Hi my name is Steve!

Steve: I'd like to introduce you to my best friend . . . Alvin!
Alvin: Hi. Ok can I eat them now?
Steve: scolds No! You just had breakfast!
Alvin: grumbles unhappily

Some really cool Quotes:

I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.

Favourite Memory:

Steve: Well this is boring . . .
Disembodied Voice: You're telling me
Steve: high pitched girlish scream Who are you?

Cue Starwars theme

Disembodied Voice: I am your father!
Steve: Really?

End Starwars theme

Disembodied Voice: No . . . I'm just proof that you've finally cracked
Steve: Huh?
Disembodied Voice: The light is on but nobody's home.
Steve: . . .
Disembodied Voice:huffs YOU'RE INSANE!
Steve: Oooooooh, riiiight. Got you . . .
Steve: So what, are you like my conscience or something?
Disembodied Voice: No I'm just a little voice inside your head
Steve: Cool! Do you have a name?
Disembodied Voice:long, painful sigh No, I'm a Disembodied voice inside your head
Steve: Right. So, I need to name you.
Disembodied Voice: What in the world for!
Steve: Well I don't plan on referring to you as Disembodied Voice now do I.
Disembodied Voice:grumbles incoherently
Steve: gasp I shall call you ALVIN!
Disembodied Voice: Alvin? WHY?
Steve: 'Cause you look like an Alvin. Duh!
Disembodied Voice: But . . . No ju . . . You ca . . . Oh fine! huffs Just call me Alvin
Steve: Good. Now I finally have a friend!
Alvin:sighs Why does that not surprise me?

Favourite Things to do:

Steve: Eat cheese, write, read, ignore Alvin
Alvin: Annoy the living daylights out of Steve, change Steve's story's, confuse Steve

Favourite Place to be:

Steve: In the water, or writing
Alvin: glare Well since I'm stuck in Steve's head . . . mumble

Favourite Thing:

Steve: Laminin. . . cause it’s so freakin awesome
Alvin: Getting Steve to ‘actually’ write fanfics

Pet Peeves (Should be changed to: Things we hate):

Steve: Twilight. People who idolise twilight and its actors. Edward Cullen. Chasing ping pong balls. Broken spines on paperback books.
Alvin: Bad Fanfics. Hypocrites. TV jingles. Short reviews.

Now let the writing BEGIN!