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Well, this is me, a little girl (I'm really little, about 158 cm), 14 at the moment, sitting here, with my notebook on my lap and trying to say something about me.

There isn't something really special everyone should know about me. I'm kinda, a little bit crazy (must come from my parents...) and so my whole family is, but that's because I love them so. I love my crazy family, I think, I would die in a stiff family... really! How glad am I, that I found something like a soulmate in my best friend, Stephanie (better known as Stephie/Steph/Teph) who's as mad as I am... you know... we tick the same way! I'm also (to the other freak things) a Scooby-Freak, so the stories I think I'm going to update will all be with him.

And they (maybe not all, but the most) will have Shelma.
I mean, come on. They would make a wonderful couple...and all those little hints...

1. Velma carries Shaggy's medicine in "What a Night for a Knight".
2. Shaggy carries Velma's spare pair of glasses in "A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts".
3. They hold hands in "Haunted House Hang Up".
4. They go together in the tunnel of love in "Foul Play in Funland" and when their boat crashes, Shaggy screams: "Don't worry Velma, I'll save ya!".
5. Velma tries to rescue Shaggy and Scooby in "A Night of Fright Is No Delight", then she tries to mold him into her image of a good man ("You're gonna be brave no matter how chicken you are.").
6. They play Tarzan and Jane in "A Tiki Scare is No Fair" (and later, Shaggy watches Velma doing the hula).
7. When Fred and Velma finds Shaggy and Scooby in "Chill out, Scooby Doo", Scooby jumps into Fred's arms and starts to lick his face, while Shaggy jumps into Velma's arms and looks at her in a way, that can only be described as suggestively.
8. They're dancing together in "Jeepers, it's the Creeper".
9. In "A Terrifying Round with a Menacing Metallic Clown", Shaggy got caught by a giant clown and Velma, who is very afraid of clowns is the one, who saves him.
10. In "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed", Velma tells Shaggy, that she believe, that he and Scooby are real heros.
11. In "What a Night for a Knight", Shaggy simply lifts up Velma and carries her away from the Black Knight, who Velma stood in front of.

Isn't that enough?? (got the most from top off my head, some others from different websites)

I'm actually out of Germany, so English isn't my first language. My English teacher tell me, I'm very good at writing stories in English, but it is just like it is: No one can write things so nice and...fitting in English as anyone, who's first language is English. Just a fact.

So please, don't say to me, that my English is bad. I know this all alone. Even if I try to learn it really, i love this language, it's so soft.
You know what i mean? You can never say "I love you" better in german than in english, because in german it's "Ich liebe dich" and just try to say that without coughing...xD

I'm talking with my mind, btw., it started talking with me. I named it Apps, cause it's nicer to talk to things that have names (apps...append...). We often discuss about god and the world and Apps likes disturbing me while writing stories. (...yeah... call me insane, if you want to)

Eeh...well...what to say then... I'm not danger-prone like Daphne, but it seems as I... would have little accidents... often... I fell out of bed every morning. it's a good alarm clock, because it's always around the time when i have to wake up (I'm beginning to wonder me, if a person is able to break bones when falling down maybe 35 cm...) . I dunno how often I stumble on the stairs. luckily, when I fall, I never hurt me really... well, that are the little things... (funny thing, in gym class, I'm quite good)

Strange, random uninteresting surely not funny stuff

mmmh..oh, yeah:

Things I can/I am that normally belong to cartoon character just because they're so silly/strange...

-I've got the cool and really strange and mysterious ability to stumble, fall and... this things, well, they're happening very often to me but I... never got hurt... very handy and to fall and then stand up and say "Nothing happened" is always very nice.

-That's not really a normal cartoon character thing but it fits with my favorite character, Shaggy :D. I've got the (really handy) skill to eat as much as I want to, but never gain any weight...

-I can make this...move (?), when you run pass something and your head stays focused on it, but your body runs farther... and your head wont move a bit while your legs nearly ran into the air... just when I do this I normally fall to the ground, cause my legs are to far away and... yeah.

-I am this horrible kind of... person, that can find a silly joke for everything.

-I can (when I want to) smile always (honestly, I nearly never see cartoon character NOT smile; unless they're bad).

Random, uninteresting stuff about me

The first thing I do when I go online is going to my twitter account I share with my best friend.

I am the smallest one in my class (at least the smallest girl, there's a boy, but I don't know who of us is taller).

My screensaver is a slide show of my Scooby picture file.

I used to think I've got bright blue eyes, but noticed that they are a very bright grey (i really wonder about that and checked it a few times again, but they are definitely grey though it's a nice grey, i like it :D).

I've got a turtle named Lulu. But he's male. A male named Lulu. I like to tell that he's French (I think they're capable of giving their males a name like Lulu), when somebody asks. He bit me one time and I can tell you, that really hurts! Normally he lies lazily in his aquarium and just looks around.

My brother can't understand how I can see more in cartoon character than what everybody can see in the shows and laughs when he just sees the summary of my stories. He can be a real asshole sometimes, but I love him anyways.

I was the smartest child in my grade during elementary school.

I'm pepsi addicted.

I'm writing a "100 Things I Want To Do Before I Die"-list. I'm thinking of points, so I'll have 100 one day and I already have some of them done, like #6: Run around a chair without a break for 10 minutes while you're sugarhigh. or #12: Eat 10 water-ice in max. one hour. or #56: Take a shower at or shortly after 2 o'clock in the night. or #61: Watch a whole movie upside-down. I'll put the list on this page once I've got 100 goals on it :D.

I've got 18 links in my Link-list.

I like to stand anywhere and just look into the sky surprised, just to see how many people that pass me look into the same direction I'm looking, to see what I am looking at.

I'm the second child of my mother and the fourth of my father, but they both have just one daughter, me.

If I could choose three super powers, I'd take Invisibility, Intangibility and the ability to fly.

I haven't done any homework for Latin since one year (and yes, I've had Latin in the last year and yes, my Latin teacher gives us homework).

I always hear music very loud while i take a shower.

I love rain, snow and thunderstorms.

When I sleep between two and five hours, I'm very awake the next morning, when I sleep between five and eight hours I'm very tired in the morning, when I sleep over eight hours I'm awake.

You know, you're a Scooby freak, when...

...when words like Zoinks or Jinkies are normal for you
...when you always want to split up with your friends
...when you think of Shaggy and Scooby everytime you see something eatable
...when you like to build traps, which never work
...when it's nothing special for you to see a ghost or monster
...when you try to wheedle sb. by giving him a Scooby Snack
...when you don't freak out, if your dog speaks with you
...when you're not surprised, if your car breaks down
...when you never go to school
...when you wear the same clothes every day

Blubb...to my stories:

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Yeah... um... three long stories are already finished, two songfics, two Shelma oneshots, one Fraphne oneshot and my interview with the gang. And my Drama-story. And my oneshot with Shaggy.

Mhh... Velms asked me to write a mystery with Shaggy and Velma starring. Oh, and she probably wants it without Shelma xD. I'm not quite sure if I'll do that. I mean, Ill do it, but there probably will be some hints, but I'm not sure yet, how big this hints will be. Well, you can see, I already started it... "Our own mystery movie"...

Oh, and as you noticed I wrote a Ratchet & Clank story. Just wanted to write one, ya know? (and I have plans for another two ones, but... I really have to much plans..)

crap time!

me: could you explain me how to solve this task?

my maths teacher (who really thinks, that i (and Teph)know and understand all the stuff, he's telling us, but we don't...): oh, come on, pia, you can do that.

me: no, i can't.

maths teacher: yes, you know this... (walks away)

me: eeehhh... okay! (shrugging)(begins to draw)

my mother (she tested a hair-locks-killer): they're not away. it seemed like my hair got bigger, doesn't it?

my brother: maybe the company that produced it makes viagra, too and swapped something...

my mother: but viagra can't make your hair sleek...

me (to my turtle): hey lulu!

lulu (hugging her thermometer)

me: do you think, it'll respond your love one day?

me (falling out of bed)

my mother (downstairs, one room under me, so she hears it): have you fallen out of bed again?

me: mh-mh

my mother (laughs)

me (my mom comes in the room, she wears a green sweater and brown jeans): Mom! your clothing looks like...

my mom: wait... how was his name... Shaggy, right?

me: yeah. you totally got his style. (my father comes in the room)

my mom: guess what Pia thought I'd look like when she saw my clothing.

my father: um... a tree?

(my mom, my father, Stephanie and I are in the cinema. we walk down the little floor to one of the cinema halls. the door to it is open, so the entry is on the left wall, while the opened door is in front of us.)

my mom (pulls the opened door close and looks on the wall behind it): huh? where's the entry?

my father: ... it was already opened...

(I'm in a room with my brother and my father. I had tried to speak only english for 24 hours and no german, but had to break it when my brother refused to go to the telephone)

my brother: ... oooh, do you have to start again?

me: YOU don't dare to say anything, just because you were to lazy, or no, you were to "busy" to get your ass up and the one and a half meter from your seat to the telephone, I have to start once again, so you just shut up and don't say anything, UNDERSTOOD?(panting from speaking so fast)

my father: ... wow...

(i walk into a room loud singing, not noticing that my mom is sitting in the room)

me: FIGHTING CRIME; TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD; HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

my mom: ...what's that for a song?

me: YIKES! oh. you. hehe. it's the... powerpuff girl song...

my mom: ... yeah, that title would make sense

more crap! (insider ?!... from me, friends and family)

Wallpaper your room with Yogurette Berry papers!

Aldi-Cookies!!

Kneading-Bag!!

O and O -- (screaming)!!

Verchucktes genius

Twinkle-Smiley !!

Says Superteph to Superpi: You are silly! Hihihi!

ned's mouth: o

TRAMPOLINE !!

SCOOBY t-shirt... yay!

RADIO ROCK REVOLUTION ... ROCKS!

Way free for Chatra!

Wtf is Patrick?

Flu! aaaawwwww

Handy!

This 4-armed figure...

ICQ - I Sea Kuh

What was the insider again?

Got punched by your shirt

Half your hair is away!

Pick the right direction at the curtain

scooby dooby doo!

Velma: My glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses.

Shaggy: Hahaha. Like, that's funny. I can't see a thing with your glasses!

Fred: Wow, this bazaar is... bizarre!

Shaggy: Remember, Scoob: Our enemies are invisible. So, in a way, we're looking for nothing.

Fred: I'll translate the ancient writing. (searchs journal) "Help, the heavy tourist is pinching my kitten".

Daphne: (grabs journal) Uh, how about "the necklace is the key to the curse"?

Fred: Ooh. Even better.

Manny the Maul: I want my loot!

The Babysitter: I want that baby!

Boogidy-Bones: I want in!

Shaggy: I want my Mommie!

Shannon: For centuries the Blakes have been falling through trap doors, finding secret passageways, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in traps of our own creation. The Blakes have been famous for being-how should I put this?-accident prone.

Daphne (gang looks at her): What?

El Curandero: The answers to all your questions can be found in the past. Oh. And did I also mention you're in grave danger?

Daphne: Uh, no, I think you skipped that part.

El Curandero: You're in grave danger.

Manu Tuiama: I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snookie, especially given the danger.

Fred: Danger is my middle name.

Velma: I thought it was Herman.

Shaggy: We didn't do anything. The ghost looked us in the freezer. Oh, and he ate all the ice-cream, too.

Nancy Chang: And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances?

Bruce Wilkenson: Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory.

Fred: Chris Klug injured?

Velma: Mysterious circumstances?

Daphne: One million dollar?

Shaggy: Hungry?

Shaggy: Hey check it out. Andy and Mandy make dandy candy.

Fred: That's Handy!

Daphne: Did you see the sea monster? It was huge and green and ugly all over.

Shaggy: Sounds like that salad we had on the airplane.

Daphne: Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy.

Fred: I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot.

Velma: That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster".

Shaggy: Hey Scoob? Who's taking a mummy into his bed at night?

Scooby: I don't know.

Shaggy: His mummy, of course.

Velma: There gotta be a logical explanation for this.

Shaggy: Quick, tell me.

Velma: This place is haunted.

Shaggy: Like, thanks a lot...

Scooby (while sitting roped on an treadmill with Shaggy): Raggy! Ro romething!

Shaggy: Do something? Okay! wohhooohhoo (cries)

Scooby: Yikes!

Shaggy: Zoinks!

Daphne: Jeepers!

Velma: Jinkies!

Fred: ...damned! I still don't have a catchphrase!

COPY THINGS !! (muahahahha)

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason at all whatsoever copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile. (at least, some of them)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (also if I'm not american...)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( and my mind (I named it Apps) answers. O.o)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, M. Night Wolfalona, littlebixuit

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and/or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish reading one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Teeheehee)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (you wanna have an ice? - i bit my tongue!... just one out of many, many...)

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE " PERCENT THAT HASN'T, PUT THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS ( i ate... two in my life. they were fantastic.)

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. (oh, how it does!)

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (that portal making thing from... Portal)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile (yeah... that was funny!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I'm arguing with Apps (my mind)... that's a different thing!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (um... I'm everything of that xD)

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile. (i often hear songs i really like in my head. then, people often see me bopping back and forth my head without them hearing any music around me. then, they call me insane. then, i say thanks.)

-burp- sorry! (now someone i wrote on my one...)

If you sometimes would do anything to get some cheese sticks, copy and paste this into your profile. (cheese sticks...mad eyes)

If you often fall out of your bed or wake up upside down (with... your head at the end where the feet should be...), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got bitten by a turtle/tortoise, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with any television series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often do your homework, work stuff etc. after midnight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to copy pictures from your fave television series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you never care about FSK when you watch a movie or play a video game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to wear different (colored) shoes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're way to young for it, but like to listen to music from the 60's and 70's or anywhere around then anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. (Beatles forever!)

More stuff... (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I am skinny, but just because I don't gain any weight, indifferent what I eat!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Hey. It's my opinion and I have the rights to tell them if I want to!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. ( Love, which way it ever goes, no one will ever understand. But just because you can't understand, it's not bad. Let love go it's way, don't try to stop it!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I just don't believe in god. What's bad about that?)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Yeah... sure... I'm just not religious. Why should I, if I don't believe in god?)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I'm... just white... what's the matter?)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Okay, maybe I'm not that super-mega-pretty-girl, but I'm quite pretty. AND a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BI HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (searching hoe in 1 ton dictionary Oh, no. Definitely I'm not.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just dress like I want... and it's a rather normal style...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Damned Nazis! To the hell with you! Also if I'm not religious!)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (I'm 14.. and no slut!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I'm not ugly. Maybe I'm a little bit crazy, but I like to be crazy! And gaming's fun.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I said it before, I don't get fat. Howsoever.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Sorry, if I don't feel like I need to have a boyfriend with 14...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (It's so good to be different. Believe me, being different is freedom!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (No, why should I?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Let love choose the direction it wants to go!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Hey, my best friend understands it. That's all I need. And I'm crazy, but I love every part of it.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Oh, I'm so sorry, that I'm not a mindless, dumb girl -.-)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I just like to write, okay? I want to bring my fantasies from my head to the paper, but I can do this without being emo. Fascination me.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Hey, I just think that everybody should have the same rights. What could honestly be bad about this?)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Yeah, all right...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Uh, wait. I'm NOT responsible for that. Surprise, surprise!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIA
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (And even if I'd be a loser, I'd rather like to be a loser than the most popular person in my school)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Sometimes I feel a bit like a hippy, really. And tree hugging is fun :D.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Cartoons are fun. People who can't admit this are silly. And I am (if i want to) responsible!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading enriches your life. Really. Just try, if you never read.)
I havideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Um.. yes, I'm a person? Who's not?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Oh, yeah, the Anime Hellsing (for example) is sooo childish...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (What can I do against it. I'm intelligent, a reader and writer. So I see them. So bad?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems