Nightcrawler's Shadow
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since: 05-08-09, id: 1928197, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
country: Canada
Author has written 66 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Wolverine & the X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, How to Train Your Dragon, NCIS, CSI, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Once Upon a Time, Avengers, and Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion.

I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees, and I'd like to say a few words if you please...I am a young woman of the twenty first century. I am a child of the technology era. I live in the city. I drive a car. I do not want things to change from the way that they are. But if you're like me and you speak for the trees, then write down a few of your own words, if you please. For every few minutes a little more of our world is dying, and not too many seem to realize how our planet is crying. So my dear readers, if you love our world so, speak for the trees and remember please that unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better...it's not.

Nightcrawler's Shadow n; a fanfiction writer, has an obsessive personality, individual, more likely to swear than count to ten. Has issues with stupid people. Pisces.

Welcome to the site of insanity and lack of caring for what others think; you must not be stupid and have an open mind if you wish to continue.

Rule #1: No sexist/racist/homophobic jokes.
Rule #2: No innappropriate comments about my stories, likes/dislikes, favourite stories, or anything pertaining to me that is personal. You are here to read my stories and nothing else. If you wish to dig into my personal life, you are a very sad person indeed.
Rule #3: Your shit is your shit, my shit is my shit.

Carry on.

My Shows/Movies:

Rise of the Guardians
Warm Bodies
Once Upon a Time
The Lorax
Prince of Persia
Bones
Alien vs. Predator (first one, not second)
Being Human, US
Dexter
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (until Oz leaves, then it no longer exists)
Angel (first season mainly, but I'm a sucker for good beginnings)
Thor (whole Avengers universe actually)
Megamind
Avatar
Brokeback Mountain
CSI
CSI: NY
NCIS
True Blood
Lost Girl
How To Train Your Dragon
Rookie Blue
Dark Angel
Rent
All X Men movies
(if I kept listing them, I'd never stop, I own enough DVDs to open a Best Buy)

My Dirty Little Secret (DLS): My love of SLASH couples: Nick and Greg/Ennis and Jack/Aidan and Josh

Things That Piss Me Off And Annoy Me In General...
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Child molesters
- People who abuse their spouses
- Stupid people
-Jonas Brothers
-Miley Cyrus
- Justin Bieber's music (not Justin Bieber, just his music)
-People who start a fantastic fic and stop writing after the second chapter.
-Bipolar People
-Alcoholic beverages(BOOZE) in large amounts
-cheating assholes
-Any type of vomit.
-Bugs
-The Voices
-Snobby People
- the Duggers (use a f*cking condom!)
- People that think they know everything about a book, when they JUST read it (or only see the movie, looking at you Tim)
- no cell service
- OC fics.
- people who think they know everything in general
- being dumped via text message
- Warrick's death in CSI
- homophobes
- racists
- that dumb shit who calls me a hooker
- preps, jocks and so caled 'normal people'

Great! Now that you've read the cynical, half is glass empty me, get to know the glass is half full, overly happy side of me.

Things I Love/Squeal in Delight Over/Hug People For...
- forensics
- Avengers
- talent
- CSI (I like it because I like forensics, I don't like forensics because I like CSI)
- NCIS
- honesty
- hugs
- sweet guys (yes, you know who you are)
- my girl (my little Totoro lover )
- people who fight for others
- protests against Prop 8
- freedom to marry who you want
- kick ass parents who throw stuff at people who hurt their kids (Hi Mom!)
- people with good taste in movies/TV (Hi Dad!)
- restraining orders
- love
- Hot Topic
- my IPod/computer
- my sisters
- non-conformity
- people who adopt
- the Freedom of Choice
- bro lovin'

ABOUT X MEN EVOLUTION FICS: As the last few years has shown my interests have changed drastically. I've gone from Evo obsessed to (fill in blank) obsessed. As such, my writing of XME has dropped. I see no new XME stories in the future, but I will try my hardest to finish the ones I have up.

The ships I love and support are as follows:

R X Julie - Warm Bodies (Um...love...love...love...go see this movie)

Jack X Tooth - Rise of the Guaridans (Rainbow Snowcone/Frostbite) (I also adore Tooth as a mother figure, but romance is also fantastic, especially in well written AUs!)

Hawkeye/Clint Barton X Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff - Avengers (aka BlackHawk)

Rumpelstiltskin(Mr. Gold)X Belle- Once Upon a Time

Snow White(Mary Margaret)XPrince James 'Charming' (David Nolan)-Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan X Sheriff Graham (The Huntsman)-Once Upon a Time

Dastan X Tamina - Prince of Persia

The Once-ler X (Grammy) Norma Wiggins - The Lorax

Ted X Audrey - The Lorax

Booth X Brennan- Bones (Made. For. Each. Other.)

Hodgins X Angela- He took her to a swing set for their first date! THAT is romance.

Josh X Aidan-Being Human US (Switzerland people, Switzerland)

Aidan X Sally-Can we say cute?

Josh X Nora- I love the chemistry they have

Lex X Scar-AVP (Pure. Awesome. You have to admit they had chemistry)

Dexter X Rita- Dexter (He loved her, he really did.)

Dexter X Lumen-Dexter (I was almost wary of the fifth season, but I like how the relationship grew. It was instrumental to Dexter's character)

Dexter X Deb-Dexter (usually when I'm starved for sweetness I go romance, but mostly bro/sis-I don't support incest!)

Oz X Willow-Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Goddamn you Joss, just...die in a hole for not bringing back this couple)

Doyle X Cordelia- Angel (I don't condone the use of drugs, but I'm not about to speak ill of the dead for mistakes. Hopefully, the mistakes Glenn Quinn made will stop someone from copying them. Either way, Glenn Quinn, rest in peace. Loyal fans will continue your life through the characters you left behind.)

Buffy X Angel- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I'm a sucker for the angst, plus Angel could so kick Edward Cullen's ass, he's hotter too and looks better shirtless, and David Boreanaz is a WAY better actor than whatshisface)

Thor X Jane- Thor

Loki X Darcy-Thor (they have no screen time together, but come on! They'd be cute)

Loki X Tony-Thor/Iron Man/Avengers (Don't. Fucking. Ask...cute in a weird cracky way)

Megamind X Roxanne- Megamind (freakin' LOVE this movie!)

Nick X Greg- CSI (never thought I'd like something like this, but it snuck up on me, not that I'm complaining!) aka The Love

Hodges X Wendy- CSI aka Wedges (so geeky, so cute!)

Logan X Max- Dark Angel

Tony Dinozzo X Ziva David- NCIS (There is not enough) aka Tiva

Abby Scuito X Tim McGee- NCIS (so sweet!)

Jethro Gibbs X Shannon Gibbs- NCIS (original, you know he'll never get over her)

Gibbs X Jenny- NCIS (meh, sure, not against it)

Ennis X Jack- Brokeback Mountain (my second dirty little secret)

Nick X Catherine- CSI (just cause it can be pure adorableness at times) aka CatNip

Warrick X Catherine (gah, the cute! It burns!) aka YoBling!

Grissom X Sara- CSI (pure cannon) aka GSR

Kurt X Kitty-X Men: Evolution and Wolverine and the X Men aka Kurtty

Jake X Neytiri- Avatar (praise Eywa I don't care what people say, this movie kicks ass! No, shut up you are wrong Academy, this movie deserves best picture award! Blue people for the win!)

Haku X Chihiro- Spirited Away

Aang X Katara-Avatar: The Last Airbender aka Kataang

Logan X Ororo-X Men: Evolution and Wolverine and the X Men aka Loro or Rolo

Logan X Rogue- X Men: Evolution (I love this pair, both as a father/daughter relationship, and romantic) aka Logue

Harry X Ginny- Harry Potter (long time obsession, can't ever seem to get out of my head)

Todd X Wanda (I just read an amazingToddXWanda one-shot, I am now hooked!)

V X Evey- V for Vendetta (hands down, greatest movie ever!)

Hellboy X Liz- Hellboy (their relationship is just adorable in the movies)

Abe X Princess Nuala- Hellboy (another great pair, wish she hadn't died)

Lucian X Sonja- Underworld (watched the prequal, nearly cried in the end. Lucian is my new favorite character)

Selene X Micheal- Underworld (just, wow, so sweet) (yay Micheal! Hybrids for the win!) (Scott Speedman equals yum!)

Chandler X Monica- FRIENDS (I like Ross and Rachel together, but these guys are just so unexpected that they're perfect together!)

Will X Matt- W.I.T.C.H. (Just...-sigh-)

Chloe X Derek- Darkest Powers trilogy

Zoey X Stark- House of Night series

King X Abby- Blade: Trinity (heehee, so many awesome lines from Ryan Reynalds in this one)

Sam X Andy- Rookie Blue (it's in CANADA bitches!)

Graverobber X Amber Sweet- Repo! The Genetic Opera

Graverobber X Blind Mag- Repo! The Genetic Opera

Graverobber X Shilo- Repo! The Genetic Opera (as long as it's done well; but I really love them when they have a father/daughter relationship)

Sam X Mikaela- Transformers (who the hell is this blonde bitch named Carly? And why the -bleep- is she with Sam?!)

Optimus Prime X Elita-1- Transformers (all worlds -this includes Blackarachnia in the Animated Universe)

Ironhide X Chromia- Transformers (all worlds)

Sam X Bumblebee- Transformers (all worlds; mainly as friendship) (romantically, but it has to be done realistically -y'know, as realistically as you can get with giant alien robots- and tastefully)

Bumblebee X Sari- Transformers Animated (just recently introduced to me, I'll see where it goes from here)

Sookie X Bill- True Blood

Jessica X Hoyt- True Blood

Sam X Luna- True Blood

Tara X Jason- True Blood

Tara X Sam- True Blood

Marcus Wright X Blair Williams- Terminator (I am officially in LOVE with Sam Worthington!)

John Connor X Kate Brewster(Connor)- Terminator

Kyle Reese X Sarah Connor- Terminator

Tyler X Nora- Step Up (Channing Tatum is awesome and he and Jenna Dewan (Tatum) are so cute together!)

Hiccup X Astrid- How To Train Your Dragon (a BAMF of a movie)

Dyson X Bo- Lost Girl

Quotes

(In response to being hassled by suspect) That’s right we’re not cops (draws gun) we’re mad scientists. –Nick Stokes, CSI

(From NCIS: Hiatus Part 1)

Tony: This is so Usual Suspects.

Ziva: Tony, your dying words will be "I've seen this film."

(From NCIS Chimera)

Tony: (carrying dead rat) yes Alex, I'll take "Horror Films That Take Place on Ships" for 500 thank you. (the ship's lights go out) oh, goody, Double Jeopardy.

(from same episode)

Tony: (singing) ba, ba black ship, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, but in order to see ir you're gonna need top secret government clearence.

"I'm just like a sponge; I absorb information." Greg Sanders
"I thought that was my line?" Gil Grissom
"Yeah, and I absorbed it." Greg Sanders -CSI