| schnook |
Author has written 22 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Twilight, Pride and Prejudice, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane and the Dragon, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Maid Sama!, Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け, Shugo Chara!, and Once Upon a Time. Schnook [schnoo.k] - noun slang. 1. An unimportant or stupid person; dope. 2. A teenage writer of the female persuasion. Origin: 1945-50, Americanism ; of uncertain origin* revised: somewhere down under, or, if answer is preferred, one's own mother. --x--x--x-- One day, I'll own a personal libarary the size of a blue whale, and collect typewriters instead of stray cats. Then again, I may reconsider the cats. A request? PM me. (PM standing for Private Massage, of course. Or Persuasion Money. Petitioned Makeover. Whatever boats your float.) --x--x--x-- | |||||||
1. A Study in Chalk reviewsNot that he cares much for the past. It acts as a useful scapegoat, at least. At least she's still here. At least all is not yet lost. Rum./Belle.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete2. Hope, His Mother Said reviewsArmageddon came that year. Ten months later, he seeks atonement. Redemption. Forgiveness: A story of friendship, love, kindness, and the world we wake to. 3/5.Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-12 - Chizuru Y. & Ryu S. - Complete3. Pertinence, His Mother Said » reviewsHe's just one guy, preparing himself for humiliation. Of course, the fact that she's clueless doesn't help. 1/5.Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-19-11 - Published: 10-8-11 - Sawako K. & Shouta K. - Complete4. Invention, His Mother Said reviewsHe is she. She is he. It's a simple formula, but it's the one that provides the answers. 2/5Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-11 - Ayane Y. & Kento M. - Complete5. Ripe for the Picking reviewsDear God, please let Ikuto Tsukiyomi die. Thank you. Ikuto/Amu.AU.Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-11 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete6. Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn » reviewsOne week. One Hotel. One chance by a series of post-it notes, dog-eared pages, sarcastic remarks and wilting hopes. They're just two more people in the world searching for something beyond the sex and glamour of their youth. Usui/Misaki. Now drabbles.Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 10-8-11 - Published: 6-21-11 - T. Usui & Misaki A. - Complete7. You Is Just Another Synonym » reviewsKyouya Ootori has a mission. Jane Walters is praying to all kinds of midday television it has nothing to do with her. But apparently, Oprah has better things to do. Kyouya/OC. Slightly AU.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 2-20-11 - Kyōya O.8. And Then There Were None reviewsIt had been a natural response, much like catching a ball with nimble fingers when it is flung at you. Sayu Yagami had been flung at him with such a force he was not prepared for. Mello/Sayu. One-shot.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-11 - Mello & Sayu Y. - Complete9. Blue Is Underrated reviewsHe's got a pocketful of freshly-baked bravery. He's no knight; yet there's a thumping in his head, in his heart, that assures him otherwise. J/J. One-shot.Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-11 - Jane T. & Jester - Complete10. Four Weeks With One, Two, Three reviewsMori was practical. What better place to have found her then, than in the sunshine? Both denied glancing over their shoulders . One-shot.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-10 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete11. The Technicalities of the Telescope reviewsHer opera glasses are her microscope, his glasses is his telescope, and together, they're a wide-shot in acute focus. Except they're not, because they're not together, and he's glad. Kyouya/EclairOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-10 - Kyōya O. & Eclair T. - Complete12. ALICE II » reviewsThe sequel to 'ALICE.' Wonderland has never been so adventurous before...Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,726 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 7-24-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta13. Unexpected Diversions » reviewsIn between the whirring computers, the snide remarks, the scratchy wigs and the Lego blocks, he's really not asking for much. Just her heart. Near/OC. Post series.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 2-27-10 - Near14. My Name Is Jester reviewsI find myself wishing I knew my name; a name to prove I am more than the Jester. I am more than the fool of the castle. I am a man; a man worthy of a name.Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-29-10 - Jester & Jane T. - Complete15. My Name is Scout reviewsHe's wearing his best suit, the one he keeps in the room I'm Not Allowed In Under Any Circumstances, and that surely is a sign from God himself." One-shot; Scout, Jem and AtticusTo Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-10 - Complete16. Her Breathing reviewsHis breathing was heavy and deep, making her wonder whether he had ran to the spot, forgetting till the last minute, or was breathing deeply through excitement of holding the hand of another girl on their bench." One-shot, unless persuaded otherwiseHis Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 1-20-10 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. & Will P. - Complete17. The Boy Watched reviewsThe boy watched her, as always, from behind the dying bushes.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete18. ALICE » reviewsWhen Alice returns to her childhood escape, she may find more than she bargained for...Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,379 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete19. An Odd Exchange reviewsSince the Dawn of Time, we have been mislead as to how Mr. Willy Wonka left his factory to Charlie.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-10-09 - Complete20. Alice, Alice, Alice reviewsAlice; such a simple name for such a girl. Poem from the Mad HatterAlice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-10-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete21. Headstrong & Humility » reviewsReader, it must be said: love is the hardest thing in the world. There is no superficial truth beyond this simple fact. - Sequel to Pride and Prejudice, in the style of J.A. On hiatus.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-0922. New Midnight » reviewsThe thing about leaving a vital organ behind in the place you swore never to return to is this: you can never truly live without it. You have to go back for it. And how good it feels to do just that. Edward's New MoonTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-26-09 - Edward