Naruto Ask and Dare show!, has moved to DA (Deviantart). You can read ch.1-23 on this account http://ulquixdeideixluver.deviantart.com/

You can read ch 24+ on this account http://haunted-flowerxx.deviantart.com/

For all my NAADS(Naruto ask and dare show) fans:FF.net deleted the story so it is only on Deviantart, if any of you have accounts here on FF you can still message me reviews. If your an anon. reviewer then you can send dares through one of my other fanfics!!(either Behind These Doors or the NAADS not, please do not send reviews for NAADS under Saviors of the Night)

Ongoing fics:

Naruto Ask and Dare Show-Genre: Humor Home: Deviantart.com(above link if you haven't noticed) Shippuuden: Yes Rated: "T" sometimes "M"

Saviors of the Night-Genre: Drama, adventure,humor,maybe angst, and slight romance(in further chapters) Shippuuden:see below Rated: "T"

and Behind These Doors-Genre: Humor (on slight Hiatus) Shippuuden: I think so Rated: "T"

Upcoming fics:

Rapunzel-Genre: Humor, Fluff Couple: ShikaTeme Shippuuden?: Yes Rated: "T" or "K+"

Diary of Cinderella-Genre: Humor, Yaoi, Fluff Couple: SasoDei Shippuuden: Yes Rated: "T"

The Princess Bride-Genre: Humor, action(?) Couple: Yumi-no-TaiyoXItachi Uchiha Shippuuden: Yes Rated: K or T

Lets Go Camping!-Genre: Humor Couple: InuKago or IchiRuki Anime: Either Bleach or Inuyasha, haven't decided yet.

Saviors of the Night follows(or tries to) the story line! It begins a day before Naruto is training with Jiraiya and continues from there.

Don't want to post bio's for my Ocs, so if you have any questions about them please ask. (Why would you have questions?O_o)

Here are some copy and paste stuff!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle!

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw/drew whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw/drew black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your(or have tried) eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

Your new favorite color is orange

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pink

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

You wear your Naruto headband everywhere claiming that it is a symbol that your a ninja

You go to your local anime store to look around, but not buy anything. Just because you wanted to look at the Naruto stuff...namely plushies

You bought a plushie version of your favorite Naruto character and constantly smother it with hugs and kisses

You are in a store and when someone asks you your name you use your favorite Naruto Characters name

You go to an anime convention just to look for one thing Naruto-related

You cry or get upset when Naruto skips a release date

...And also try to add to this list as well

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?

I like the whole Akatsuki, they are all amazing and have awesome techniques!

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

I always knew it!! I wasn't surprised, it was interesting to hear that there was a ten-tailed beast and he split into all the tailed beasts.

3. Who would you be team-up with?

Either Itachi/Kisame, Deidara/Sasori(Tobi), or me and my friends Oc

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

What my character has, she can control demons, track them, and tame them. She is very usefull in the Akatsuki.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

...stare at him...wonder what the fuck he was drinking...then (try to) kill him!

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

~Meian's re-action~

Meian: Hidan shut the fuck up!

Hidan: But Kakuzu is sooo fucking stupid! I need to someone to convert to Jashinism for me!

Meian:rubs temples Deidei! I'll be right back, Hidan wants me to become a Jashinist!

~Sashimi re-action~

Hidan: So will you?

Sashimi:...slaps him, then leaves

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

I take it and tell him it's beautiful, then I make sure he doesn't stalk me.

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

~Meian's re-action~

Meian: Yay! Itachi-niisama is gonna brush my hair!

~Sashimi's re-action~

Sashimi: Itachi your a little drunk, let me take you home...

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

No you old fart!! I'm saving this for valuable things!

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

Depends on how I enjoy being with the Akatsuki. Although if I do go back, Pein would kill me.

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

1: Get popcorn and watch for a few minutes

2: Get bored

3: Walk away

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Both! Art is an eternal explosion!

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Stare...take Deidara's side...so I could call Sasori "fire wood"

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

Yay! I'm going swimming with a shark!

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

He's obviously stating the truth, so, I'd probably end up going :D

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

Lets just say that all my respect that I have left in him is going towards him killing Danzo...

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

I'd tell him that he is really sweet and very strong, but I have a boyfriend/husband

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

Both!

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?

~in order~

1: Konoha

2: Suna

3: Iwa

4: Mist

~final question~

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

That question is my weakness!!

I have so many, and different views on other couples! I'm probably the most complex Naruto fan when it comes to that!