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since: 05-09-09, id: 1929225, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Emily Windsnap series.

Hi, I'm Brooke. Well, that's not my name but I like it better than my name. But anyway, i'm 13 years old and i love writing and fanfiction.net is my favorite website. i spent my whole spring break on here lol.

right now i'm totally Twilight obcessed (hey im a 13 year old girl, so sue me), so that's pretty much the main type of fanfic i've been reading for a while, but i also like reading Navy NCIS fanfic (Abby rocks!) and also Harry Potter fanfic. (i love Harry Potter!)


i want everyone who reads this page to know why my pen name is banditlover. i love horses and i've been riding since i was eleven (i like Western). my favorite horse at the barn was named Bandit, and i rode him at every lesson. back in October, my riding instructor thought it would be a good idea for me to try riding this other horse named Cowboy every once in a while so i could learn more. i rode him once and he was fine, but i still liked Bandit more. the next week i rode Cowboy again. he's very high-strung, and when i was cantering him in a circle, he suddenly broke the circle and started cantering faster across the ring. i was scared and couldn't get him to stop. without even realizing it, i was screaming, which made him go faster, first galloping then running (like racehorse speed). he swerved to avoid hitting another horse, and i fell. i got a bloody nose and sprained my neck, but nothing too serious. when i got home that day, my mom told me Bandit's owner had moved him and her other horse, Jasper, to another stable. i was very upset, but hoped she would bring him back here one day. i swore i would never ride Cowboy again, and i am just now finally able to canter again without being afraid on this other sweet horse named Cody (but i've been riding all along). back at the end of January, beginning of February about, i learned that Bandit had died of a stomach tumor a few weeks earlier. I was devasted. so, the pen name banditlover is a tribute to the best horse i have ever known, who i know still watches over me from heaven when i ride.


I love country music! here are some of my favorite country songs: (they're not in order)

1. wild at heart-Gloriana

2. before he cheats-Carrie Underwood

3. red high heels-Kellie Pickler

4. celebrity-Brad Paisley

5. cowgirls don't cry-Brooks and Dunn (featuring Reba McEntire)

6. somebody-Reba McEntire

7. should've seen it in color-Jamie Johnson

8. kiss a girl-Keith Urban

9. should've said no-Taylor Swift

10. you belong with me-Taylor Swift

11. chicken fried-The Zack Brown Band

12. invisible-Reba McEntire

13. my wish-Rascal Flatts

14. here comes goodbye-Rascal Flatts

15. it happens-Sugarland

16. love your baby girl-Sugarland

17. some hearts-Carrie Underwood

18. we're young and beautiful-Carrie Underwood

19. what do you think about that-Montgomery Gentry

20. roll with me-Montgomery Gentry

21. love story-Taylor Swift

22. passionate kiss-Reba McEntire

23. feel that fire-Dierks Bentley

24. i run to you-Lady Antebellum

25. sweet thing-Kieth Urban

26. summer nights-Rascal Flatts

27. best days of your life-Kellie Pickler

28. love is a beautiful thing-Phil Vassar (i think)

29. lessons learned-Carrie Underwood

30. the climb-Miley Cyrus (i know it's kind of a pop/country crossover, but i've heard it on country radio stations)


i know this may seem really random, but hey, i'm really random (just look at all the random things i copied and pasted on my profile), but here are my top 15 favorite names for boys and girls (i also included where i heard each one from):

BOYS NAMES:

15. Jeffrey (a kid i know)

14. Daniel (Radcliffe aka Harry Potter; a kid i know)

13. Jasper (Twilight; and Bandit's brother)

12. Kevin (Jonas Brothers: yes i like the Jonas Brothers so sue me!; also from Freak the Mighty)

11. Michael (a relative; Twilight)

10. Peter (Twilight; a kid i know)

9. Adam (Lambert, from American Idol; also the name of someone on Mythbusters, my favorite TV show after NCIS)

8. Jordan (a kid i know)

7. Robert (Pattinson aka Edward Cullen: but i know everyone already knows that)

6. Christopher (a kid i know)

5. Benjamin (National Treasure; Twilight)

4. Anthony (NCIS; Twilight)

3. James (Harry Potter; Twilight)

2. Jacob (a good friend of mine; Twilight)

And my favorite name for a boy is...

1. Edward! (Twilight: obviously!)

GIRLS NAMES:

15. Emily (the Emily Windsnap books; Twilight)

14. Erica (a friend of mine)

13. Bonnie (a friend of mine)

12. Rose (Titanic; i like the flower; Twilight)

11. Alice (Twilight)

10. Cleo (H2O)

9. Laura (Ingalls Wilder, the famous pioneer who wrote a book series about her life. The books were even made into a TV show)

8. Rikki (H2O)

7. Caitlin (a friend of mine; NCIS)

6. Serena (i think it's from Sailor Moon, but i can't remember)

5. Brooke (a friend of mine; and it's the name i'm using for myself on this site)

4. Cornelia (W.I.T.C.H.)

3. Charlotte (a friend of mine; Twilight)

2. Victoria (a relative; Twilight)

And my favorite name for a girl is...

1. Abigail! (NCIS!)


READ THE FOLLOWING!! IMPORTANT!!:
Hey all ~ In Israel, there is something terrible that has been going on. I'm Jewish, and it means a lot to me. A few years ago, Gilad Shalit, a soldier in the Israeli army, was captures by Hamas, the terrorist group controling the Gaza Strip. He has been held captive for over 1,000 days. You may wonder: 'why is one soldier so important?' Well, it is because one Israeli soldier captured, to Israelies, is the same as 5,000 American soldiers being captured (at once), for Americans. If you couldn't care less about this, then don't say or do anything. But if you do, please put this up on your profile. I want everyone to know that there are people internationally who support the return of Gilad Shalit, and want him back.
Thanks, You Guys (and Girls),
Bellasclumsiness425 (Lissie)


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you have nothing against vampires and you think they're awesome and would love to be one, but would obviously not want to kill humans but you are a total animal lover and wouldn't want to kill those either so you would rather be a werewolf so you could eat human food and not have to struggle with your thirst, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are obessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste

If you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think only losers hate/ don't get/ never read Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love horses, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love horseback riding, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like riding Western better than English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the smooth, rocking motion of cantering, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on a trail ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been in a horse show (no matter how small), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever won a blue ribbon in a horse show (no matter how easy the class or how few the competition), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a horse, and gotten right back on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your horse goes to the bathroom while you're riding him/her every single time you ride him/her, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love your riding boots and sometimes wear them to school because they're so comfortable and they make you feel good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have at lesast three horse-related things in you bedroom, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have at least one piece of jewelry with a horse or a horshoe on it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate fly spray and think it smells bad and it makes you sneeze, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've lost your favorite horse, either because they've been sold or they passed away, and you still miss them and still love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. And when you do, your favorite horse, no matter how far away they are, will get a big hug, and they'll know it's from you and that you still miss them and still love them and haven't forgotten them. And you'll get this feeling inside, and you'll just know that it's your favorite horse, hugging you back and telling you that they still miss you and still love you too, and they haven't forgotten you either.

If you think that horse slaughter-houses and puppy mills are horrible, evil places that should be shut down permanently and immediately at all costs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward is a huge stud, put this on your profile.

If you think Jacob is a huge stud, put this on your profile.

If you think Jacob is a good person put this on your profile

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, put this on your profile.

If you think Daniel Radcliffe is hot, put this on your profile.

If you've read all seven Harry Potter books at least twice, put this on your profile.

If you've seen all six Harry Potter movies at least once all the way through, put this on your profile.

If you think Quidditch is cool, put this on your profile.

If you wish you could be an Animagus, put this on your profile.

If you think Luna Lovegood is cool, put this on your profile.

If you think Harry and Ginny belong together, put this on your profile.

If you think Ron and Hermione belong together, put this on your profile.

If you think Dobby is cute, in an ugly sort of way, put this on your profile.

If you love writing fanfics put this on your profile.

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you hope Stephanie Meyer comes out with even more books, put this on your profile.

If you are a Twilight fanatic put this on your profile.

If you love to sing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are hopelessly in love with both Edward and Jacob, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Switzerland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer.

Best Twilight poem ever! P.S. I did NOT write this! I just found it.

And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you're a twiligter, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're trying to annoy someone with your Twilight obsession, use a couple of these quotes to drive 'em crazy.

‘Edward Cullen is the new Romeo’

‘When life gives me lemons, I throw ‘em back and demand Edward’

‘Vampires are the new Prince Charming’

‘Edward is my favorite musician’

‘It’s a Twilight thing… you wouldn’t understand’


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you actually read to the bottom. I congratulate you. As a reward copy and paste this onto your profile!


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted


IF YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING SUCKS AND THAT WE SHOULD STOP POLLUTING AND SAVE THE DAMN POLAR BEARS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

-Unknown

if you think this is awesome and so true copy and paste this on your profile.


IF YOU HATE STEREO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!

Bold those that fit you!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. ( i dont care eigher way )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook. ( i am but thats not the point )

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Labels are stupid so dont use them.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste


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1. The Dawn of Hope » reviews
Twilight with a twist. The Cullens live in Europe during the Holocaust. Bella is Jewish and escapes from a concentration camp. What happens when Edward finds her in the woods? read and find out! rated T because of Holocaust themes nd language.AU kinda ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Bella & Edward
2. Don't Scream reviews
for the "All human twilight contest". bella and alice love horses. but bella's favorite horse bandit has died and she's not too keen on his replacement, cowboy. but she rides cowboy anyway. what will happen when disaster strikes? full summary inside. ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. The Best Sleepover Ever reviews
Marina invites Althea, Shona and Emily to her house for a sleepover. They watch a movie give each other makeovers play truth or dare and more. Takes place about two years after "Emily Windsnap and the Castle in the Mist". The girls are fourteen years old
Emily Windsnap series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete
4. Emily Windsnap's Wedding reviews
Takes place on Allpoints Island ten years after "Emily Windsnap and the Castle in the Mist". Emily and Aaron get married. Pure fluff. Short. Oneshot. 'Nuff said. Rated K plus just to be safe.
Emily Windsnap series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-09 - Complete
5. Twilight Cinquains reviews
These are just some short poems about the Twilight characters. A cinquain is a type of poem. Full definition of a cinquain is inside. Rated K plus just in case.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete
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