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since: 05-11-09, id: 1931272, Profile Updated: 11-09-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 9 stories for Inkheart, and Professor Layton.

Welcome to my profile!!

My best friends are Julia (Konixulia)
and Betsy (BetsyFriday.)

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My friend Betsy found these...They are so funny...Just read! _

-On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
-On a bag of Wotsits
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of luxury soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
-On some Weight watchers frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's JUST a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"
Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
-On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only (Umm...there's a difference?)

-A satchet of silica gel from inside a new handbag:
Warning - Do NOT eat!! (OOOH! But that's the only reason I bought the bag!)
-On Childrens medication (Calpol maybe??)
Keep out of reach of children. (But I thought it was their medication!)
-Iceland Fizz Time Fizzy Drink:
Warning: Point away from face. (How the hell do I drink it then?)

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1. Trickery reviews
Dustfinger was bent double panting at the feet of Capricorn, who was fingering the last real copy of Inkheart. Slowly, Dustfinger regained his posture and was able to speak between deep breaths. “I came as soon as I received the message, Capricorn.”
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-09 - Capricorn & Dustfinger
2. Wuthering Heights reviews
Luke gets given a book to read, but will he read it, or be defient? R R please!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-09
3. Rat in the Bean Tin » reviews
This is a joke about a rat that Flora tells- well read, I wont spoil the joke!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-09
4. Oh dear! reviews
Ok class, who can tell me what 7 times 8 is?” said Mr Shah, looking around the classroom for answers. Unfortunately, nobody seemed to be interested. “Anyone?”
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-09 - Complete
5. Taboo reviews
This had to be the worst moment in my life. Nothing could top this in the entire universe. And it was all because of what I had said. Those words should not have been allowed to come out of my mouth, ever. This is what had happened..."
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-09
6. Moving? reviews
Where is Flora and Luke and Layton moving to? Find out...
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-09
7. Dear St Mystere reviews
Flora's POV, hard to summerise.Read and review please.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete
8. Famous Luke? Jealous Flora? reviews
Bettter Summary inside. SBC official.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-09
9. Detective Luke » reviews
Luke needs to find out about a mysterious girl. Better summery inside.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-09
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