MOST AMAZING FRICKING IDEA EVER!! TWILIGHT + NARUTO = MY NEWEST STORY!! YAY!!

Yes, that is my big news. My newest story! I just watched New Moon soo I was like:

"Jacob is soooo freakin' Hot!! Like Kiba..."

That's when it clicked. I was like:

"Holy. Crap. I have to make a story like that!!"

I know there are a hell of a lot of Twilight/Naruto stories but there isn't one by ME. So I'm going to change that!

GET READY FOR MY NEWEST (and twisty) STORY OF HAWT WOLVES, FUNNY VAMPIRES, AND SOME OTHER CRAZY ASS PEOPLE! ;D

'Ello, people. Welcome, dudes and dudiets! ;3 lol Okay then.

I'm sorry about the really late updates and other stuff, but I have a life (more or less. xD jk I do have a life.) and I have a shit load of fucken homework (pain in the ass v.v").

I most likey will only write Naruto fanfiction because it's my favorite out of all the anime I read.

I took the Twlight quiz and I got...Jasper Hale! It said: "You are Jasper Hale. You are very charismatic and have an uncanny ability to put others at ease. You are also a dependable leader and intuitive friend. You have a hard time ignoring temptation, as you are not naturally inclined to repress the way you feel."

That is kind of true...I have this thing that I can do to put other people at ease just by talking to them, no matter what my mood. Anyway, I feel a bit on the concied side so I'll tell you guys about myself, if you give a damn.

About ME!: I am a soccer jock, but a BIG ANIME NERD! (I just got into Blood+ and Host Club! It is so funny! I love it~!)I love hip-hop, rock, rap, and, well, anything to get a party started! You may not believe me, but I live in Ohau, Hawaii. I'm Hawaiian and I speak fluent Hawaiian and Pidgen (Hawaiian slang). My birthday is Sept. 20th at 3:11pm so its coming up soon! (2 days) My name is butterfly in Hawaiian: Puleileihua (Pu-lei-lei-who-ah). You say it like it's spelled out, kinda. I'm into A LOT of different anime, but my friends got me hooked on Naruto.

I don't know what else to say...

Well, I'm now totaly in love with Naruto. Not the idiot. The whole show was pure genuis! My favorite of the rookie nine is: Hinata Hyuuga. She is thee awesomess of all the girls! Well, at least I think that...Then Temari, TenTen, Ino, and Sakura of course. I kind of don't like Sakura because she is kind of useless (NO OFFENCE TO SAKURA FANS!)but in shippuuden she is awesome. But I still like Hinata the best!

Couples I Like:

SasuHina (KYAA! I LOVE THEM! THEIR KIDS WOULD BE THE STRONGEST! AN UCHIHA AND HYUUGA MIX! OMG! They match, too!)

NejiTen (They are so different yet so alike!)

LeeSaku (Don't ask, I don't even know why.)

KibaIno (I don't know why I like this couple, but they look good!)

KibaSaku (Yeah. Sorry. I really don't why.)

ShikaTema (Shika's lazy ass would be owned every time he talks back! I would LOVE AND PAY to see that!)

ChoIno (I'd make Choji so whipped! LOL)

NaruHina (Like NOBODYS thought of that before!)

ItaHina (...)

GaaHina (Did you see his childhood? She's perfect for him!)

Couples me no likey:

SasuSaku (SCREW THAT! A PINK HAIRED UCHIHA?! What makes the fans of this couple think that Sasuke's going to have a change in fellings for her now?!)

NaruSaku (Hell no!! What makes anybody think she would suddently fall madly in love with NARUTO?! OF ALL PEOPLE?!)

SasuIno (No...just...no! Creepy!)

LeeTen (I don't hate this couple, but I don't see it...)

NaruIno (These two blondes in the same room? I do not think so. All hell would break loose! But I don't hate it.)

NaruTema (O.O" She'd kill him before he comes near her. Fox or not.)

ShikaIno (Again, I don't see it, but it would be funny! Him ignoring her, her yelling at him!)

GaaSaku (Wait, didn't he try to kill her? Yeah, that's what I thought. Red and Pink? No.)

NejiSaku (I don't hate this couple, but Neji is kind of...well...I...can't explain it...It would be funny, I bet.)

SasuKarin (Hate this one! Fangirls attack!)

That's about all the couples I like and no likey. Well the ones I can think of, that is.

My attitude:

-Smartass

-Happy person

-Loves to laugh

-Likes making faces (xD)

-Tend to talk-back all the time

-Sometimes, clueless

-Can be a dumbass

-Loves to swear (It's in my nature!)

-Can speed text 100 words in under 2 minutes (My friends and I timed myself! Yeah, we we're THAT bored.)

I take request and stuff like for birthdays and what-not. I just love to write and I hope to be an author when I get older or an super model :D jk.

Stories:

-The Reason We Kill:

Summary: What would go wrong when Hyuuga Hinata was placed on team 7? Will she use them then take the help from the Akatsuki? How much stronger is this Hinata? What's up with her pass? What's this new feeling Sasuke has? SasuHina...Sometime in the near future.

I'm going to continue with this one because I made it for a friend and I promised him I would follow up on my promise, SO GET READY FOR A WILD AND CRAZY RIDE! I might even make another story when Sasuke and Hinata FINALLY--

Opps. Gave out too much info.

But I do have an idea for this story but bear with me people! Thank you all for your support!

-KK: Big N Bad:

Summary: Hinata Hyuuga: Super Model, singer, and all around badass is going to a new high school with her band. There she meets Sasuke Uchiha. What could happen, right? Wrong! SasuHina, ShikaTema, KibaIno, NejiTen and LeeSaku. "SCREW YOU!" The girls are in hell!

I thought about if putting this on hold was a good idea...My answer:

Hell no.

So IM GOING TO CONTINUE WITH KK. I just think I didn't really get all of my ideas down. And I don't think it's very fair for my readers, ya know? I know I wouldn't want a story I'm reading to be on hold for a long time and I know most people don't too.

-Turn of Events:

Summary: 'Oh no, no, no! Not on my birthday!' Hyuuga Megami, daughter of Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke, finds someone she never wanted to...Her father. SASUHINA, with of course my very own Uchihyuuga kids on as the ice breakers! Enjoy.

This is my newest story and is about Hinata and Sasuke's children, Megami (oldest), Senjiru (middle) and Mikoto (youngest) who find out after about 15 years that they do have a father. But it's not as friendly as Hinata hoped it would be. Maybe this'll be a two-shot. I don't really know right now.

-1663:

Summary: Caring, Neglect. Hero, Villain. Love, Hate. Live, Die. Human, Immortal. We all care but we neglect. We all want to be the hero but end the villain. We all are strong and weak. We all love and hate. We all live then die. But We can't be human when we are immortal, can we? No.

I need a name for this story!!

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine is bold and underline):

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (My school uniform has a skirt, but most of the girls including my friends are whores.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (LMAO!)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Haha! THEY wish! Lol, not.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Lmfao.)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (My mother is, brazilian, white, RUSSIAN, and some other different kinds of white. My father is black, hawaiian, JAMAICAN and other stuff.)

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (...They know me so well o.o')

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. (SOOO true!! xD)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Heyy, I do like fried chicken and kool-aid o.o)

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (U.U That is sooo not true.)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (xD)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (What's wrong with that?)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

Rotffd!

I got that thing tha I'm/ I am thang from Nwyd xD I was fucking laughing so hard when I saw it on her profile!!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Hinata

2) Gaara

3) Itachi

4) Sasuke

5) Shikamaru

6) Temari

7) Neji

8) TenTen

9) Ino

10) Kiba

11) Lee

12) Kurenai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No...And I don't think I plan on reading any too...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Any sane person would say Uchiha Sasuke is indeed hot...I guess I'm insane and sane at the same time then xD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O.O Somebody would be dead...And Asuma will surely be the one killing them...Kurenai and TenTen?! REALLY?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? I remeber one, a KibaIno one...Very sweet too.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Oh hell no!! They're bother and sister for Kami's sake!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? ShikaIno! Never, ever ShikaKiba...well not never...-looks for ShikaKiba fanfic- o.o

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Neji walking in on Kurenai and Gaara? O.o...He'd walk back out and say: "It wasn't my destiny to see that."

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.Yes, Uchiha Itachi, member of Akatsuki, the one who murdered his clan...has a weak spots...and for puppies, of all things. That sucked!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I'm not so sure about TenHina...But I think there is...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. "Blood Eyes See All..." I would TOTALY read that!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Sasuke finally showing emotion to someone else OTHER than him self...Hinata is good for Sasuke's soul!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I have no idea.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I dunno about them but...I DO!! Lee fangirling ;3

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I don't think so, but Gaara/Sasuke/Shikamaru would be really hot!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Kiba...would most-likly growl very loudly...I don't know!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Hot by Avirl Lavigne lol. Go TenTen-sempai!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hm...It would be...Mega Spoilers and Hurt/Comfort...I should write one like that...o>O

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? O>o Oh gosh..."I bit my tounge, Gaa-kun, can you kiss to make it better?" wink xD lmfao!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "YOSH!! THE POWER OF YOUTH HAS BLOOMED IN BOTH GAARA-KUN AND TENTEN-CHAN!! YOSHH!!" lol Lee-kun!! glomps

To Haruno Sakura (Naruto) Haters

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS!

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS!

If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS!

If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS!

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS!

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS!

If you just hate her, COPY THIS!