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since: 05-08-09, id: 1928353, Profile Updated: 10-08-11
country: Australia
Author has written 21 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Twilight, Pride and Prejudice, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane and the Dragon, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Maid Sama!, Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け, and Shugo Chara!.

Schnook [schnoo.k] - noun slang.

1. An unimportant or stupid person; dope.

2. A teenage writer of the female persuasion.

Origin: 1945-50, Americanism ; of uncertain origin*

revised: somewhere down under, or, if answer is preferred, one's own mother.

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One day, I'll own a personal libarary the size of a blue whale, and collect typewriters instead of stray cats. Then again, I may reconsider the cats.

A request? PM me. (PM standing for Private Massage, of course. Or Persuasion Money. Petitioned Makeover. Whatever boats your float.)

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1. Hope, His Mother Said reviews
Armageddon came that year. Ten months later, he seeks atonement. Redemption. Forgiveness: A story of friendship, love, kindness, and the world we wake to. 3/5.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-10-12 - Chizuru Y. & Ryu S. - Complete
2. Pertinence, His Mother Said » reviews
He's just one guy, preparing himself for humiliation. Of course, the fact that she's clueless doesn't help. 1/5.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-19-11 - Published: 10-8-11 - Sawako K. & Shouta K. - Complete
3. Invention, His Mother Said reviews
He is she. She is he. It's a simple formula, but it's the one that provides the answers. 2/5
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-11 - Ayane Y. & Kento M. - Complete
4. Ripe for the Picking reviews
Dear God, please let Ikuto Tsukiyomi die. Thank you. Ikuto/Amu.AU.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-11 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete
5. Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn » reviews
One week. One Hotel. One chance by a series of post-it notes, dog-eared pages, sarcastic remarks and wilting hopes. They're just two more people in the world searching for something beyond the sex and glamour of their youth. Usui/Misaki. Now drabbles.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 10-8-11 - Published: 6-21-11 - T. Usui & Misaki A. - Complete
6. You Is Just Another Synonym » reviews
Kyouya Ootori has a mission. Jane Walters is praying to all kinds of midday television it has nothing to do with her. But apparently, Oprah has better things to do. Kyouya/OC. Slightly AU.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 2-20-11 - Kyōya O.
7. And Then There Were None reviews
It had been a natural response, much like catching a ball with nimble fingers when it is flung at you. Sayu Yagami had been flung at him with such a force he was not prepared for. Mello/Sayu. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-11 - Mello & Sayu Y. - Complete
8. Blue Is Underrated reviews
He's got a pocketful of freshly-baked bravery. He's no knight; yet there's a thumping in his head, in his heart, that assures him otherwise. J/J. One-shot.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-11 - Jane T. & Jester - Complete
9. Four Weeks With One, Two, Three reviews
Mori was practical. What better place to have found her then, than in the sunshine? Both denied glancing over their shoulders . One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-10 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
10. The Technicalities of the Telescope reviews
Her opera glasses are her microscope, his glasses is his telescope, and together, they're a wide-shot in acute focus. Except they're not, because they're not together, and he's glad. Kyouya/Eclair
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-10 - Kyōya O. & Eclair T. - Complete
11. ALICE II » reviews
The sequel to 'ALICE.' Wonderland has never been so adventurous before...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,726 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 7-24-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta
12. Unexpected Diversions » reviews
In between the whirring computers, the snide remarks, the scratchy wigs and the Lego blocks, he's really not asking for much. Just her heart. Near/OC. Post series.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 2-27-10 - Near
13. My Name Is Jester reviews
I find myself wishing I knew my name; a name to prove I am more than the Jester. I am more than the fool of the castle. I am a man; a man worthy of a name.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-29-10 - Jester & Jane T. - Complete
14. My Name is Scout reviews
He's wearing his best suit, the one he keeps in the room I'm Not Allowed In Under Any Circumstances, and that surely is a sign from God himself." One-shot; Scout, Jem and Atticus
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-10 - Complete
15. Her Breathing reviews
His breathing was heavy and deep, making her wonder whether he had ran to the spot, forgetting till the last minute, or was breathing deeply through excitement of holding the hand of another girl on their bench." One-shot, unless persuaded otherwise
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 1-20-10 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. & Will P. - Complete
16. The Boy Watched reviews
The boy watched her, as always, from behind the dying bushes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
17. ALICE » reviews
When Alice returns to her childhood escape, she may find more than she bargained for...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,379 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
18. An Odd Exchange reviews
Since the Dawn of Time, we have been mislead as to how Mr. Willy Wonka left his factory to Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-10-09 - Complete
19. Alice, Alice, Alice reviews
Alice; such a simple name for such a girl. Poem from the Mad Hatter
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-10-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
20. Headstrong & Humility » reviews
Reader, it must be said: love is the hardest thing in the world. There is no superficial truth beyond this simple fact. - Sequel to Pride and Prejudice, in the style of J.A. On hiatus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09
21. New Midnight » reviews
The thing about leaving a vital organ behind in the place you swore never to return to is this: you can never truly live without it. You have to go back for it. And how good it feels to do just that. Edward's New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-26-09 - Edward
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