuu, MinoKyuu, FugiMino, MinoKus, ZabuHaku.
One's in black are the most favorite.
Favorite Character: Gaara (MINE)
Love & War: Naruto's Living room - http://cindycollier777.deviantart.com/#/d371zit
GOD vs. Science
--A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, “Let me explain the problem science has with religion.” The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. “You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'”
--"Yes sir,” the student says.
--“So you believe in God?”
--“Is God good?”
--“Sure! God's good.”
--“Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?”
--“Are you good or evil?”
--“The Bible says I'm evil.”
--The professor grins knowingly. “Aha! The Bible!” He considers for a moment. “Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him would you try?”
--“Yes sir, I would.”
--“So you're good...!”
--“I wouldn't say that.”
--“But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.”
--The student does not answer, so the professor continues. “He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good Hmmm? Can you answer that one?” The student remains silent.
--“No, you can't, can you?” the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. “Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?”
--“Er...yes,” the student says.
--“Is Satan good?”
--The student doesn't hesitate on this one. “No.”
--“Then where does Satan come from?
--The student falters. “From God”
--“That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?”
--“Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?”
--“So who created evil?” The professor continued, “If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.” Again, the student has no answer. “Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?”
--The student squirms on his feet. “Yes.”
--“So who created them?” The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. “Who created them?” There is still no answer. --Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. “Tell me,” he continues onto another student. “Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?”
--The student's voice betrays him and cracks. “Yes, professor, I do.”
--The old man stops pacing. “Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?”
--“No sir. I've never seen Him.”
--“Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?”
--“No, sir, I have not.”
--“Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
--“'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.”
--“Yet you still believe in him?”
--“According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?”
--“Nothing,” the student replies. “I only have my faith.”
--“Yes, faith,” the professor repeats. “And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.”
--At the back of the room another student stands quietly for a moment before asking a question of His own. “Professor, is there such thing as heat?”
--“Yes,” the professor replies. “There's heat.”
--“And is there such a thing as cold?”
--“Yes, son,there's cold too.”
--“No sir, there isn't.”
--The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. “You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees.
--“Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmit synergy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.”
--Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
--“What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?”
--“Yes,” the professor replies without hesitation. “What is night if it isn't darkness?”
--“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.
--“In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?” The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester.
--“So what point are you making, young man?”
--“Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.”
--The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. “Flawed? Can you explain how?”
--“You are working on the premise of duality,” the student explains. “You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.
-“It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.”
--“Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?”
--“If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes,of course I do.”
--“Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?” The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. “Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?”
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
--“To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.” The student looks around the room. “Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?” The class breaks out into laughter. “Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.
--“So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?”
--Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. --“I guess you'll have to take them on faith.”
--“Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,” the student continues. “Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?”
Now uncertain, the professor responds, “Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. The manifestations are nothing else but evil.”
--To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”
-The professor sat down.
IF THIS MADE YOU SMILE RE-POST UNTO YOUR PROFILE!!
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...
Or are planning to do any of these things
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about SasuNaru before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is dreaming about Willy Wonka on a unicycle or jumping out of a car on an American highway or chocolate pizza or a guy wearing nothing but a condom. (I'VE HAD ALL THESE DREAMS D:) Crazy is holding on to that little hope that Sasuke will come back to Konoha and sweep Naruto off his feet. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is getting an assignment, having it extended into the next term, not doing it, faking sick and ending up actually being sick just to skip school and finishing it the night before while typing this. crazy is when you write SasuNaru instead of your name on your test sheet. Crazy is when your friends have to knock you out just to make you stop fangazing over every or close to Yoai scene.
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じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)((Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!JK)
Tip's For New Writer's
1) Don't make your Character to OOC, there's a reason there called Out Of Character when you do that.
2) If you don't know if your stuff is good or not, get a beta, that's there job. I have one, Lanie12777, that helps with a couple of my stories, but remember beta's aren't there to do everything for you, there just there to fix your mistakes, but that doesn't mean don't check over your work. One thing that bugs me is when people are just like, 'Get a Beta, Get a beta!' Sometimes you have to do it yourself, if you rely on a beta to do everything, then how are you going to improve? *Hint, Hint why I don't have one for my story Love and War*
3) Make sure you know the series well, because if you do not know that Naruto love's ramen, or Shikamaru is Lazy, or Sasuke want's to kill his brother, you shouldn't be writing about the series.
4) Don't write NaruSasu!! (Nothing really to do with this, I just want more SasuNaru to read... lols. >.
5) Have fun with it be creative, don't steal stuff from other writer's or use an Idea that's way over used.
6) Ratings, always have the right ratings, your story can be taken off if it has the wrong rating.
7) Parings, always have a paring listed, either in your story or on the Summery, people want to know who's going to be getting it in the ass for most of the Story.
8) Repost and add your own.
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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Best SasuNaru's I've Ever Read(P.S.- All SasuNaru)
Fire and Ice: (Taken Down) If you want the original version, just send me a PM, ^-^
Naruto's twin brother Kyuubi is engaged to be married to their childhood friend Sasuke Uchiha. But when Kyuubi asked Naruto to grant him a favor and became him just for that 'certain' night, oh boy, it certainly turn Naruto's life upside down. Incomplete
Talk Dirty To Me: Complete/Rated M
College student Naruto can't figure out why his laptop won't turn on. So he decides to give tech support a call. It ends up being the best phone conversation of his life.
Carpe Jugulum: Complete/Rated M
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters.
Aphrodisiac: Complete/Rated M
"And then Naruto was straddling me naked. This had better not be a reguler thing." Naruto is put under a amorous jutsu, and Sasuke has to 'Deal With it'.
My Boys: On-Going/Rated M
Naruto is an average every day Freshman at Konoha High and Sasuke is a die hard rock star senior. Both have a group of boys they'd die for till their two worlds meet and lives are changed.
Husbands for a week: On-Going/Rated M
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer.
Yes I've seen a Bear: One-Shot/Rated M
Rants, Raves, and Personal Opinions (These are just things I feel I have to write down, and at least pretend someone reads this.)
This is a big one, and I mean BIG. Now its not the parings itself it's when people don't put the parings they writing about. Please remember not everyone is a NaruSasu and SasuNaru fan. Please, remember. Which brings me onto my next thing about parings. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people put SasuNaru and there's more NaruSasu lemon scenes then a NaruSasu labeled story. I know it might come as a BIG surprise to some, but when I read a SasuNaru story I would like to READ SASUNARU!!! I know very shocking right. Who knew that someone that noticed the story was SasuNaru would like to read SasuNaru. You'd be surprised at how many stories I've read that suddenly 'Change' to NaruSasu. It pisses me off. I get the whole if you don't like it don't read it! But I was under the impression that I would be reading SasuNaru. So to all those new and old authors I there I beg you to stick to the parings you promised, if you promised one. And remember not everyone likes what you like.
2) Parings Part 2
Yes there's a part 2, but it's also different. Why is this different because it's not main parings it's side paring's. That's right, and you ask. 'Whats the problem with side parings there in everything!!' Well it's simple really, when I read a fanfiction, lets take oh I don't know SasuNaru for insistence, There's a side paring of Oh I don't know NejiGaa, because lets be serious this is a big side paring out there. Why? I have absolutely no idea, because it make absolutely no since. Anyway getting off track. Now I've read some stories, not very far may I add, where all it was, was practically NejiGaa in almost every chapter. Now I don't know about you, but I decided to read the story because of the main paring NOT the side parings. When I writing a fanfic I typically try and not to put a huge or even little side paring smex in. I'll mention the couple and maybe use them to move the story along some way but other then that I DON'T write it. Why? Well think about it. Who is your most favorite anime person? The one that you love so much but you'll never be with? Don't lie we all have one. Well mine is Gaara I said it not afraid to either. So every freaking NejiGaa I come across is just a punch in the gut. So why don't I write much for side parings? Because I know there is people out there just like me who love a anime person to much, and it hurts to read these things. So if someone told me that they love a character I wouldn't hesitate to write less about them so that doesn't have to suffer. Just think people it hurts, if I could I would go out of my way to try and not use that person. Trust me it hurts alot!
3) Naruto OOC's
Now don't get me wrong everyone writes OOC character. WHEN THEY AREN'T COMPLETELY OOC. And I hope you get what I mean, for instance there are a lot of them when it comes to Naruto. I may be a SasuNaru fan but that doesn't mean I want to read about a completely dependent Uke, needs help from everyone Naruto. If Naruto is so freaking Dependent that he might as well have Sasuke wipe his ass for him, you know somethings wrong. Don't get me wrong were all bound to write one, but lets be serious Naruto isn't the type to let people protect him. He is not going to let people die for him because like hell there going to die protection him when he could do something. Now you ask how do I know this? Oh I don't know because I READ THE MANGA!! Still do I'm a huge fan and pisses me off to see people get the character so wrong. And I mean the Narutos that are all cuddly cute and Innocent. Really? Since when was Naruto Innocent? He is very Oblivious but that doesn't mean he's all 'If it's what Sasuke want then I shall please my Seme in anyway I can. giggle.' You know what I call that BULLSHIT!! Seriously when has Naruto EVER let Sasuke tell him what to do, willingly.
Now don't get me wrong I'm not about to complain because people don't review the I want them to. You can review anyway you want to, I understand that sometimes you really have nothing to say about the chapter but want to express your love for it, so you have 'Love it Update Soon!' or "Please Update Soon!" as you only thing, I completely understand, every review is appreciated and loved. ^-^ Now to what the rant is about, what this is about is those who leave review like, "This is such a crappy story." or "You're gmmer is so bad!!! Do u evn knw how to speel?" or "Gawd Naruto dose not act like that! Do you even know the series?" Now I'm not about to get all made because I get reviews like these, honestly I know the moment I posted the story I know I will get both bad and good reviews, that's not what makes me mad. No what makes me mad is when you have the balls to post that review, but not sign in, because you better thank the lord that you didn't sign in, because if you would have I would have told you exactly how I felt about what you said, and then proceed to tell you how stupid you are. If you have enough balls to post a review like that, you better have enough balls to get a reply back, because I'm not about to sit back and let you flame on me, when you either one, say my grammar is bad, and you can't even spell grammar in sentence, or two say I don't know how to write a Naruto and in stories you have, you have Naruto so fucking dependent that the actual Naruto wouldn't believe it. Please bitch, sign in, I dare you.