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My friend Betsy found these...They are so funny...Just read! _

-On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
-On a bag of Wotsits
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of luxury soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
-On some Weight watchers frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's JUST a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
-On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only (Umm...there's a difference?)
-A satchet of silica gel from inside a new handbag:
Warning - Do NOT eat!! (OOOH! But that's the only reason I bought the bag!)
-On Childrens medication (Calpol maybe??)
Keep out of reach of children. (But I thought it was their medication!)
-Iceland Fizz Time Fizzy Drink:
Warning: Point away from face. (How the hell do I drink it then?)

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