Shadow's and Knight's Theory on the creation of dodgeball: We believe that in places like Rome or maybe Greece, they would put criminals in stadiums and then throw rocks at them. So our guess is Dodgeball derives from stoning people to death. Do you agree?

My FAVORITE quote of all time: "I have a life, I just choose not to use it." -unknown.

Hi people, name's Shadow and welcome to my profile!

Well huge thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed my stories! You guys rock! Thanks for making writing worth while. (oh and guys, I also accept anonymous reviews!)

Real name: Starts with a "no" and ends with a "way"

Moving record: I moved about eight times before I was two years old. (oh so much fun, I'm glad I was too young to remember)

Yeah, so that was my incredibly random ramblings that you probably didn't read, but I was bored.

Here's some fun stuff and a few of my promises:

My friends (cough Knight cough cough) gave me a nickname, and I am now called Rain, for whatever reason. -shrug-

Favorite color(s): black, emerald green, sapphire blue, aqua, and blood red.

People describe me as sarcastic, slightly (cause they're trying to be nice) bitchy, open minded, creative, annoying, funny, helpful and loving.

I will always be fair in my reviews.

I will always tell you what main ships I will be using (if any).

And I want your criticism, but be nice.

Oh, I may also be insane, but then again, we don't want to get into that.

The ships I love and support are as follows:

KurtXKitty-X Men: Evolution and Wolverine and the X Men (I will always write this ship for X Men, get used to it) There are no where near enough Kurtty stories out there, and I am taking it upon myself to write some (by the way, they are totally meant to be).

HakuXChihiro- Spirited Away

AangXKatara-Avatar

LoganXOroro-X Men: Evolution and Wolverine and the X Men (I will write and read this pair)

LoganXRogue- X Men: Evolution (I love this pair, both as a father/daughter relationship, and romantic, so you can expect both)

HarryXGinny- Harry Potter (long time obsession, can't ever seem to get out of my head)

ToddXWanda (I just read an amazingToddXWanda one-shot, I am now hooked!)

A few things you should know about me are:

I am sarcastic and a bookaholic.

I am also a female, and in highschool/college, but that's the most detail you're getting there!

I'm not a people pleaser, but I do hate upsetting people.

I enjoy writing stories with happy endings, but I have been known for writing really depressing stuff sometimes, just so you know.

I am NOT artistically talented, so if anyone feels like doing art for one of my stories, all I ask is that you tell and ask me.

Oh, and you might also notice that I have something of an animation fix, but that's okay! I am a person of many likes and even more dislikes! :D

Thanks a million!

Quotes of Awesomeness!

The leaning tower of Piza can do it, so can you! - My sister watching gymnastics.

Where am I? - Paula Abdul ( if you watched American Idol all season and saw the Museum spoof you probably understand this)

Kick his ass, then drag him into the twenty first century! - Me, talking about how guys think they're better than girls

Support the Zanidu Party of Canada!- My friend

"If I'd had a normal life, I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now. But as I've lead an utterly ridiculous life, I'd have to say that we're apparently surrounded by alternate timeline versions of ourselves." (Nightcrawler, Excalibur #103)

Kurt: "I'll agree to you staying on the team. But if you ever-"
Brian: "EVER."
Kurt: "Hurt Kitty-"
Brian: "I will without hesitation tear your head off."
Kurt: "And I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures all over it before teleporting it into the north sea."
Pete: "Well, the urge to go to the little boys room has now left me."
(Excalibur 91)

Kurt: "Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
(Uncanny X-Men 410)

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train. - unknown

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! - unknown

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" - unknown

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. - unknown

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. - unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! - unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - unknown

"Who gives a shit about Edward Cullen and Bella when you can watch James get his head get ripped off. XD" - SilentSonata (this makes life so much better doesn't it?)

If you can't be cool, be feared...my Mama always used to tell me that. - Toad (X Men: Evolution)

We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves. - Gerald Hausman

If music is the food of love...play on. - William Shakespere (I saw this on a plaque at my music instructor's house and fell in love with it)

A conversation between me and my friend:

I'm trying to make light of a shity situation...it isn't working is it? -Me

Nope. - Him

Shit! -Me

...-Him

(This is where I quirk an eyebrown and wonder if his brain's been disconnected.)

I win. -Him

I start laughing outrageously.

And yes, this was a real conversation between my friend and I. We are quite weird and you can quote me on that. (hey, if you haven't guessed, this friend of mine in Knight)

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - unknown

Men aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. - unknown

The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes. - unknown

Vertical - So vertical there is no horizontal. - unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like no one had ever hurt you. Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live like this is a paradise on Earth. - unknown

Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown

I am a pink flamingo on the great lawn of life. - unknown

Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - unknown

I wanna blow shit up with my mind. - unknown (yeah, but I also say this)

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - unknown

"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"- unknown

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.” - unknown

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" - unknown

"Sometimes you need to be strong
For a friend
For your family
Or for yourself...
And other times its okay to cry."- unknown

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."- unknown

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "- Bill Gates (thank you for helpin me with this one LabRatzRule)

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "- unknowng

"Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make good excercise."- unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " - unknown (I know some people who I would love to do this to)

"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."- unknown

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."- unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein (many thanks livelavalive for letting me know this!)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- unknown (so true! I wonder if I can use this as an excuse in Science...)

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."- unknown (hell yes!)

"Never memorize something that you can look up."- unknown (-sing song voice- look in the back of the text book for the answers)

"Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" -unknown

"Books never hurt anyone until you get hit by one" - kenshinlover13 (thanks for this one!)

Writing and playing Sims is just another way of saying you like playing God. -Me

My father always used to say that, when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
-Lee Iacocca

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. - unknown

It is curious—curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
-Mark Twain

Strength and courage aren't always measured in medals and victories. They are measured in the struggles they overcome. The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose. - Ashley Hodgeson

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.”
-Leo F. Buscaglia quotes

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. -Dale Carnegie

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle

It's not that your not supposed to live, your just supposed to be evil!" - unknown (hey, this describes me!)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you apples, get pissed, throw a fit and demand that you get lemons instead." - unknown

"What you've just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point were you even close to something that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." - Billy Madison

I'm a little annoying like the Black Plague was just a little cough. - Me!

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned! - Chickens Everywhere(my sister found this quote, so a quick round of applause goes to Natalie( she didn't like me calling her Kiko -pouts-)!)

I don't wait for windows of opportunity, I just destroy the walls. -Me!

Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H. Schuller

Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to! Mine's going to say: Phoebe Buffay, buried alive. - Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay on FRIENDS

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. - Kurt Cobain

No one grows up. they just learn how to act in public. - unknown

If I had no sense of humour then I would have committed suicide long ago - Mahatma
Ghandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - unknown

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. - unknown

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise - unknown

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them- unknown

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.- unknown

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - unknown

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins. - unknown

This is latin 101. i reserve the right to overload your tiny little brain at my own discretion." Prof. Carolin Hardin, U of L

Don’t make me get my flying monkeys!”-unknown

Stories in Progress: (I've decided to change up my work schedule. As of now, Blood Passion is going to have mroe focus than Marvel Close. None of my stories are going on hiatus, I've just decided to focus more on Blood Passion for now)

Demon Sins Collection:fics with Kurt showing a few more animalistic tendencies. All Kurtty, darker themes. First story in progress.

Title: Blood Passion (a good song for Kurt in this story is 'Animal I Have Become' by Three Days Grace. Give it a listen if you have the time)

Rated: M-for dark themes and some more mature scenes (but no lemons, so get your heads out of the gutter!)

Summary: Set in the late seventeenth/ early eighteenth century, Kurt Wagner is a demon, changed into a creature of the night by a vampire that attacked his family. Kitty Pryde is a young girl living in a small village. Her sister is the perfect young woman, and her brother is such a charmer he'll be able to get any rich woman he wants and be comfortable for the rest of his life. She lives life day to day, while he lives his killing and living as a monster. It is only when they meet that both their worlds are thrown together. He saves her and comes back to the human he once was, the human his sister was able to help him save. Kitty is brought to life, shown that life isn't about marrying whom your parents wish and producing heirs, but of passion, love, and living not surviving. A demon and a human, one with a tragic past, the other struggling to find her future. A romance for the ages... !WARNING! Demon/ vampire Kurt! This means there will be some...canabolistic bits. NOT for those with weak constitutions! If blood, or the thought of blood or anything in that area freaks you out, I ask you don't read this story as I don't want reviews saying that it is too dark, YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS.Kurtty, with teeny tiny hints of Loro. Some Jott (because they deserve each other)

Title: Marvel Close

Rated: T

Summary: (X-Men:Evolution): A glimpse into the human lives of Kurt, Kitty, Marie (Rogue), and Evan! Also starring Logan, Ororo, Wanda, Raven and Remy! Kurtty, Loro, Romy! (if anyone has an idea for who Evan should go with, I beg of you to LET ME KNOW, as I have no idea whom our favorite porcupine should be paired with)

Title: Blue

Rated: T

Summary: A collection of Kurtty oneshots with Kitty taking care of her 'Fuzzy Elf'.

Title: Realizations

Rated: T

Summary: Kurt's break up with Amanda causes some...interesting side effects.

Title: Ice Cream and Nightmares

Rated: T

Summary: (X Men Movie-verse) Kurt is now with the X Men, and in the aftermath of Jean's death he begins a friendship with the young Kitty Pryde. But will this friendship turn into something more?

Title: Eclipsed Sunlight

Rated: T

Summary: Sequal to 'Tortured Shadows'. (currently in-production)

Copy and Paste:

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A life is a life

born or unborn

perfect or unperfect

blind or not blind

deaf or undeaf

young or old

God didn't give it to us just to get

rid of it ourselves by

murder or abortion

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Please repost this if you will.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger!

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Nightcrawler's Shadow

If you realize that this ain't a scene, it's an arms race, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a gay friend and are damn proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile!

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY WHEN...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do too, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (My friends are alway talking about their favorite kind of drink, it makes me sick to my stomach. bleh)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (yep! If you read the earlier part of my profile, you know its Rain. Again, I don't know why. It might have been the hippie impression I did once when I was hyper on sugar but who knows)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Nightcrawler's Shadow

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in X Men (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other X Men related thing you can think of about X Men or the X Men characters. Crazy is when you can open up a X Men comic and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OKD (Obsessive Kurt Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you can write a very thick biography about your favorite X-men character. Crazy is when you randomly shout out CHOCOLATE just to make your friend laugh. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spent time just copying and pasting things onto your profile because you were bored, copy and paste this onto you profile.

A Good and Best Friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

More Copy and Paste Shit:

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (uh-oh)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've read all seven Harry Potter book out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((Jurassic Park))

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If science class kills all your self-esteem, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Flubbed Headlines

these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say

JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Isn't a murder victim dead in the first place)

11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (and they said drugs hurt your grades)

MAN KILLED OVER PHONE(parents should tell this to there teens to get them to stop texting)

POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE(What the Heck!!)

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (zombie workers on strike?)

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow (Kurtty shall rule all! Die Lancitty, may you burn in the depths of hell!)

If you've ever gone into a mini rant (such as I just did) about your favorite pairings, copy and paste this onto your profile and name your favorite ship: Kurtty (XME)

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Those who are racist are afraid of the unknown. Those who suffer because of racism are given the short end of the stick. If you wish to use said stick against racists, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are constantly misspelling just on your computer as 'jsut' copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this)

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

If you have stayed on the computer literally all day taking absolutely no breaks whatsoever, except bathroom breaks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had the urge to jump into your TV and correct whatever mistakes your favorite characters have made, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think bananas are odd fruits, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to talk like your favorite character (with an accent), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mouthed the words to your favorite movie and/or TV show just to piss off your friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.(I'm pretty sure I live by this rule)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.

I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Things That Piss Me Off...
-Jonas Brothers
-People who start a fantastic fic and stop writing after the second chapter.
-Bipolar People
-Alcoholic beverages(BOOZE)
-Any type of vomit.
-Bugs
-Tunnels
-The Voices
-Snobby People
- People that think they know everything about a book, when they JUST read it
- Lancitty
- the lack of Kurt in Wolverine and the X Men
- no cell service
- people who think shipping Kurtty and Loro is pointless (well say that to me and blackrose5242 and you'll find yourself unconcious in less than five seconds...and that's if we give you a head start)
- OC fics.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.) (thank you to Epsilon Indi for finding these next few labels)

A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is?

A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANLDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place?

On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that?

On a church sign: "JESUS IS GOOD". I'm unsure whether this is a typo or not, but either way it's amusing.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you ever stop typing randomly, copy an

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

First Grade True Story
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy #@! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

If you've ever lit a fireproof substance on fire copy/paste. It's fun, especially when you actually DO light said substance on fire. There is no such thing as non flammable...(yeah it's not a reassuring thought)

If you like being different and don't care what those jerks at school say put this onyour profile and add your name below:Shadow Kitty 22, -Gasp- Dead Deer, Nightcrawler's Shadow,

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

My Random Rants (feel free to skip):

Racism: Stupid, pathetic, idiotic. People need to start accepting or I'm going to start kicking some serious ass! No seriously, if one person says oneword about how Caucasians are better than everyone else, I will not hesitate to swear a blue streak while inflicting serious pain. (Note: I am Caucasian, but that doesn't mean I agree with the others...stupid freakin pieces of...)

Kurtty (this one is more based on obsession but oh well):Lance, who is Lance? Oh, he's the guy that should burn in the depths of Hell! yeah, I know him. Hey, if you see him, tell him he should be glad he's still alive.

And about Amanda...honey, do us all a favour and stop leading Kurt on! We all know he belongs with Kitty.

War:Again, stupid, pathetic, and just little boys and girls comparing who has the better monster trucks and Barbie dolls! If you guys have a disagreement...buy a friggin' chess set!

Child Abuse:You sick, sick bastards! They are children for the love of God! back off 'em cause what'd they ever do to you?!

If you did read this, I thank you for putting up with me and my awful temper, but hey, sometimes a girl just has to speak her mind.

~If you believe Kurtty and Loro NEED to be cannon, copy and pastes this onto your profile!~ seriously, do it RIGHT NOW...yes, you in the back this means you!

I protest the Kurtty vaccination! If you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! ftw?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live. ~ Dorothy Parker

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon. ~ Gwendolyn Brooks

What a grand thing, to be loved!
What a grander thing still, to love!~ Victor Hugo

The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But the theory now goes
That the apple's a rose,
And the pear is, and so's
The plum, I suppose.
The dear only know
What will next prove a rose.
You, of course, are a rose--
But were always a rose. ~ Robert Frost

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay. ~ Robert Frost

Hello profile readers! I am Shadowcat's Knight (or Knight for short) and I would be Shadow's male counterpart! You may notice notes from me occaisionally when Shadow is busy.

Any questions will NOT be replied to by me, unless asked.

Just so you know, by counterpart, I mean Shadow and I are nearly exactly the same. We scare our friends daily.

I hope you know I go to great lengths to annoy Shadow, please repect that. -grin-

Currently: Writing exciting message!

Here's the exciting message: Shadow's writing a book! No, she won't tell me the title, and I'm probably not supposed to be writing this out, but hey. What she doesn't know can't hurt her. Anyway, she's writing a book so wish her luck! (and wish me luck in getting the title out of her)

Now what are you reading this for? Start reading and reviewing the stories already!