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since: 05-08-09, id: 1928561, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

NIGHT MANNight man,
Sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
I love you, I love you , I love you , I love you, I love you.
Night Man
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down down and I try to fight you
you come inside me and fill me up…

Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just two men sharing each other
It’s just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he’s so happy
The other’s screaming a passionate shout
It’s the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it’s right man
the feeling so wrong…
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I’ll become the Night….the passionate, passionate Night Man.

They took you Night Man
and you don’t belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
without your sexy hands
and I miss you Night Man
so bad.

~charlie , it's always sunny in philadelphia


Funny quotes I wish I had written:

"-I was always just this little girl to you; a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you!"~ When It All Falls Down by becauseshelovesme

“Bullshit you ho, I'm not letting you punch my motherfucking body for fun!” ~Face Down by SimplyDazzling

"Do you eat it?" (Edward on tampons) ~Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE

"...reality can never live up to what fantasies our minds construct for us."~Over The Top by starfish422

"I want to be your friend, so I can know everything about you any old average Joe could find out. But, I’m selfish – this is only before I try to find out the secrets only I will know, if you would allow me.” ~bare by bella luna sky

“God damn it Edward, if you don’t tell me what happened to Bella I’m gonna punch you straight in the dick" ~ stripped by punkfairie

"Okay, I lied. I fucking rolled those bitches hard" ~Good Boy by

"I figured since you, me, and paper are mortal enemies, a card wasn't the best way to approach the situation." Jasper to Bella ~ Atlas Shrugged

"Molestation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery" ~Room 153 by The Feeling of Numbness

"Hugs, I swear, they are the answer to the world’s problems." ~your biggest fan by ofthedammed


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1. Breaking the Rules » reviews
Edward has to leave Bella one weekend alone with Emmett leaving a list of things Emmett cannot do with Bella. This is the story of Emmett and Bella breaking as many rules before Edward comes back. Not Em/B love story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 8-12-09 - Bella & Emmett
2. Wedding Planning reviews
Bella tries to escape the torture of wedding planning with Alice but it's a lost cause. So while Alice plans Bella gets lost in her cynical thoughts. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-09 - Bella - Complete
3. Perfect reviews
Bella spends the day with Edward and revels in his perfection but he can't get past the imperfections he has. Bella makes it her mission to prove to Edward what the idea of perfection is. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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